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surveyor

Original Poster:

18,705 posts

215 months

Tuesday 10th February 2015
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So Pistonheader's we've been watching Top Gear and reckon we can do better.... Let's see what we can come up with.

Couple of ground rules...

1. We can't replace TG with a documentary. We need to follow their model of light entertainment with cars - but better.
2. No idea is a bad idea, unless it's a crap idea.
3. ETA - No negativity

One to kick off.

The presenters attend a traditional speed awareness course. They take this seriously. They then get to create their own speed awareness course debasing some myths along the way......

Next?...

Edited by surveyor on Tuesday 10th February 20:11

Vaud

59,834 posts

186 months

Tuesday 10th February 2015
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I have to drive to Val Thorens, in a Ferrari with Kaley Cuoco.

At the end of the episode I must not have received my divorce papers from my wife.

Poopipe

619 posts

175 months

Tuesday 10th February 2015
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Vaud said:
I have to drive to Val Thorens, in a Ferrari with Kaley Cuoco.

At the end of the episode I must not have received my divorce papers from my wife.
This except its me, a range rover, mila kunis, lady gaga and a ten stone bag of heroin

DanielSan

20,081 posts

198 months

Tuesday 10th February 2015
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I drive down to the Italian Lakes, via Spa, the Nurburgring, all the usual awesome routes through the South of France etc etc, in a Ferrari F12 and Ariana Grande in the passenger seat. The F12 has driver aids turned off from the moment I leave. Which happens first, she gives in to my charms/begging and sleeps with me or I stack the Ferrari. Which or who comes first?

Vaud

59,834 posts

186 months

Tuesday 10th February 2015
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swerni said:
Any presenter will get shot for starting a sentence with the word "so".
Swerni, on a bike, racing Poopipe and I to Val Thorens. Given the distractions we both encounter, he will probably win.

Matttracker

630 posts

178 months

Tuesday 10th February 2015
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Dangers of drink driving, get properly wasted then laps of the track.


Quhet

2,952 posts

177 months

Tuesday 10th February 2015
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Matttracker said:
Dangers of drink driving, get properly wasted then laps of the track.
laugh I'd love to give that a go!