RE: Shed Of The Week: BMW 328i
RE: Shed Of The Week: BMW 328i
Friday 6th June 2014

Shed Of The Week: BMW 328i

A sweet straight six, nice spec and (apparently) no rust make this old 328i a winner for Shed



The BMW E46 saloon is classier than the coupe. Discuss.

You'll never get a definitive answer because this kind of thing, along with colour, is always a matter of opinion. Shed is very much a coupe man. The more radical the coupe the better, in fact, as it means he doesn't have to take his mother-in-law down to the food bank every week, what with her not being able to bend down or anything. She's better on the bus anyway, mixing with her own kind.

Colour/wheel/interior spec spot on
Colour/wheel/interior spec spot on
In the case of this week's 328i Shed, the saloon vs. coupe argument is greatly simplified by it not having a boot spoiler. This allows the beholder to, er, behold the full untrammelled purity of the 328i coupe lines as penned by Erik Goplen, still Global Creative Director Automotive at BMW Group Designworks USA and a man who knows a nice car when he sees one: he owns a '69 De Tomaso Mangusta.

Regarding the colour, since you brought it up, it's hard to be sure looking through the cobwebs on Shed's Amstrad screen, but this car looks like it's in Boston Green. Now, in today's multivarious, multiplicitous and indeed multilicious society, we must all be tolerant of each others' views, but if you hold the opinion that Fern or Laguna are better greens for a BMW, then (in Shed's opinion) you're a damn fool and a blithering idiot.

Green cars used to be seen as unlucky, on account of how (according to urban myth) they blended into the background of our green and pleasant land and thus always headed up the crash statistics. Green might still be unlucky for all Shed knows, but leaving that aside for the rest of time, just how unfortunate are you likely to be as the holder of the V5 of an E46 328 approaching its autumnal years?

And there's this lovely lump up front too
And there's this lovely lump up front too
The pleasing answer should be: not massively. A cracking rear subframe problem affected around two in every hundred early E46s. That was rectified by BMW in post-'01 models. There was no official recall in the UK, but if it was going to happen on this one it would have happened already, and been fixed.

Mechanically, BMW's 2.8 straight six is as close to unburstable as an engine can get. Ten thousand drifters and club racers can't be wrong. This car is an auto, mind, so not the ideal choice for sporting madness. On the plus side though, that means no worries about mis­slotting third and fifth, an occasional mannerism of the manual. Drive it very gently and you could see 35mpg, maybe even (gasp) 40.

On the important matter of body rust, vendor says there is none on the wings. With E46s it's the arches and bonnets you need to watch, but again without actually spelling it out on his ad the seller gives us reasons to be cheerful. Window motors eventually burn out and brake lines corrode, but then which ones don't? Rattly suspension is again not E46 unique.

Absence of rust a bonus too
Absence of rust a bonus too
Pity there are no interior shots. We're not sure if the grey leather seats are sports jobbies: the tantalising glimpse we're afforded through the side window suggests they might be. Whatever they are, at 146K they're almost bound to have some bolster wear, but that's all part of the character innit. Rubber door strips can detach from their fabric backing - not exactly a deal-breaker. Working air-con is a real bonus. Shed hardly ever bothers to press the AC button on old cars any more as it's usually a complete waste of physical energy, and as Mrs Shed is always telling him, her harsh nocturnal demands are the number one priority.

The M-Tech wheels look spiffing in this application, all the more so because they're wearing minty-fresh rubber. White indicator lenses work well against that green paint too.

Really not much to do here but jump on a train to Gloucester, jump the first old geezer you see coming out of the local Post Office holding a freshly-stamped pension book, and then hop straight into the driver's seat to enjoy the rich, delicious flavour of six-pot E46.

Here's the ad.

Stunning 328ci auto coupe. 146k miles, 12 months MOT, full service history. Electric grey leather seats, arm rest, CD changer, ice cold air con, metallic paint, immaculate and rare BMW m­tec 17" alloy wheels with 4 brand new tyres. Averages 32mpg, No expense spared, No rust on wings!! Bodywork overall very good condition, interior also lovely condition. Been in the family for 5 years. Only selling due to length of commute increasing and don't want to keep putting miles on it. Price reduced to 950 for quick sale!

