RE: BMW 530i (E60) | Shed of the Week
RE: BMW 530i (E60) | Shed of the Week
Friday 18th February 2022

BMW 530i (E60) | Shed of the Week

The Bangle-designed E60 is probably timeless. The car underneath not so much



Shed hasn't seen an E60 BMW for a while now. Where are they all? At one time you couldn't move for them. Now they're about as common as dukes in a pizza house. The 530i we're looking at here has been in the classifeds for three or four weeks, which in these days of super-expensive sheds makes you wonder what might be wrong with it.

After all, the E60 was the Bangle-designed BMW that first gave us the iDrive infotainment system, not to mention many other new electronic features such as head-up display, active cruise, active steering, adaptive headlights, night vision, lane departure warning and voice control. Hmm, maybe that's what has wiped our roads clear of E60s: failing electrickery that was too expensive to fix.

This is a very early E60 from September 2003, registered just a couple of months after they were launched in Europe. It's a 530i, which for this year means it had the naturally aspirated M54 3.0 straight six producing 228hp at 5,900rpm and 221lb ft at 3,500rpm. You could get it with a 6-speed manual in some markets, but our one has the more usual 6-speed auto.


Cars were still pretty light in those days. All the bodywork of the E60 ahead of the windscreen was made of aluminium, and with just 1,580kg to push the 530i hustled along very nicely even when the power was going through an old-school torque converter. We're talking 0-62mph in 7.1sec, and on from there to a serene 152mph, with an official combined fuel consumption figure of 28.5mpg.

Apart from the obvious blemishes (which we'll get into shortly), it's hard to see what this car's issues might be. Of course, difficulty in seeing problems is itself one of the problems. The issues that bring these vehicles to their knees are often invisible and, as indicated a paragraph ago, quite often electrical in the case of pre-2006 E60s. Some of these could lead to fires.

Owners experienced problems with lighting wiring, instrument clusters, heated seats, iDrive modules, seat weight sensors and adjustment mechanisms, airbags and active steering. Scuttle drains could get bunged up and blocked sunroof drains could allow water to get into the boot, where the battery lived, again potentially causing electrical problems.


Luckily, our shed doesn't have a leaky/rattly sunroof. It does have a few holes in the headlining where a telly used to be, but you could always pick something up off eBay to fill the gap - another telly, say. And if you get a good 'un, straight six E60s will rack up big mileages especially if they're equipped with the indirect injection M54 engine which is one of BMW's stronger and more reliable units.

The mileage on our shed is low at 107,000. It looks tidy down the flanks, with good shutlines, and the MOT runs to August with very little to concern you from the previous report other than the tester's suspicion that maybe the nearside rear coil spring had been installed upside down, plus the presence of nails in two of the tyres. If the tyres haven't already been replaced since last August - which by the sound of the ad they haven't - and they're 245/45 17s, mid-range replacements from a decent brand will come in at around £120 a corner fitted.

If you really don't want people to know that your posh BMW is only worth £1,500, you could get the wheels refurbed, the bootlid lacquer and headlamp condensation sorted, and the dent in the o/s rear door pushed out. If it were Shed buying it, he wouldn't be the slightest bit interested in doing any of that. Better to just buy this 530i and use it until you smell burning, at which point simply open the door and walk smartly away.


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Trickytimes

Original Poster:

39 posts

212 months

Friday 18th February 2022
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I got a new 530D in 2003 and bits were falling off within weeks. Impressed to see this still going after 18 years. Cracking shed at that price but you may need a roll of gaffer tape to hand.

humphra

604 posts

116 months

Friday 18th February 2022
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I've been getting tempted by long distance cruisers and a 5 series would fit the bill..... but this looks like one that fits the advice to spend a bit more on another, as this will probably cost more to put right the non-cosmetic issues. Key missing, warning lights, tyres, spring poorly fitted.... and that's before a check to see when it was last serviced, about which I'm pessimistic given the MOT history suggesting a recurring neglect of tyres ‐ if they're not going to put the tyres right, would they have spent on servicing??
Ahm oooot!

rallycross

13,694 posts

261 months

Friday 18th February 2022
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If this drives well and is the genuine mileage it’s an absolute bargain at this money if you want a big petrol saloon, rare to see a petrol 5 series nice old things to drive.

SteveTTT

125 posts

160 months

Friday 18th February 2022
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I had 2 E60s as company cars. A 525d SE 2005-2008 and 530d M-Sport 2010-13, which I especially loved. Both were faultless during my ownership, the only grumble being the unyielding run-flats. Taxman didn’t half love me though!

TypeRTim

725 posts

118 months

Friday 18th February 2022
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M54...strong...reliable???

so long as you don't count oil leaks, vacuum leaks, rattling Vanos, ccv issues, DISA issues and general high oil consumption as reliability issues, I guess that could be true.

