Most ridculous comment you've seen here?
Most ridculous comment you've seen here?
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git-r

Original Poster:

969 posts

230 months

Sunday 25th January 2015
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I'll start things rolling:

"Hopefully petrol will go up again soon to £1.50/litre, as since fuel prices have come down the traffic density has increased."

laugh

Let's not mention user names or threads in which they occurred.

numtumfutunch

5,182 posts

169 months

Sunday 25th January 2015
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Insurers never cancel policies without notice

sebhaque

6,535 posts

212 months

Sunday 25th January 2015
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"I can't see the point in overtaking" (paraphrased, can't remember the exact words) ranks pretty high.

Mr Tidy

31,768 posts

158 months

Sunday 25th January 2015
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Well here goes - "least worst SUV"! I mean this is PH not Mumsnet FFS.
I suppose if I had to come up with a suggestion it would be a stretched 300C with a Hemi in it, preferably with Nitrous injection!

okie592

2,711 posts

198 months

Sunday 25th January 2015
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The m135i is a junior supercar


I don't do credit.

NDNDNDND

2,546 posts

214 months

Sunday 25th January 2015
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The DSG is a manual gearbox.

anonymous-user

85 months

Sunday 25th January 2015
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Something along the lines of...

"Why do people slow down and wait for a gap before over taking cyclists? People should just over take them straight away, and squeeze the car coming the opposite way into the curb a bit".

I despair.

MrBarry123

6,108 posts

152 months

Sunday 25th January 2015
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NDNDNDND said:
The DSG is an automatic gearbox.
Corrected that for you.

DukeDickson

5,060 posts

244 months

Sunday 25th January 2015
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Mr Tidy said:
Well here goes - "least worst SUV"! I mean this is PH not Mumsnet FFS.
I suppose if I had to come up with a suggestion it would be a stretched 300C with a Hemi in it, preferably with Nitrous injection!
Not seeing the bigger picture. Appease the OH, while choosing something you can at least tolerate on occasion & all-round draw trending towards win wink.

wackydo

137 posts

291 months

Sunday 25th January 2015
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I have a question and this looks a good place to ask.

Does anyone have a link to the original "frozen sausages" thread?

JakeT

6,002 posts

151 months

Monday 26th January 2015
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I won't drive a car because some people leased it and I want to look wealthy at this months wedding/whatever as I'm a cash buyer and so very PH.

Transiter

257 posts

144 months

Monday 26th January 2015
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wackydo said:
I have a question and this looks a good place to ask.

Does anyone have a link to the original "frozen sausages" thread?
http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&t=1268304&d=12144.57848&nmt=

Baryonyx

18,293 posts

190 months

Monday 26th January 2015
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Probably something silly like calling an Impreza STi or a Lancer Evolution 'st' or somesuch rubbish, or saying their interiors are dire. These are the performance cars that defined a generation, yet are often derided on here.

Any mention of diesel and 'in gear performance'. This phrase only matters to diesel drivers who like to put the car in top gear as soon as it's going fast enough to avoid stalling and do as much driving as they can there. Enthusiasts, on the other hand, typically know how to use a gear box.


Sample argument:

Poster X: "I love my M3. It's not just the badge and what it represents. It's the car itself. The high revving N/A engine, the rewarding handling, the fact it's sedate around town and can be wrung right out when you fancy it. Oh, and did I mention the noise? It's not just about enjoying a car, it's a car you can be passionate about.

Poster Y: "Yes but the 335d is nearly as fast if you look at in gear times and handles nearly as well up until 7/10ths of the limit. But more importantly, will do 35mpg if driven gently!"


Cliftonite

8,751 posts

169 months

Monday 26th January 2015
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RenOHH said:
Something along the lines of...

"Why do people slow down and wait for a gap before over taking cyclists? People should just over take them straight away, and squeeze the car coming the opposite way into the curb a bit".

I despair.
I know! The mis-spelling of 'kerb' gets me down, too!


Mr Tidy

31,768 posts

158 months

Monday 26th January 2015
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DukeDickson said:
Not seeing the bigger picture. Appease the OH, while choosing something you can at least tolerate on occasion & all-round draw trending towards win wink.
No need to appease the OH - she lives 200 miles away and actually likes my Z4C anyway!
Seeing the bigger picture, maybe a need to trade-in the OH to be fair; is scrappage an option???rofl


Edited by Mr Tidy on Monday 26th January 02:45

22Rgt

3,575 posts

158 months

Monday 26th January 2015
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Posters demanding custard and going on about frozen sausages, wtf is that all about... brain dead wkers..

DaveGoddard

1,210 posts

176 months

Monday 26th January 2015
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Transiter said:
Bloody hell, I live only a couple of minutes from there!

Riley Blue

23,208 posts

257 months

Monday 26th January 2015
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Monkeylegend

29,540 posts

262 months

Monday 26th January 2015
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You are not a petrol head if you drive a diesel powered car.

R8VXF

6,794 posts

146 months

Monday 26th January 2015
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Baryonyx said:
Any mention of diesel and 'in gear performance'. This phrase only matters to diesel drivers who like to put the car in top gear as soon as it's going fast enough to avoid stalling and do as much driving as they can there. Enthusiasts, on the other hand, typically know how to use a gear box.
Bet it can't go between 20 and 120 in one gear as quick as mine can biggrin