Lady drivers preening at traffic lights

[Gandahar]

Especially related to long haired ladies.

Roll the car up to the lights.

Check mirror

Put right hand up to forelock and sweep backwards to the right. Repeat until lights change.

If traffic lights taking longer than normal then tilt head to left, look in mirror and preen long hair to left.

Then spend 2 minutes trying to preen the handbrake off with both hands so causing every PH bald bloke behind you in their financed Porsche a delay to their journey.

Grrrrr

[Riley Blue]

I followed one into Sheffield last week: constant flicking of damp hair back with alternate hands, drinking from bottle, texting, putting on lipstick, eating and finally a ciggie.

[Baz Tench]

They're usually lovely to look at though, Fiat 500's and MINI's always get a second glance from me for this reason alone.

It can really brighten up a dull journey.

Keep looking beautiful, ladies!

[paintman]

Nicer to look at than a male driver with his finger up his nose!

[yellowjack]

paintman said:

Nicer to look at than a male driver with his finger up his nose!

You stalking me?

[Motorrad]

This is a gift. Not only can you easily thrash them in the traffic light GP they are also decorative.

God bless them and their little cotton panties socks.

[AlexRS2782]

I'd rather see that than what I had the pleasure (I call it that very loosely) of seeing today.

Rather large chubster of a woman, sat in a Yellow Megane cabriolet, using the red light time to adjust her badly fitting tight top that had a rather large amount of rolls hanging out