Your wife or partner’s driving prejudices?

Your wife or partner’s driving prejudices?

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roger.mellie

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4,640 posts

65 months

Saturday 1st February 2020
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Just back from a late night shopping trip at a well known supermarket. On the way out we were almost T-boned by a Fiat 500 driver not looking where they were going. Nothing out of the ordinary for a supermarket car park.

My wife spotted the imminent danger a split second before I did and shouted out “Stop!, she’s not looking where she’s going”. Maybe with more expletives but it was something like that smile.

Whilst passing and making angry faces at each other the way you do I realised it was a very large bloke driving, not a woman as both my wife and I expected. Obviously, purely to do him a favour, I made a swift exit to ensure he didn’t hurt himself getting out of such a small car.

But I am having fun ribbing my wife about how prejudices come out when you have to react in the moment.

Are there any driving related prejudices you find amusing in your wife/partner?

Fatball

645 posts

72 months

Saturday 1st February 2020
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Round our way you can replace the fiat 500 with a Vectra C. Guaranteed if it’s hitting you, close to hitting you, driving too close, speeding, using their mobile or berating you for daring to stop at a recently changed traffic signal it’s a Vectra C.

A1VDY

3,575 posts

140 months

Saturday 1st February 2020
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Zafira (usually a very flat dark blue) full of kids with no belts, woman driver with hair tied back, seat pulled all the way forward with face against the screen. One or more wheel trims missing, scratched and dented all over and as she hurriedly pulls out in front of you (giving it the finger as she does so) youll see the rear wiper either snapped off or hanging down over the number plate..

f1nn

2,694 posts

205 months

Saturday 1st February 2020
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Yeah, I’d agree with the above. Textbook Zafira.

Honda Jazz. Almost guaranteed to be going nowhere fast.

Double cab pick ups, well actually aggressively marketed “Barbarian” or “Raging bull” types, Normally driven by perpetually angry middle age guys with forearm tattoos.

Any car with stickers on the windscreen....almost certainly piloted by a love island wannabe who looks like they are on fire judging by the vape cloud following them.

VXR8, rebadged Holden saloon things...I never see one driven normally.

Blue Impreza with gold wheels, stickers and piloted by ginger guys...this seems like the perfect storm of “late for your own accident”

Middle age mums in SUV’s...I’d expect them not to be aware of anything around them.

Ladies who...perhaps have gold things placed on the dash or hanging from the mirror...almost always look to be driving for the very first time.

SidewaysSi

10,742 posts

247 months

Saturday 1st February 2020
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Ford Focus. Most are driven by incompetent tts.

SidewaysSi

10,742 posts

247 months

Saturday 1st February 2020
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Ford Focus. Most are driven by incompetent tts.

jamei303

3,041 posts

169 months

Saturday 1st February 2020
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My partner has no driving prejudices or interest in driving, other than to occasionally point at a large SUV and ask "why don't we get one of those?"


Blib

45,631 posts

210 months

Saturday 1st February 2020
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Mrs B has a deep dislike of Caterfields. She's no fan of them or their drivers. I take great pleasure in pointing this out to her whenever we see one.

Apparently, years ago, a suitor "almost bloody killed" her in one while showing off.

Her language when we see one is disgraceful. hehe

Leon R

3,414 posts

109 months

Saturday 1st February 2020
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Many years ago I worked in a fairly large call center which had no less than 27 MINI's owned by the people working there. Only two of those were owned by men and both of them had names begining with M so from then on it was decided that MINI's were only owned by women and men with names starting with an M.

Also BMW's are all driven by businessmen in short sleeve shirts who have forgotten how to indicate.

Tim bo

1,956 posts

153 months

Saturday 1st February 2020
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Leon R said:
Also BMW's are all driven by businessmen in short sleeve shirts who have forgotten how to indicate.


Clarkson did that skit around a million years ago. You're painfully past your sell-by date.

ZX10R NIN

28,940 posts

138 months

Saturday 1st February 2020
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My OH has a massive dislike for the Ecosport there's no rhyme or reason to it but she does.

16v stretch

984 posts

170 months

Saturday 1st February 2020
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ZX10R NIN said:
My OH has a massive dislike for the Ecosport there's no rhyme or reason to it but she does.
I wasn't aware you needed a reason to dislike the Ecosport...

roger.mellie

Original Poster:

4,640 posts

65 months

Saturday 1st February 2020
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Thanks, I’m enjoying the replies.

My wife definitely has more prejudiced views against various drivers and car types than I have, and I have my fair share. To be fair she does many more miles than I do these days too.

There are far too many to list but a strongly shared one is that the least likely person to let you out at a busy junction is a woman in a large SUV. Whether it’s true or not confirmation bias means it’s true in my experience wink

OllieJolly

348 posts

129 months

Saturday 1st February 2020
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I feel like I have noticed a trend of women driving small cars with the sun visor down (weather being overcast/raining) and craning forward to see under it, instead of just lifting it back up.

wibble cb

3,872 posts

220 months

Saturday 1st February 2020
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Beige Toyota Corolla, any and all are driven by blind, stupid, inept planks, with no spacial awareness, or consideration for others, there, I said it...

and breathe...

CO2000

3,177 posts

222 months

Saturday 1st February 2020
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Old Volvos, she hates old Volvo's so I always point out them in adverts and films (even pausing/rewinding to make sure biggrin) as there are somehow loads! (esp 240's!)

Leon R

3,414 posts

109 months

Saturday 1st February 2020
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Tim bo said:
Leon R said:
Also BMW's are all driven by businessmen in short sleeve shirts who have forgotten how to indicate.


Clarkson did that skit around a million years ago. You're painfully past your sell-by date.
Can we get a parrot over here?

Desiderata

2,723 posts

67 months

Saturday 1st February 2020
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CO2000 said:
Old Volvos, she hates old Volvo's so I always point out them in adverts and films (even pausing/rewinding to make sure biggrin) as there are somehow loads! (esp 240's!)
Yes, mine is the same, I once had a V70 which she was convinced was a reincarnation of "Christine" she had several "incidents" in it and eventually refused to even get in it.
She's pretty prejudiced against any car which she perceives as "big" though.

Kolbenkopp

2,345 posts

164 months

Saturday 1st February 2020
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Leon R said:
Can we get a parrot over here?
Hm, I think where there is smoke ... wink


ZX10R NIN

28,940 posts

138 months

Saturday 1st February 2020
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16v stretch said:
ZX10R NIN said:
My OH has a massive dislike for the Ecosport there's no rhyme or reason to it but she does.
I wasn't aware you needed a reason to dislike the Ecosport...
biglaugh