Man Maths ....
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pimpchez

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900 posts

212 months

Friday 16th May 2014
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How do you make it work , as the calculator is having a hard time looking to my next purchase.

Do you put in extra shifts
Change job
Sell a wife/kid ( i dont have these assests)
Get on a corner

LuS1fer

43,482 posts

274 months

Friday 16th May 2014
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People keep saying you could die tomorrow so live for the day.
I am a million pounds in debt and wondering when death plans on fundamentally proving this philosophy. wink

mnkiboy

4,409 posts

195 months

Friday 16th May 2014
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Your mate at work has been talking about car sharing with you - therefore your petrol cost has been halved.
Insurance is probably slightly cheaper if you restrict yourself to 5000 miles per year - that's an extra few hundred quid saved
The old car is out of warranty now and will prboably give you a £1000 bill soon - £1000 extra to spend on the new car
You were going to buy a digital radio for the car but the new car comes with one - Another £500 to spend on the new car

Basically, keep going and you can convince the wife your new car is free.

pimpchez

Original Poster:

900 posts

212 months

Friday 16th May 2014
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I could live for today then be screwed next month. I need an AMG in my life ,even if i did change job i wouldn't actually get more money as i`ve tried that already.

Then again running an AMG to 14,000 miles a year will send me bankrupt quicker than Katie Prices marriages.
I just keep thinking its only an extra 60quid SUL a week so its realistic , then i look at tyre and brake costs frown

SHutchinson

2,363 posts

213 months

Friday 16th May 2014
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Man maths has worked for me recently. Moved house and now live less than half the distance away from work that I used to. Couldn't justify another diesel due to potential DPF issues, short journeys and all that. I quite like my new S5 though, it's a perfect commuter car!

Tickle

6,447 posts

233 months

Friday 16th May 2014
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an attempt at man maths has been performed recently and has been shown to the Missus.

A Elise S1 (weekends) + fiat 500 (train station daily run) = less than Clio 200.

Insurance for the two is less than the Clio, fuel bills will be less, tax on both is less then the Clio

All other factors have been ignored in case they end up costing me more....

.... Am I doing this right?

CallorFold

859 posts

162 months

Friday 16th May 2014
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I have the same hard time justifying these things to myself!

Been wanting to swap my car (boring 1.6 Ford Focus) for a year or so now since I'm slowly approaching my mid-20's and insurance isn't taking me for all I have.

Going from something slow and boring, to something fast and fun, the numbers in my head just keep going up and up to a point when I end up thinking sod it I'll have to keep what I have until the house deposit is sorted.

kambites

71,447 posts

250 months

Friday 16th May 2014
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Tickle said:
.... Am I doing this right?
No, for it to be proper man maths you need to add in a wildly over-optimistic estimate for how much the Elise will appreciate in value and for how much the Clio will depreciate; plus assume that the Clio will constantly break down because it's French and the Elise and Fiat, obviously being built by superior British and Italian engineers, will be perfectly reliable. smile

roystinho

3,767 posts

204 months

Friday 16th May 2014
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I had a clio 200 on finance at around £300/month. Convinced the wife to get a 172 instead so I could track it @ £1500. Crashed it after about 5 months, but that's ok because it worked out the same payments. Then convinced her a Clio V6 was the way to go as it would be free motoring/none depreciating car. She went for that. Sold it for more than I bought it so made a 'profit', but she didn't take running costs into consideration.

Now all that man maths has me in a good position to basically get whatever I want. Now got a 'free' mini GP wink

Tickle

6,447 posts

233 months

Friday 16th May 2014
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kambites said:
Tickle said:
.... Am I doing this right?
No, for it to be proper man maths you need to add in a wildly over-optimistic estimate for how much the Elise will appreciate in value and for how much the Clio will depreciate; plus assume that the Clio will constantly break down because it's French and the Elise and Fiat, obviously being built by superior British and Italian engineers, will be perfectly reliable. smile
...Gotcha beer

Truckosaurus

13,247 posts

313 months

Friday 16th May 2014
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pimpchez said:
How do you make it work...
It's just one in a long line of Poor Life Decisions. biggrin

GrizzlyBear

1,108 posts

164 months

Friday 16th May 2014
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LuS1fer said:
People keep saying you could die tomorrow so live for the day.
I always find that phase is said by people who earn their living by others taking out debts, the reality is you probably won't die tomorrow, but any debts will still be there and you will have to cope with them them.

Me, I say don't get into excessive debt on a car unless you can help it. Fast cars do cost; the brakes etc always seem to be more expensive.

Then I am rubbish at Man maths; I don't buy expensive cars anymore as I worry about them getting scratched.

HumbleJim

28,951 posts

212 months

Friday 16th May 2014
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I've discussed this at length with Mrs HJ.

Apparently the really important things are; Low RFL, Low Ins, Low purchase price, Low fuel costs, space for her Mother. (maintenance costs unimportant because this rarely gets done)
Anything left over goes into a separate fund labeled handbag/shoe/nails/hair/ emergency Champagne (in case of a rainy day or something)

Seems to work for us. wink

Bills for my Merc always arrive in a plain envelope and therefor ignored

thatdude

2,660 posts

156 months

Friday 16th May 2014
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My man matyhs for looking to get a new motorbike are

  • difficult cold-starting specialy in low temps
  • its not so comfortable for me
  • its not so comfortable for her
  • it's a bit old and tired and looks scruffy
so a new bike with 1000 cc and some hard luggage and upright that says "yamaha" on the side is the logical choice. I have the money in savings and it'll be more durable than my current suzuki. And if its comfier I'll use it more and make the most of the investment


Other half has agreed and often suggested these points.