MPG is like debt
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Pixelpeep 135

Original Poster:

8,948 posts

171 months

Friday 27th August 2021
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Signs of growing older, i'm sure..

Was doing an economy run on the way to work this morning - have a new car so seeing what the best it could be (after knowing the worst it could be laugh)

It suddenly occurred to me that money is like MPG... it takes you ages for your 'savings' to grow... 0.1 at a time, gradually building until you get it to a figure you are reasonably happy about.

But then, one single bad decision, or one act of frivolousness and your 'savings' tumble, way quicker than it had built up - then you are left with a depressingly low figure that either makes you think what was the point of spending, or, fk it, it's low anyway, might as well blow it all.

i think i need to get a job that doesn't have so much commuting biggrin

Jamescrs

6,380 posts

94 months

Friday 27th August 2021
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I recently did a drive from Leeds, West Yorkshire to Newquay, Cornwall, a distance of 370 miles near enough.
I was driving my wifes Mini Countryman Cooper S which has three driving modes, Sport, Normal and Eco.

At the start of the trip I brimmed the tank to full and drove the whole way in eco mode with cruise control set to 70mph on motorways and no traffic of note as it was early morning.

I drove in he most effiicent gears as directed by the onboard Eco computer using Eco mode and when I arrived it told me I had saved 10 miles worth of fuel on a 370 mile trip.

It's safe to say on the return journey I just drove normally and didn't worry about it at all, it wasn't worth the worry.

glenrobbo

40,506 posts

179 months

Friday 27th August 2021
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MPG? scratchchin
You need a TVR to liquidate your assets.

A TVR's primary purpose is to waste petrol, but they also excel at turning petrol into noise. earscloud9


Do you wanna see my green ecocredentials?... rofl


/soon-to-be extinct dinosaur.

23.7

28,973 posts

212 months

Friday 27th August 2021
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I like to watch my trip computer on long journeys too. Well everyone needs a hobby.

ARHarh

4,892 posts

136 months

Saturday 28th August 2021
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glenrobbo said:
MPG? scratchchin
You need a TVR to liquidate your assets.

A TVR's primary purpose is to waste petrol, but they also excel at turning petrol into noise. earscloud9


Do you wanna see my green ecocredentials?... rofl


/soon-to-be extinct dinosaur.
Don't be daft, get a series Land Rover with a diesel engine. That way you can do about 20 mpg and never get above 55m mph. It will make a lot of noise but not the sort a TVR will make. And best of all its not even comfortable. But it is kind of addictive smile

Saleen836

12,494 posts

238 months

Saturday 28th August 2021
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23.7 said:
I like to watch my trip computer on long journeys too. Well everyone needs a hobby.
I like to beat the ETA on the GPS!
It is after all an olympic sport biggrin

GliderRider

2,924 posts

110 months

Saturday 28th August 2021
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My Dad bought a car with an MPG display. He was obsessed with getting the highest number he could on it, so I just told him it wasn't actually the MPG it showed, but the number of cars stuck in the queue behind him... smile

georgeyboy12345

4,607 posts

64 months

Saturday 28th August 2021
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When I used to have a long commute to work, I’d set the cruise to 68 mph and drive really economically. What’s the point in rushing and wasting fuel to get to work? Idiots would be blasting past me at 80 mph, they sure must love their jobs, I always thought.

On the way home though, I’d be pressing on.

Genuine Barn Find

5,875 posts

244 months

Saturday 28th August 2021
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glenrobbo said:
MPG? scratchchin
You need a TVR to liquidate your assets.

A TVR's primary purpose is to waste petrol, but they also excel at turning petrol into noise. earscloud9


Do you wanna see my green ecocredentials?... rofl


/soon-to-be extinct dinosaur.
Amateur! wink

My Tuscan S was practically tee-total compared to my twin tank series 3 Daimler Double Six. I regularly used to get about 8mpg in that, 9 ish if i was careful with my right foot.

Vanden Saab

17,903 posts

103 months

Saturday 28th August 2021
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Saleen836 said:
23.7 said:
I like to watch my trip computer on long journeys too. Well everyone needs a hobby.
I like to beat the ETA on the GPS!
It is after all an olympic sport biggrin
Ah ha I thought I was the only one, if you use google maps it learns your driving speed and style and reduces the times just like a video game with next level it gets harder to beat the more you do it.

