RE: BMW 330d (E46) | Shed of the Week
RE: BMW 330d (E46) | Shed of the Week
Friday 14th May 2021

BMW 330d (E46) | Shed of the Week

The 330d is pure Shed gold, obviously - but its odometer reading is the real star



Big mileages will scare many folk away from a used car, but what about really big mileages? You know, not just once round the clock as we used to say when analogue odometers went back to zero after the 99,999 mark was reached, but twice or even three times round it? Is there any value in the law of Trigger's broom which says most parts will have been replaced at least once, so a mega-miler is actually a good buy? Or is it more likely to be a goodbye to whatever money you sink into the dratted thing?

The internet is not short of stories of people buying normal mileage cars which then break down in a terminal fashion almost before they've got to the end of the seller's street, which is why Shed came out of the dodgy used car selling business when he became too old to efficiently defend himself. But how often do you hear about people regretting the purchase of a monster-miler? Expectations are so low, every additional mile covered is a small miracle. You might even find yourself enjoying years of premium motoring experience for blue-collar money. The trick is in bagging something good at the right price.

The E46 BMW 330d wasn't good when it was new. It was great. The 2.9 turbodiesel's sweet mix of high torque, lowish fuel consumption and seven-second 0-62 times made it a popular choice among employees with an appropriate standing in the company. Plus, 335d mapping is legendary in these parts, and a 330d is only five off that.


Today, a good E46 330d with a low six-figure mileage can fetch £3,500, or even more for a sub-100k car. Our tidy-looking manual 330d Sport with black leather and a recent MOT showing just a couple of minor advisories seems ridiculously cheap at £650. That's because of the equally ridiculous mileage of 310,000, making this BMW comfortably the leggiest car ever to appear in SOTW. For an 18-year old vehicle it breaks down to an average annual mileage of 17,000, or 325 miles a week. There's an Apple logo on the back. Might it have been owned by a motorway-pounding IT sales or troubleshooting bod? Who knows, but this is one car where the oft-abused sales phrase 'mainly motorway miles' would be easy to take at face value.

More to the point, what might it be like with 310,000 miles under its wheels? Well, if you apply the Trigger's broom theory to it, as long as the servicing has been properly kept up (which we don't know about), it could be surprisingly good. Everything that could go wrong must surely have gone wrong already, though it has to be said that with this sort of mileage, it will be well into the replacements of the replacement parts.

What are the most popularly breaking parts on one of these? Plastic swirl flaps got eaten up and injectors were famously a weak link, the back one of the six on a 330 being especially sweary to access. Pumps for fuel, water and steering were all known to blow, and not in the factory-approved fashion. MAFs and EGRs were also problematic. Some said that the turbo unit lasted longer on the 330d than it did on the 320d, a theory presumably based on it not being leant on quite as hard thanks to the more effortless power of the bigger motor. You'd hope that was correct because parts such as these were not cheap.


The advisories in February's MOT pass were for slight play in a front wheel bearing and a non-excessive oil leak, a pleasantly short list. The list of stuff that needed to be fixed before the tester would sign it off was longer, but the items on it were mainly general wear and tear: front tyres, some suspension bits, and a prescription windscreen. Not really. Everything bar that one wheel bearing and the oil leak was sorted for the retake.

Obviously no car with over 300,000 miles on it will ever be in mint condish but this one scrubs up pretty well. There's a bit of what looks like paint damage on the nearside edge of the boot lid, which could be concealing something more sinister, but the interior seems nothing worse than nicely lived in.

Doubtless there will be a few who will throw pelters at this old soldier, and its final destiny may well turn out to be a purple paint job, a hydraulic handbrake and a sad demise on the gladiatorial drift pans of olde Englande, but you'd like to think there'll also be a few on here who will respectfully doff their hat to it – and maybe one who will give it the quiet retirement it deserves.


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Tyre Smoke

Original Poster:

23,018 posts

285 months

Friday 14th May 2021
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I could think of worse sheds to be honest.


If you just want a station car, this is about as cheap as they get. Totally anonymous and cheap as chips.

Stoned

114 posts

153 months

Friday 14th May 2021
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For that money what do you have to lose? Should it expire, you could break it for that easily, hell the catalytic converter is probably worth a few hundred alone!

waynedear

2,351 posts

191 months

Friday 14th May 2021
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It says sold on the ad.

g3org3y

22,163 posts

215 months

Friday 14th May 2021
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Genuine shed!

Sold already. As mentioned above, for £650 with a years MOT, what more do you want? If it fails, weigh it in.

Love the cable ties holding the grill in place.

