A question about cars.

[ConorE]

Why do you like them so much?

[*Al*]

I prefer to cook.

[amusingduck]

*Al* said:

I prefer to cook.

Why is he talking about cars on our cooking website

[Crush]

Because apparently I hate polar bears and want a warmer planet

[TommoAE86]

Crush said:

Because apparently I hate polar bears and want a warmer planet

That reminds me, must buy bigger club...

[IanCress]

I'm compensating for my comically small penis.

[TheAngryDog]

IanCress said:

I'm compensating for my comically small penis.

I am also compensating for his comically small penis. It's that small that it takes two of us to own cars.

Bring your own microscope!

[HUMAN]

Well, it sounds a bit better than "describe how much you adore wicker baskets"
Or saying "I'm just off for a hop"