Drezza

1,471 posts

83 months

Saturday 28th August 2021
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georgeyboy12345 said:
When I used to have a long commute to work, I’d set the cruise to 68 mph and drive really economically. What’s the point in rushing and wasting fuel to get to work? Idiots would be blasting past me at 80 mph, they sure must love their jobs, I always thought.

On the way home though, I’d be pressing on.
More time in bed...?

swisstoni

23,942 posts

308 months

Saturday 28th August 2021
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The way I’ve dealt with MPG is by not giving a st about it.

PH User

22,154 posts

137 months

Saturday 28th August 2021
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I like hearing my money blowing up.

carlove

7,907 posts

196 months

Saturday 28th August 2021
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I drove from York to Nottingham starting just above my red line on the fuel gauge, showing 110 miles range, and the drive is about 90 miles.

Drove bang on 70 and checked my range at Sheffield which is around halfway, and it was as showing 100 miles, mpg at 65. Reached Nottingham with 80 miles showing, though my fuel light made an appearance as I reached my grans house.

Impressed my 90 drive took 30 miles off my range. It was hot so had my A/c blowing and cruise on. I’m thinking of trading my diesel Astra in for a hybrid Corolla, which should be even better.

However I got bored driving home and put my foot down a little, it went down to 50mpg going home. But I had a full tank so wasn’t worried.

E63eeeeee...

5,766 posts

78 months

Saturday 28th August 2021
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I tend to think of it as driving for range rather than economy - if I'm doing a long drive not having to stop somewhere on the way for petrol saves time, and, given you often end up at an expensive motorway or A-road site if you're somewhere you don't know, money. If I'm fairly sensible - Eco mode, use cruise, only the absolutely necessary wrath of god moments - I've had 430 miles out of a tank on the Merc. Driving normally it calculates something like 360.

SpudLink

8,145 posts

221 months

Saturday 28th August 2021
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Saleen836 said:
I like to beat the ETA on the GPS!
It is after all an olympic sport biggrin
That’s more like it. Watch as each minute drops off the original ETA. Then you hit unexpected traffic and hope the time you made up earlier in the journey was enough. Or after the traffic you have to make up the time lost.

Debaser

8,426 posts

290 months

Saturday 28th August 2021
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georgeyboy12345 said:
When I used to have a long commute to work, I’d set the cruise to 68 mph and drive really economically. What’s the point in rushing and wasting fuel to get to work? Idiots would be blasting past me at 80 mph, they sure must love their jobs, I always thought.

On the way home though, I’d be pressing on.
When I had a long commute I’d set my cruise to a nice economical 80mph. No point in rushing.

Chrishum

1,413 posts

97 months

Saturday 28th August 2021
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Debaser said:
georgeyboy12345 said:
When I used to have a long commute to work, I’d set the cruise to 68 mph and drive really economically. What’s the point in rushing and wasting fuel to get to work? Idiots would be blasting past me at 80 mph, they sure must love their jobs, I always thought.

On the way home though, I’d be pressing on.
When I had a long commute I’d set my cruise to a nice economical 80mph. No point in rushing.
I work a 2-10 shift, drive to work is always fairly busy but flowing. I tend to pick a truck and match its pace. The drive home is often on deserted motorway and it takes 15-20 minutes less.

Steve93

1,187 posts

219 months

Saturday 28th August 2021
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ARHarh said:
glenrobbo said:
MPG? scratchchin
You need a TVR to liquidate your assets.

A TVR's primary purpose is to waste petrol, but they also excel at turning petrol into noise. earscloud9


Do you wanna see my green ecocredentials?... rofl


/soon-to-be extinct dinosaur.
Don't be daft, get a series Land Rover with a diesel engine. That way you can do about 20 mpg and never get above 55m mph. It will make a lot of noise but not the sort a TVR will make. And best of all its not even comfortable. But it is kind of addictive smile
I have one of these currently in Airfix kit form biggrin

However I also have a 3.9 V8 from my old disco and it's becoming very difficult to not put the two together laugh

B'stard Child

31,074 posts

275 months

Saturday 28th August 2021
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I’ve had cruise control on a number of cars and from an mpg perspective it is always less fuel efficient than your right foot

It lacks anticipation biggrin

My SLK55 is doing it’s best to imitate a TVR - it’s actually bloody good on a steady run at around 30mpg but the noise when you press on a bit is addictive and I’m not getting more than 22 average.

Life is too short to buy a prius wink