EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW !

[Tannedbaldhead]

A bird has shat blood all over the roof of my white van. It looks like a murder scene. Gross! Just gross!

[MattOz]

Christ. Don't take her out on a date again!

[GTIR]

At least you know it's not pregnant.

[V8forweekends]

Are you sure it's not berry juice of some kind?

[BHML]

Reminds me of a time a few years ago when the biggest load of liquid bird poo landed all over the driver's door handle literally a couple of seconds before I tried to open the door.

[Axionknight]

My dark metallic grey Volvo V40 has been decimated by bird st today, the seagulls around here (Aberdeen) always seem to like stting in one spot, which varies, and today I copped for it in a big way - it must have been st on by at least four birds.

[Urban Sports]

V8forweekends said:

Are you sure it's not berry juice of some kind?

It'll be this, time to calm down now OP.

[Tannedbaldhead]

V8forweekends said:

Are you sure it's not berry juice of some kind?

It dried brown.

[Pdelamare]

MattOz said:

Christ. Don't take her out on a date again!

This deserves acknowledgment.

[soad]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

That didn't take long.

[GrizzlyBear]

Tannedbaldhead said:

V8forweekends said:

Are you sure it's not berry juice of some kind?

It dried brown.

Sure its a bird?

If it's that big maybe a maybe a diuretic cat?

[Triumph Man]

Tannedbaldhead said:

A bird has shat blood all over the roof of my white van. It looks like a murder scene. Gross! Just gross!

A bird fell out of the sky into my garden once (well half of it) and splashed blood everywhere! My upper floor windows, patio furniture, and into my drink! Most disgusting.

[LukeR94]

Pdelamare said:

MattOz said:

Christ. Don't take her out on a date again!

This deserves acknowledgment.

I had a giggle also...

[DaveGoddard]

Sort of related, I am getting so fed up of the flock of pigeons that seem to live in mine and my neighbours' gardens crapping all over my car...is it legal to shoot them?

(The pigeons, not the neighbours.)

[McSatan]

A bat hit my crash helmet one night. That was disgusting. And nearly took my head off.

[Spare tyre]

DaveGoddard said:

Sort of related, I am getting so fed up of the flock of pigeons that seem to live in mine and my neighbours' gardens crapping all over my car...is it legal to shoot them?

(The pigeons, not the neighbours.)

get cat slippers and walk along like the pink panther, that'll learn em