Newbie Petrol Head
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SteMc330

Original Poster:

52 posts

149 months

Friday 14th November 2014
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Hi Guys,

Andy, a friend of mine, is 27 yrs old and has been driving for 1 year is an upcoming petrol head. he is as keen as mustard.

Over the last week I have been posting questions for him to research and he is doing well.
Examples are;
what makes a car an evo car
why most engines are 500cc per cylinder.
what did we have before electronic ignition.
why the E30 M3 is so legendary.
types of crank.
types of differential


What advice and or questions would you put to him to help him on his journey?

Cheers
Steve

bqf

2,290 posts

201 months

Friday 14th November 2014
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I can't help thinking this thread is going to go utterly haywire hehe

ORD

18,202 posts

157 months

Friday 14th November 2014
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Ask him this one: is the Golf R a sports car or a hot hatch or neither? Post his answer on here and I can guarantee that around 50% of people will think him a nobhead / "hater".

Monkeylegend

29,381 posts

261 months

Friday 14th November 2014
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Off the top of my head:

Why is diesel better than petrol
Merging in turn
Cadence braking and declutching
Winter v summer tyres
Mother and child parking spaces
Why are German cars the best
Use of fog lights and DRL's
Why speeding is dangerous
Avoidance of parking fines
Leasing/HP v buying outright

aka_kerrly

12,506 posts

240 months

Friday 14th November 2014
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Why 9 times out of 10 when people crash somehow there is diesel spill involved.

Why there is more to life than MPG.

Why do people think diesels are fast when all they really feel is some torque for 500rpm

Why Vtec engines have a perfectly adequate amount of torque for it's capacity but people still think they have no torque

The difference between doing maintenance and having an unreliable car.

Why depreciation is not a recognised cost.

Why buying a new car that does 5 mpg more than your existing car to "save money" is lying to yourself.

Should keep him occupied...

LordHaveMurci

12,338 posts

199 months

Friday 14th November 2014
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Why are the MX-5 & 335D (remapped) the best cars you can buy?

What are the best sausages for hammering into lawns?

Where can you obtain good discounts on volume purchases of Red Bull?

BritishRacinGrin

26,581 posts

190 months

Friday 14th November 2014
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Where would one typically expect to find the 'rear diff'?

BoRED S2upid

21,070 posts

270 months

Friday 14th November 2014
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Tell him to do the £100k fantasy garage. If he has more than £1000 left he's no petrol head.

soad

34,686 posts

206 months

Friday 14th November 2014
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How Much Of A Petrolhead Are You Really? 70 Per Cent Means You're Doing Well

Here's another quiz to see how you rank against your petrolhead peers. This time, you'll be tested on the 'basics' of car mechanics, including bleeding your brakes and spark plug gap. If you don't know the answer, rely on your petrolhead logic. Above 70 per cent means you're doing well!

aka_kerrly

12,506 posts

240 months

Friday 14th November 2014
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BoRED S2upid said:
Tell him to do the £100k fantasy garage. If he has more than £1000 left he's no petrol head.
That's a good one!


cars1993

390 posts

234 months

Friday 14th November 2014
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Monkeylegend said:
Off the top of my head:

Why is diesel better than petrol- More torque, more economical, longer lasting, lower insurance, lower tax, holds value for longer
Merging in turn-Dont know
Cadence braking and de-clutching-don't know
Winter v summer tires-dunno
Mother and child parking spaces-Not fair
Why are German cars the best-Because they are German and Germans the best, they last a long time and have the best image, name for reliability & quality (not so sure about the newer ones)
Use of fog lights and DRL's-fog lights are great if no-ones on the road if you cant see well, great for fog (obvs) and DRL'S are good because the cars are easier to spot
Why speeding is dangerous- Its the sudden stop that becomes the real problem
Avoidance of parking fines- Buy the book (protect your licence) plenty of get out ways
Leasing/HP v buying outright- Buying outright is better because you owe no debt
There you go that's what i recon smile

SteMc330

Original Poster:

52 posts

149 months

Friday 14th November 2014
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94% PHEW!

GetCarter

31,292 posts

309 months

Friday 14th November 2014
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SteMc330 said:
Hi Guys,

Andy, a friend of mine, is 27 yrs old and has been driving for 1 year is an upcoming petrol head. he is as keen as mustard.

Over the last week I have been posting questions for him to research and he is doing well.
Examples are;
what makes a car an evo car
why most engines are 500cc per cylinder.
what did we have before electronic ignition.
why the E30 M3 is so legendary.
types of crank.
types of differential


What advice and or questions would you put to him to help him on his journey?

Cheers
Steve
Just tell him to buy a Caterham. He'll learn everything he needs to.

V8KSN

4,713 posts

214 months

Friday 14th November 2014
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SteMc330 said:
Hi Guys,

Andy, a friend of mine, is 27 yrs old and has been driving for 1 year...
I would say if he has only been driving for 1 year and is 27 then he is NOT a 'petrolhead' What was he doing in the previous 10 years?

T0MMY

1,562 posts

206 months

Friday 14th November 2014
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GetCarter said:
Just tell him to buy a Caterham. He'll learn everything he needs to.
...including why German cars most definitely are not the best.

SteMc330

Original Poster:

52 posts

149 months

Friday 14th November 2014
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I understand your comment but he didn't know what he was missing. Now he has been driving it has sprouted his roots for all kinds of car knowledge and he is soaking it up like a sponge.
I don't think it's fair to condemn him for his age. I for one will be encouraging him.

bqf

2,290 posts

201 months

Friday 14th November 2014
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I'm a mechanical imbecile but got 13/18 - "True Gear Head'.

It was so american I put my foot through my pooter, and i'm sending Barack Obama the bill

Monkeylegend

29,381 posts

261 months

Friday 14th November 2014
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cars1993 said:
Monkeylegend said:
Off the top of my head:

Why is diesel better than petrol- More torque, more economical, longer lasting, lower insurance, lower tax, holds value for longer
Merging in turn-Dont know
Cadence braking and de-clutching-don't know
Winter v summer tires-dunno
Mother and child parking spaces-Not fair
Why are German cars the best-Because they are German and Germans the best, they last a long time and have the best image, name for reliability & quality (not so sure about the newer ones)
Use of fog lights and DRL's-fog lights are great if no-ones on the road if you cant see well, great for fog (obvs) and DRL'S are good because the cars are easier to spot
Why speeding is dangerous- Its the sudden stop that becomes the real problem
Avoidance of parking fines- Buy the book (protect your licence) plenty of get out ways
Leasing/HP v buying outright- Buying outright is better because you owe no debt
There you go that's what i recon smile
I wasn't really expecting anyone to give answers wink

SteMc330

Original Poster:

52 posts

149 months

Friday 14th November 2014
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Essential cars Andy should read up on?

ging84

9,548 posts

176 months

Friday 14th November 2014
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what is wrong with you / him ?
you can't make someone into a petrol head by essentially setting them a syllabus to learn
they made me learn about history at school, doesn't mean i give a st about any of it