RE: Monte Carlo shakedown: Time for Tea?
RE: Monte Carlo shakedown: Time for Tea?
Wednesday 21st January 2015

Monte Carlo shakedown: Time for Tea?

Robert Kubica gets the World Rally Championship off to a spectacular start



Late January means the World Rally Championship is about to kick off, with the Monte Carlo rally starting tomorrow. Ordinarily this would be an excuse for us to have a good rummage through the YouTube vault to find some classic action from the Good Old Days. When men were men, sideburns were bushy, and you could get a static shock from standing within six feet of a nylon rally jacket.

Kubica clearly only has one speed
Kubica clearly only has one speed
But then we found this: some truly spectacular video of Robert Kubica putting his Fiesta WRC through its paces at the official test a couple of days ago. For all the criticism that's sometimes levelled at modern rally cars, there's no doubting they are seriously good at what they do. And you can't watch this without having full respect for both the ex-F1 driver's fully nailed commitment and the ability of the Fiesta's suspension to shrug off spectacular high-speed abuse as chunks are gouged out of the skidplates.

It just pipped another video from the test that we'd advise you to check out if you've got time - Francois Delecour's shakedown of the Tuthill prepped Porsche 911 R-GT. Watch it if you get the chance. Fingers crossed for a good year of rallying.

Watch Kubica here.
 

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Agoogy

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7,274 posts

278 months

Wednesday 21st January 2015
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Superb.....more excitement in that, than there is in 70 laps of F1....

leon9191

752 posts

223 months

Wednesday 21st January 2015
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Who is the nutter on the verge at 19seconds not watching the car as it's bouncing almost out of control?! Good way to get gathered up in an accident I would suggest.

5harp3y

1,966 posts

229 months

Wednesday 21st January 2015
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Incredible speed on unbelievable roads, rallying scares the life out of me!

iva cosworth

44,044 posts

193 months

Wednesday 21st January 2015
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Come on mad Frankie,get the GT3 into the top 10.

rhinochopig

17,932 posts

228 months

Wednesday 21st January 2015
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I'd like to think that I'd love to have a PAX ride at that speed but the reality is I have too great a sense of risk perception / self preservation / corwardess. Bloody hell that's quick - it looks quick and stuff on TV is always looks much slower than it is in reality.

Edited by rhinochopig on Wednesday 21st January 16:49

LaurasOtherHalf

21,429 posts

226 months

Wednesday 21st January 2015
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Only slightly depressing that the fiesta looks twice as crazy as the 911!

240R

20 posts

145 months

Wednesday 21st January 2015
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That is just brutal.

I really like the guy's driving style - I'd love to see him rinse it in the next few years.

How come the brake lights are on solidly for the first half of the clip and then not at all in the second half - are they in Steve McQueen mode? Or are they actually not brake lights?

M@1975

591 posts

257 months

Wednesday 21st January 2015
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Holy mary that was quick!

anonymous-user

84 months

Wednesday 21st January 2015
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15sec in, not a sensible place to stand.......... ;-(

CO2000

3,177 posts

239 months

Wednesday 21st January 2015
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Good but this is great, fansastique infact biggrin from a 2012 test (JM-L) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLQ08ZBjys0

anonymous-user

84 months

Wednesday 21st January 2015
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Christ that was fast.

Has he actually finished any events yet though?

PunterCam

1,235 posts

225 months

Wednesday 21st January 2015
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leon9191 said:
Who is the nutter on the verge at 19seconds not watching the car as it's bouncing almost out of control?! Good way to get gathered up in an accident I would suggest.
Nutter? The word you're looking for is "man". They used to exist about 20 or 30 years ago, before health and safety eradicated them. Now we're left with us - prissy little girls unable to change a tyre because it's raining.

Some speed he's doing, fantastic.

D.no

707 posts

242 months

Wednesday 21st January 2015
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240R said:
How come the brake lights are on solidly for the first half of the clip and then not at all in the second half - are they in Steve McQueen mode? Or are they actually not brake lights?
One can only assume he's left-foot braking, as judging by the engine note the throttle is absolutely pinned. Not a lift. Quite how he manages to get both feet together on the pedals with such ginormous spuds between his legs is beyond me!

DanielSan

20,056 posts

197 months

Wednesday 21st January 2015
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Actually looking forward to the Monte highlights this year, I've decided I'm going to give WRC another chance, and hopefully we'll get to see the R-GT class as part of said highlights.

JMF894

6,644 posts

185 months

Wednesday 21st January 2015
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PunterCam said:
Nutter? The word you're looking for is "man". They used to exist about 20 or 30 years ago, before health and safety eradicated them. Now we're left with us - prissy little girls unable to change a tyre because it's raining.

Some speed he's doing, fantastic.
Two words actually...

Stupid Man

danjama

5,728 posts

172 months

Wednesday 21st January 2015
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I've been watching bits and pieces of the WRC for the last couple of years. What are the events/locations in the UK to watch out for to experience this stuff in the flesh? I'd like to give it a go in 2015.

iva cosworth

44,044 posts

193 months

Wednesday 21st January 2015
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danjama said:
I've been watching bits and pieces of the WRC for the last couple of years. What are the events/locations in the UK to watch out for to experience this stuff in the flesh? I'd like to give it a go in 2015.
Rally GB

November

Wales

405dogvan

5,329 posts

295 months

Wednesday 21st January 2015
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PunterCam said:
leon9191 said:
Who is the nutter on the verge at 19seconds not watching the car as it's bouncing almost out of control?! Good way to get gathered up in an accident I would suggest.
Nutter? The word you're looking for is "man". They used to exist about 20 or 30 years ago, before health and safety eradicated them.
I'll defend "owning a man card" quite a bit, but standing in the path of a flying rally car isn't really "manly" - rally spectators are some of the dumbest people you'll ever meet.

Much of my main admiration for rally drivers comes from doing what they do despite being surrounded by these tools, who are quite clearly more closely related to lemmings than any other creature (yes, I know about Lemmings and Disney but stick with the idea anyway!)

"Hey there's really fast cars here, let's get CLOSER because - what could possibly happen?"

I also assume this car is the same thing Rossi was hooning around in - never thought I'd say "that's a nice looking Fiesta" but there you go...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gahIjvVIT_A

I sense chavs in garages already hacking-away the back corners of their bonnets...

danjama

5,728 posts

172 months

Thursday 22nd January 2015
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iva cosworth said:
Rally GB

November

Wales
I seem to have missed it biggrin

Are there any promo events/RallyX etc through the year or is it a case of waiting for Rally GB?

robm3

4,930 posts

257 months

Thursday 22nd January 2015
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I love the cars in Tarmac spec. For me the Monte is the pinnacle of rallying.