Writhing

642 posts

133 months

Friday 14th May 2021
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Sold already.

mrpenks

387 posts

179 months

Friday 14th May 2021
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Stoned said:
For that money what do you have to lose? Should it expire, you could break it for that easily, hell the catalytic converter is probably worth a few hundred alone!
Only if it had a cat…

Mind, £650 isn’t bad for an MOT’d car nowadays.

humphra

605 posts

116 months

Friday 14th May 2021
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I'm not surprised it's sold already. MOT to next year and only £650....... I would have with my bargepole!

carinaman

24,553 posts

196 months

Friday 14th May 2021
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MoT history doesn't indicate any floorpan rust unlike the blue 320Ci being advertised by a no reserve auction place in Reading.

anonymous-user

78 months

Friday 14th May 2021
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Need to rollout the backup shed!

In 2007 it failed the MOT. 2000 miles and 1 month later it passed hehe

Edited by F20CN16 on Friday 14th May 07:00

alorotom

12,697 posts

211 months

Friday 14th May 2021
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Looks like its destined for its next home on a council estate front lawn/carpark like most of its brethren.

To be fair you would probably easy get the £650 back from stripping the wheels and interior alone.

ballans

916 posts

129 months

Friday 14th May 2021
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Someone must have spent £1000’s keeping this one going. Good on them too as they are fantastic cars.
I got mine to 120k miles but the list of things that needed doing kept getting bigger and parts weren’t cheap so decided to sell it.
Still rate it as one of the best cars I’ve ever had.

Turbobanana

7,999 posts

225 months

Friday 14th May 2021
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I'm no BMW fanboi, but I'd buy that without flinching. After I bought a 7 year old Saab 900 T16S with 210,000 miles on, I realised that well-built, properly maintained quality cars with high mileages are the way to go, provided you buy them right. That one cost me a clutch slave cylinder in 36,000 miles - and nothing else. I continue with that philosophy today: I've just bought a 4 year old E220d with 90,000 miles.

cerb4.5lee

42,141 posts

204 months

Friday 14th May 2021
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I love the 330d and I did over 150k miles in a 2006 E90 330d. They are great motorway munchers for me.

The mileage on this one is too high for me though, because I grew up with a lot of Fords where the engines basically die as soon as they pass 100k miles, so I'm always nervous about buying anything with over 100k miles on it even now.

If this had 80k miles on it I would be in like a shot and the E46 is still such a lovely shape to my eyes I reckon.

NGRhodes

1,291 posts

96 months

Friday 14th May 2021
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Contender for Shed of The Year.

grumpy52

5,978 posts

190 months

Friday 14th May 2021
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As others have said , soon to be found on a low rent estate where it will join the drift scene or after a bit of electronic "Correction " will appear on for sale sites with half the miles and treble the price .

rampageturke

2,625 posts

186 months

Friday 14th May 2021
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humphra said:
I'm not surprised it's sold already. MOT to next year and only £650....... I would have with my bargepole!
£650 aint bad for a years motoring.

Well, in the unlikely event that there's nothing that would make that more expensive.

j555

169 posts

252 months

Friday 14th May 2021
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Those wheels look like E90 LCI items. I think the E90 - E46 have slightly different offset. Not really a huge issue on a cheap shed. I think they look quite smart but the rear tyres may rub the arches when heavily loaded.

I drove a colleagues manual 330d back in the day and it did go well. I think evo magazine included one in a car of the year once and who can forget Jenson Button getting clocked in France at 143mph driving one. With 9 months MOT and assuming it all drives ok, not a lot to lose for this money. The appeal of a relatively large 6 cylinder engine, now almost everything is just four cylinders can't be underestimated.

I have an e91 330i manual which is running well at 175k miles. There is a lot to be said for a car that is regularly used as long as it is kept well maintained.

pSyCoSiS

4,201 posts

229 months

Friday 14th May 2021
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Brilliant SOTW and definitely a SOTY contender!

Good engines if maintained, which this one obviously has been to get to 300k miles. It will do another 200k if you spend on upkeep.

I actually saw this earlier in the week on eBay, and it caught my eye. Would be worth buying for the high mileage novelty factor alone. Just have no need for another car at present.

greenarrow

4,509 posts

141 months

Friday 14th May 2021
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Top shed - sold already but for £600 - wow it really doesn’t matter at that price if it lasts only six months -

martin mrt

3,879 posts

225 months

Friday 14th May 2021
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Absolute steal. Great cars these I’ve had a few and none have given much bother.

I’d have given it a huge swerve at that miles if it was an auto, but being a manual you can’t go wrong.

This was a similarly, but not quite so leggy (230k) one I sold last year for £1250. Owned by the same chap since 3 years old, It needed wings and a good clean when I got it but scrubbed up brilliantly for being used and abused.


This has got to go down as a SOTY contender.