At least most of the major issues are easy to diagnose and fix yourself if you have a socket set and a fairly logical mind. When they are running right, they are very sweet engines.

However, the e60 was I think the first generation of BMW to run their fibre based CAN Bus system. So electrical issues are much more widespread than the e46 or e39.

(Owner of a 325ti with a M54B25 that has had all of the above)

loudlashadjuster

6,086 posts

208 months

Friday 18th February 2022
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Decent sheddage. I had a 2005 E61 535d which although a little fragile, toy-wise (occasionally lights would appear then disappear etc.), didn't actually really break or give me any persistent problems.

Gareth9702

395 posts

156 months

Friday 18th February 2022
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A good illustration of how risky shed buying will be in the future. While it continues running it is a bargain, but there are countless unfixable components just waiting to fail that can render it worthless. As complexity increases, the shed gamble gets greater.

Turbobanana

7,926 posts

225 months

Friday 18th February 2022
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I'm probably Billy-No-Mates with the view that this is just an ugly slab of dull grey German metal, however even I would consider it to be a bit of a bargain if it all checks out.

But for me it's about as appealing as a damp Thursday in Milton Keynes and a car to be bought because of a need, not a want.

Good shed.

samoht

7,003 posts

170 months

Friday 18th February 2022
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Turbobanana said:
But for me it's about as appealing as a damp Thursday in Milton Keynes
Where better to enjoy a three litre Beemer than a city full of wet roundabouts?

rallycross

13,694 posts

261 months

Friday 18th February 2022
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samoht said:
Where better to enjoy a three litre Beemer than a city full of wet roundabouts?
Good point !

aka_kerrly

12,498 posts

234 months

Friday 18th February 2022
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rallycross said:
If this drives well and is the genuine mileage it’s an absolute bargain at this money if you want a big petrol saloon, rare to see a petrol 5 series nice old things to drive.
yes

Looks like a decent buy, the E60 is a car that seems to get a bit better looking with age.

TheOctaneAddict

1,157 posts

71 months

Friday 18th February 2022
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Really like these, the powertrain is buttery smooth.

Iamnotkloot

1,856 posts

171 months

Friday 18th February 2022
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Decent shed - but why did all E60's look like the boot was an afterthought? I never liked the way it seemed plonked on there, not integrated in. Might be a Bangle thing......

pSyCoSiS

4,183 posts

229 months

Friday 18th February 2022
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Good engines if the common issues have been addressed. Much more reliable than the later, direct injection units.

I have had many E60s over the years - mainly 525d, 530d and 535d. My old man had a 550i and now has a B5. The iDrives are painfully slow, but easily upgraded to modern units. They don't feel as solid inside as the E39 before it. But they are a much better car to drive, in my opinion.

They drive nice and tight if they have been looked after properly. To my eyes, even a 2005 vintage E60 M Sport looks good these days. They have aged well, considering the reception they got at launch back in 2003.

If you knocked the price down a bit, that is a half decent Shed for the money.

Edited by pSyCoSiS on Friday 18th February 09:20


Edited by pSyCoSiS on Friday 18th February 10:17

grumpy52

5,964 posts

190 months

Friday 18th February 2022
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While perusing for a replacement shed these have been appearing on the radar very regularly, dismissed because of the chances of a big bill almost being a given and most having short MOTs and a list of faults .

Quhet

2,804 posts

170 months

Friday 18th February 2022
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Mad to think these are now getting on for almost 20 years old. I still think of them as the 'last generation' 5 series.

Court_S

14,588 posts

201 months

Friday 18th February 2022
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Looks like a good shed to me.

I like the design although I prefer the M Sport cars.

The Rotrex Kid

34,014 posts

184 months

Friday 18th February 2022
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Recently sold my E60 530d as I needed something with a boot, replaced with an E83 X3. The E60 is a great car though.

This one? Not so much... Wrong spec and engine IMO.

Fresh Prince

538 posts

196 months

Friday 18th February 2022
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When these came out I was spoiled slightly by the build quality on the E39 my dad had (I’m told the E34 was even better but I wasn’t old enough to assess build quality when those were current).

I think the E60 is a decent car in its own right, and you can’t go wrong with a BMW straight-6 petrol. Good shed this week.

cerb4.5lee

41,805 posts

204 months

Friday 18th February 2022
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I wasn't expecting to see one of these as a shed of the week, and it must be a sign that I'm getting old.

I reckon that I'd take a gamble on this purely for its engine. I really liked the 2009 E61 520d that I had...apart from the engine that was under the bonnet. That drove really nice I thought, and it was only the engine that let it down for me.