World's most miserable merchandise model

[gsuk1]

I just read the latest press release from McLaren, who are launching a new range of merchandise. Which isn't very interesting. What is interesting is the faces of the model. Look at the guy... Looks like he really doesn't want to be selling McLaren Stuff.

Caption competition...? Your entries please. :-)

[Sportidge]

"I went to McLaren for the day and all I got was this lousy t-shirt"

[funkyrobot]

"I've waited for years to see Lewis Hamilton. When I finally get to McLaren, he's gone."

[gsuk1]

You'll get to show off the latest product they said.
Everyone will see you in a McLaren they said.

[Hammerhead]

"Iz nowaa Ferrari eeh"

[Stick Legs]

He just got his car back from servicing, they used a dirty chamois to clean it & gave him this T shirt as compensation.
Now the paint has funny water spots in it & he is having to spend time on detailing forums to sort it out.

Hence his face...

[V8 FOU]

"They wanted some bloke called Harris, but he was off doing a whole new thing, so I got the gig instead of my usual gay porn with ice cream job"

"I thought I was going to be promoting Mac Donalds, but ended up with some car...."

[ging84]

also available in boring

[LotusOmega375D]

He's probably scared stiff that one of the factory test drivers is going to take him out for a spin in a 650S.

[TooMany2cvs]

"If I pull this face, my cheekbones look really pronounced"

[berlintaxi]

Probably thought the booking was for a pushchair shoot with some hot yummy mummy, turns up and its a bloody car company.

[Garlick]

He is sad because his T-shirt has only just been purchased but already a newer, better model has been released and all he has been offered as compensation is a recall for a complimentary stitching upgrade.

[Rick Cutler]

I came along as a hat model and they cut off the top of my head!

[HereBeMonsters]

Garlick said:

He is sad because his T-shirt has only just been purchased but already a newer, better model has been released and all he has been offered as compensation is a recall for a complimentary stitching upgrade.

Actual lol.

[lufbramatt]

" "Blue Steel was so last year. Check out "Orange Carbon" "

[gsuk1]

Garlick said:

He is sad because his T-shirt has only just been purchased but already a newer, better model has been released and all he has been offered as compensation is a recall for a complimentary stitching upgrade.

ha ha ha ha that's fantastic.

I'm getting funny looks from around the office again.

[monktoc]

This was the only way they would discount the T-Shirt was for me to be photographed in it!!!!

[williamp]

When they said I'd be a model, I was hoping to wear a dress and high heels...

[funkyrobot]

'I got home from a weekend away with the boys in Barcelona and my wife checked my luggage.'

[sunbeam alpine]

"What do you mean, smile? It's trying to shag my leg"