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XJR500bhp

Original Poster:

1,205 posts

241 months

Friday 6th June 2014
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That's a great shed - looks very smart in green

Liquid Tuna

1,403 posts

187 months

Friday 6th June 2014
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Nice, but I see lots of these rusting like their Mercedes counterparts?

Krikkit

27,939 posts

212 months

Friday 6th June 2014
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Nice shed and an excellent write-up!

Bisonhead

1,598 posts

220 months

Friday 6th June 2014
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Very nice. A shed I have on the list for the future. But then again, 330cis are going to be getting close to this price bracket soon.

Andy75

43 posts

166 months

Friday 6th June 2014
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Yup, she's a beaut - nice shed.

aarondbs

883 posts

177 months

Friday 6th June 2014
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Liquid Tuna said:
Nice, but I see lots of these rusting like their Mercedes counterparts?
Hopefully the rust reassurance in the ad and article covers this but I too have seen many in a rusted state. Seems mainly to be saloons I see with four crusty arches, our production manager has one.

This is a very tempting shed.

forzaminardi

2,298 posts

218 months

Friday 6th June 2014
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Seems very nice, if it were closer I'd be up for that for a bad weather car.

Ed Straker

221 posts

174 months

Friday 6th June 2014
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Brilliant write-up.
And very wise keeping the Dragon on Public Transport with the proles...

J4CKO

47,016 posts

231 months

Friday 6th June 2014
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Cant argue with that for a grand.

helix402

7,913 posts

213 months

Friday 6th June 2014
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Here's mine.
Top shed. Recommended.

g3org3y

22,514 posts

222 months

Friday 6th June 2014
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Looks great, very good value imo. I'd put the original chrome grills back on though.

marshall100

1,124 posts

232 months

Friday 6th June 2014
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The wife had one, it was a great car. Sold it to a bloke for the same amount of cash years ago, and he promptly wrote it off.

Only downside IMO is the noticeable throttle delay when you give it some beans.

Bencolem

1,192 posts

270 months

Friday 6th June 2014
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Blimey, had an E46 328ci sport when new, V220 something numberplate. Topaz blue with great leather. Remember feeling immensely proud of it / it feeling ludicrously special (I would have been 19!). But also remember a distinct lack of torque / that (turbine smooth) engine needing revving to get any real go. Nice cars.

moskvich427

227 posts

206 months

Friday 6th June 2014
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It still stuns me how much car one can get for their money over in Blighty...

Since moving to Germany I've scanned the classified for interesting motors under 1200 euros. After sifting through hundreds of Corsas, Puntos and Golfs, I've drawn a blank.
Even Merc W124s rarely fall into that threshold here!

I'd have to fork out an easy 3000 - 4000 euros for something close to that Beemer here... mental.


VolvoT5

4,155 posts

205 months

Friday 6th June 2014
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" Drive it very gently and you could see 35mpg, maybe even (gasp) 40."

Oh come on, 40mpg from a 328 auto! Be lucky to get that from a 320 diesel.

Otherwise a nice car and write up.

Axionknight

8,505 posts

166 months

Friday 6th June 2014
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Oh yes.... There will be rust!

llyrowenjones

88 posts

165 months

Friday 6th June 2014
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Spot on Shed, great write up!

E65Ross

36,729 posts

243 months

Friday 6th June 2014
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VolvoT5 said:
" Drive it very gently and you could see 35mpg, maybe even (gasp) 40."

Oh come on, 40mpg from a 328 auto! Be lucky to get that from a 320 diesel.

Otherwise a nice car and write up.
Same engine but much taller gearing in my old 728i and yes, 40mpg was genuinely possible on a slow steady run. I don't think a 3er could because the 7ers gearing was so tall I think it helped a lot with motorway economy.

TNH

592 posts

178 months

Friday 6th June 2014
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Great shed. I actually find myself trying to justify buying a similar 330ci now just for the fun of it.

helix402

7,913 posts

213 months

Friday 6th June 2014
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I got 36mpg from mine on an 80 mile A/M road drive. 22 round town.