****s. 320D have priority over white vans
****s. 320D have priority over white vans
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anonymous-user

Original Poster:

84 months

Saturday 28th September 2019
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Does one hit an age where all others are considered complete s, or were they s anyway?

I mean any space on the roads is fought tooth and nail, or even any parking space it’s a competition 100%, now I enjoy beating slow retards down into the gutter where they belong as often as possible but doing it every minute of every day and pulling rank constantly is getting tiring because these retarded white van driving s should surely know their place in the slow lane and GET OVER TO THE LEFT!!! Tradesmen get left! New campaign where important 320D executives should always have priority!

So what do we need? Easy retirement for retards perhaps, or just get them off any roads near me and onto some kind of new age millennial friendly transportation device such as the electric train or eco-bus for example, Greta T aka SimPal C could celebrate.

Get left you fking retarded white van driving s!


Edited by anonymous-user on Saturday 28th September 22:29

Initforthemoney

743 posts

174 months

Saturday 28th September 2019
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Schmed said:
Does one hit an age where all others are considered complete s, or were they s anyway?

I mean any space on the roads is fought tooth and nail, or even any parking space it’s a competition 100%, now I enjoy beating slow retards down into the gutter where they belong as often as possible but doing it every minute of every day and pulling rank constantly is getting tiring because these retarded white van driving s should surely know their place in the slow lane and GET OVER TO THE LEFT!!! Tradesmen get left! New campaign where important 320D executives should always have priority!

So what do we need? Easy retirement for retards perhaps, or just get them off any roads near me and onto some kind of new age millennial friendly transportation device such as the electric train or eco-bus for example, Greta T aka SimPal C could celebrate.

Get left you fking retarded white van driving s!


Edited by Schmed on Saturday 28th September 22:29
Uh huh.

Driver101

14,451 posts

151 months

Saturday 28th September 2019
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Saturday night drunk. Sleep it off.

SCEtoAUX

4,119 posts

111 months

Saturday 28th September 2019
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You OK hun?

anonymous-user

Original Poster:

84 months

Saturday 28th September 2019
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Driver101 said:
Saturday night drunk. Sleep it off.
Lol when Schmed’s Schtick is that obvious it’s time for a (nother) new ID......

Roo

11,504 posts

237 months

Saturday 28th September 2019
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Wow.

Toltec

7,179 posts

253 months

Saturday 28th September 2019
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Diesels shouldn't be allowed into the outside lane at all, just stick with the lorries since you burn their fuel.

Did I get that right? More swearing needed maybe?

njw1

2,784 posts

141 months

Saturday 28th September 2019
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You don't like drivers of vans then...?

KAgantua

5,183 posts

161 months

Sunday 29th September 2019
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cs, b

anonymous-user

Original Poster:

84 months

Sunday 29th September 2019
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12 hours later and nobody has called out the OP for calling it the "slow lane"? Standards are slipping around here.

Dave Hedgehog

16,337 posts

234 months

Sunday 29th September 2019
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Toltec said:
Diesels shouldn't be allowed into the outside lane at all, just stick with the lorries since you burn their fuel.

Did I get that right? More swearing needed maybe?
It should be mandatory for 320D Drivers to be taken out in an actual fast car so they realise what a slow POS the 320D is which will hopefully stop them being driven like bellends

Saleen836

12,503 posts

239 months

Sunday 29th September 2019
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I drive a silver van, am I excluded? hehe

cologne2792

2,151 posts

156 months

Sunday 29th September 2019
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Dave Hedgehog said:
Toltec said:
Diesels shouldn't be allowed into the outside lane at all, just stick with the lorries since you burn their fuel.

Did I get that right? More swearing needed maybe?
It should be mandatory for 320D Drivers to be taken out in an actual fast car so they realise what a slow POS the 320D is which will hopefully stop them being driven like bellends
Well I'd want at least six cylinders but Harris makes an interesting point:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKrXFTL_6pw

Heaveho

7,472 posts

204 months

Sunday 29th September 2019
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Saleen836 said:
I drive a silver van, am I excluded? hehe
Just going to say, mine's blue, so I should be ok? Get sick of flashing tortoise 320Ds out of the way.............

Saleen836

12,503 posts

239 months

Sunday 29th September 2019
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Heaveho said:
Saleen836 said:
I drive a silver van, am I excluded? hehe
Just going to say, mine's blue, so I should be ok? Get sick of flashing tortoise 320Ds out of the way.............
What I find a lot is coming up behind slow drivers who are taking it easy doing (an indicated 50mph so in reality 45-47mph) in a NSL, as soon as they spot I am going to overtake them they either speed up and/or make their vehicle as wide as possible, seems they don't like to be overtaken by a van for some reason

fiju

704 posts

93 months

Sunday 29th September 2019
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Which is why you blitzkrieg them. On an unknown road you need to be staring at your satnav to identify overtaking opportunities. Hang back and get a run up before the passing point, then sail past at warp factor 9. He won't have a clue what happened, but will most likely be flashing his lights in delight.

Turn7

25,723 posts

251 months

Sunday 29th September 2019
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Sprinter drivers will have only seen 320D's in the rear view mirror.....

WonkeyDonkey

2,585 posts

133 months

Sunday 29th September 2019
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BMW owner is found to be a bit of a nobber.

Shocking.

More at 6.

Dagnir

2,116 posts

193 months

Sunday 29th September 2019
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7/10

You lost momentum halfway through

Heaveho

7,472 posts

204 months

Sunday 29th September 2019
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Saleen836 said:
What I find a lot is coming up behind slow drivers who are taking it easy doing (an indicated 50mph so in reality 45-47mph) in a NSL, as soon as they spot I am going to overtake them they either speed up and/or make their vehicle as wide as possible, seems they don't like to be overtaken by a van for some reason
My theory with this is that they don't even know or realise they're doing it. They seem to just gradually match your speed as you get alongside, it seems like a subconscious thing. I've caught myself doing it, fortunately, now I've acknowledged it can happen, I catch it and slow down. It's a weird phenomenon. Not just in the van for me, and it's more noticeable if you're gradually overtaking them in a 50 average roadworks environment or something similar.