Give me a sarcastic reply for car im selling

[MontyC]

I just recieved the following email for a Vw polo im selling. I want to give them a stupid reply back as they are obviously morons?

hi about ur car ..its without tax init ? how much tax dor this car I interested about this car please let me know and sedn ur post code

[james_gt3rs]

Give them the wrong post code? If you're feeling particularly malicious anyway...

[VWAUDI]

Morons still buy cars.

[itcaptainslow]

Warn them that the car attracts an additional tax for IQ's lower than room temperature.

[rb5er]

I am very sorry but I only speak English.

[hornetrider]

Seriously - just ignore. Can you imagine having to deal with that?

[A.J.M]

Ere m8, tax dor this mint cor is 280, cos it's well fast innit,
No wanti gee oot ma code cos it's a pure scum hole of a place, local b&q is where I sell
Ma cors caus it's no such a midden plus there's a kwality scan van at it.
Ken wit I mean?

[Dave Hedgehog]

send them a link to an English exam

http://www.edexcel.com/quals/gcse/gcse10/english/e...

[mnkiboy]

The Polo comes in to the 460 tax bracket. Please transfer the cash and i'll get it taxed for when you pick the car up. I'll even knock 50 off the price of the car because i'm nice.

Edit: Pound signs getting deleted from my post!

[LuS1fer]

What if he wants to buy it though? Can you afford to turn him down when "ur" Polo could end up well wikkid, slammed on 45 degree rims wiv stretched tyres innit?

[marmitemania]

Hello Dubber Bruv. De tax is cheap so no worries blud, it will still leave you cash for air and sticker bombing. Boom shalac!!

[MontyC]

Yes I can afford for him not to buy it this is a 96 polo diesel with 9 months mot and no tax for 275 so it will sell I just want to have a bit fun with this idiot first. And send this reply


Ere m8, tax dor this mint cor is 280, cos it's well fast innit,
No wanti gee oot ma code cos it's a pure scum hole of a place, local b&q is where I sell
Ma cors caus it's no such a midden plus there's a kwality scan van at it.
Ken wit I mean?

Edited by MontyC on Tuesday 27th May 11:02

[Efbe]

MontyC said:

Yes I can afford for him not to buy it this is a 96 polo diesel with 9 months mot and no tax for 275 so it will sell I just want to have a bit fun with this idiot first.

in that case, follow AJM's advice.
I have no idea what it said, and hopefully neither will he

[Ares]

Any response that includes the word 'Thunder'

[Snowboy]

Rule #2
Never get involved in a discussion with someone who is clearly a dick. Just ignore them.

[delboy735]

I think you are in need of another brain cell, this will elevate you to rubber plant and move you a step up the food chain. Good luck in your quest to purchase a new tub.

[Osinjak]

Ask to speak to an adult.

[Mermaid]

Ignore

[PAULJ5555]

Text him back at 4am

[leafspring]

Ignore it... if they aren't going to bother communicating properly why indulge them?
If he really wants the car he'll think you didn't get the first message and try again... might even be in English next time

Those of the Daily Mail mind set probably believe he just want's your postcode to steal it... Communication skills like that more than likely doesn't have a job (try sending an e-mail at work typed like that... go on I dare ya! see what happens) so probably can't pay up anyway.

Edited by leafspring on Tuesday 27th May 13:08