Why do ****s drive Audis?
Why do ****s drive Audis?
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joebongo

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1,517 posts

205 months

Tuesday 11th November 2014
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Note I ask why do tts drive Audis and NOT all Audi drivers are tts.

It's pretty universal now that if there's cocksocketry on the road and it's not a van then it's likely to involve an Audi. But I ask why.

In the main they are FWD which isn't really hardcore material.

In the main they are diesels that run out of steam quite quick (on the autobahn compared with a good petrol V8).

Unless Audi have some cheap fleet deals for the angry travelling dildo salesmen then I just don't understand. I could understand when they drove BMWs as they are RWD, petrol and were by comparison much faster back in the day.

whoami

13,201 posts

270 months

Tuesday 11th November 2014
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Really, again??

Troubleatmill

10,210 posts

189 months

Tuesday 11th November 2014
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whoami said:
Really, again??
It's Tuesday again right... so time for this stuff yet again.

It'll be around next week too.

Mark-C

7,675 posts

235 months

Tuesday 11th November 2014
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FFS ... this is very dull now

JakeT

6,002 posts

150 months

Tuesday 11th November 2014
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They like four rings.

Honestly there's tts who drive every make and model of car on the road, from Abarth to Zagato. People get an Audi, realise it's a nice car and drive like a fool. Then they calm down, as they've adjusted or had their ego smashed.

joebongo

Original Poster:

1,517 posts

205 months

Tuesday 11th November 2014
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Sorry, I've not read one asking why they chose this brand.

Mods - close it up I need to search better.

As you were...

iva cosworth

44,044 posts

193 months

Tuesday 11th November 2014
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e:sleep

nottyash

4,671 posts

225 months

Tuesday 11th November 2014
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I have both an Audi and a BMW. People don't like me at all.
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Jonwm

2,744 posts

144 months

Tuesday 11th November 2014
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They were cheap on my company lease, equivalent bmw was at least £100 a month more, A4 s line black edition could be had for £497, A5 s line £517, BMW 3 series M Sport £599, it means travelling dildo salesmen like me get to add more things for the allowance we get :-)

anonymous-user

84 months

Tuesday 11th November 2014
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I was considering a C6 RS6 until I did some research and saw this: http://audisrs.com/RS6_stage2_Vs_B8_RS4_verbally_a...


Dilligaf10

2,431 posts

240 months

Tuesday 11th November 2014
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'Cos I can!
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