It's your job to defend the high powered car........
It's your job to defend the high powered car........
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wolfracesonic

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9,292 posts

158 months

Monday 16th March 2015
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After a series of triumphant performances in the leadership debates by Natalie Bennett, confounding all expectations, the Green party win General election with a convincing majority. One of their first announcements is to ban the sale/importation of any private motor vehicles exceeding 2litres/200 bhp. You are the lead laywer retained by motorists groups/manufacturers to try and overturn this policy decision in the High court. Why does anyone need a 500bhp car? Why does anyone need a car that can do 200mph? The future of the high performance car is in your hands.

McWigglebum4th

32,414 posts

235 months

Monday 16th March 2015
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I'd rather have a 200bhp caterham then a 500bhp merc smile

vanordinaire

3,701 posts

193 months

Monday 16th March 2015
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Why should anyone be allowed to buy a house with two bathroooms, a silk tie, a coconut imported from the other side of the world, perfume that costs a weeks wage etc ..?
Banning high powered cars would just be the first step towards a society where we are all forced live in identical concrete boxes, wearing nylon shell suits and eating beans and chicken nuggets

BritishRacinGrin

26,702 posts

191 months

Monday 16th March 2015
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Bloody communists.

Because of choice, nobody 'needs' more than 2.0L or 200bhp but so long as people 'want' them and are willing to pay VAT on the vehicle, tax on the fuel, VAT on the tax on the fuel, Road tax, congestion charge, who loses?

Oh, the environment you say? I suppose you'll be banning diesel altogether then. Those hydrocarbon fueled power stations, they're out too. What about the aeronautical industry, the heavy shipping, the availability of national and international distribution for our food and goods?

Do you need a 1200w motor in your smoothie maker? Surely it'd only take a few more moments with an 800w one, any more than that would be an unnecessary extravagance.

Do you need all of your portable electronic devices? Wouldn't a 3310 suffice?

And what of all of the non-compliant but servicable machines which now cannot be re-sold? 'Invest' hundreds of tons of industrial gasses recycling them, making new ones and shipping them across the world?

Ban it all, see if there will be a second term for the green party this millenium.

Edited by BritishRacinGrin on Monday 16th March 08:30

Chris Type R

8,975 posts

280 months

Monday 16th March 2015
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A ban is a blunt edged tool as it takes no account of usage patterns.

kambites

71,682 posts

252 months

Monday 16th March 2015
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BritishRacinGrin said:
Do you need a 1200w motor in your smoothie maker? Surely it'd only take a few more moments with an 800w one, any more than that would be an unnecessary extravagance.
The EU has already banned the sale of vacuum cleaners with motors over 1600w and that's dropping to 900w in 2017.

SturdyHSV

10,443 posts

198 months

Monday 16th March 2015
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  • Accepts large bribe from the Green Party to not turn up in court
  • Books one way ticket to USA
  • Buys a Hellcat

BritishRacinGrin

26,702 posts

191 months

Monday 16th March 2015
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kambites said:
The EU has already banned the sale of vacuum cleaners with motors over 1600w and that's dropping to 900w in 2017.
Indeed. A small price to pay in my opinion, considering it might just save the world.

scratchchin

kambites

71,682 posts

252 months

Monday 16th March 2015
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In answer to the OP. I'd just go to the European Union and point out that banning high powered cars in one member state is in clear breach of EU law.

amusingduck

9,871 posts

167 months

Limpet

6,628 posts

192 months

Monday 16th March 2015
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Because if I'm doing 30 mph and a child runs out in front of me, I'd rather be in a car with brakes, suspension and tyres designed for 500 bhp, than one with those components designed for 100 bhp.

OldGermanHeaps

5,181 posts

209 months

Monday 16th March 2015
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There is no reasoning with these people, the only real solution is the guillotine.

ging84

9,548 posts

177 months

Monday 16th March 2015
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I must of missed the part where the green party announced they too would be taking us out of the EU

Mafffew

2,149 posts

142 months

Monday 16th March 2015
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Because if Natalie runs out in front of my car, I want to be able to put my foot down and hit her before she gets to the other side.

RizzoTheRat

29,128 posts

223 months

Monday 16th March 2015
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kambites said:
The EU has already banned the sale of vacuum cleaners with motors over 1600w and that's dropping to 900w in 2017.
Yet I've never seen any form of study on the efficiency, if a 1600W motor gets all the dirt out on the first pass I can clean my carpet in the half the time I can with a 900W motor that needs a second pass to get all the dirt out, in which case the 1600w uses 12.5% less energy.

Not sure the same argument works quite so well with 500bhp cars but I'll have a go...
500bhp cars are clearly much faster than 200bhp cars, therefore reach their destination sooner. This reduces the number of cars on the roads, causing a reduction in traffic jams and an overall reduction of fuel usage nationally. (this is actually a legitimate argument for motorbikes)

Lordglenmorangie

3,071 posts

236 months

Monday 16th March 2015
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Mafffew said:
Because if Natalie runs out in front of my car, I want to be able to put my foot down and hit her before she gets to the other side.
This biggrin

anonymous-user

85 months

Monday 16th March 2015
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I would make an investment.


xRIEx

8,180 posts

179 months

Monday 16th March 2015
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Thousands of jobs would be lost as JLR, Lotus, Aston Martin and McLaren (the road car bit, anyway) go out out of business almost overnight.

London takes a nose dive as the rich playboys and girls take their money and cars abroad, the centuries-old financial markets start to decline as London loses favour; Knightsbridge becomes a ghetto. When a successful entrepreneur reaches a critical point, they up sticks and leave so they can enjoy the fruits of their labour, which they can't do in the UK as one of the luxury rewards/pastimes has now been banned.

CerberusRogue

761 posts

158 months

Monday 16th March 2015
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vanordinaire said:
live in identical concrete boxes, wearing nylon shell suits and eating beans and chicken nuggets
Sounds like Telford...

55palfers

6,395 posts

195 months

Monday 16th March 2015
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Children pollute and will grow up to breed more polluters - how many kids do you have Mrs Greenperson?

I have 1 V8 and no kids and am too old to start having any now.