RE: Jaguar XJ Supersport (X351) | The Brave Pill
RE: Jaguar XJ Supersport (X351) | The Brave Pill
Saturday 9th April 2022

Jaguar XJ Supersport (X351) | The Brave Pill

It doesn't get more super than a supercharged Supersport



The arrival of the P530 version of the new Range Rover earlier this week marks the debut of the new BMW N63 4.4-litre twin-turbo V8 set to take higher-end JLR models through to the end of combustion. This created an introspective huddle next to the watercooler to consider the merits of the long-lived engine the German donk is effectively replacing, that being the supercharged V8 that has featured in most of the more interesting Jaguars and Land Rovers of the last 20 years.

You can probably fill in the gaps on the rest of the decision-making process: the sometimes heated argument over what was the best exemplar of this brawny, characterful powerplant. The office consensus was that the early Jaguar F-Type R took this particularly biscuit, being a car only slightly less exciting than a firefight in a piranha tank. But a trawl of the classifieds failed to turn up any sufficiently Pill-like candidates. Which is why you are looking at Plan B, a well depreciated example of a handsome 2012 Jaguar XJ Superport LWB, one being offered for just under 20 percent of its original list price.

The Covid timewarp brings the disconcerting revelation that it is more than three years since the X351 Jaguar XJ was axed. The official plan at the time was that it would be replaced soon afterwards by a fully electric version of the XJ, a car that Jaguar had designed and engineered at huge cost. We know how that one ended: in ignominious failure. Which means that, aside from the vague possibility of a future EV, the X351 marks the end of one of the most famous dynasties in the history of the British car industry.


While all X351 XJs were good, only a couple of variants achieved true greatness. The basic design is well on its way to listed status. Jaguar's long serving head of pencils, Ian Callum, had been frustrated by the retro styling of the X350 XJ he inherited when he took on the roll. The X350 was a hugely advanced car built around an aluminium structure, yet tried to look as close as possible to the 1968 original. The X351 was Callum's response, a car that sat on the same alloy architecture but which got radical, forward-looking design.

It was also successful, a detail frequently overlooked in the narrative of Jaguar's decline and fall. At its peak the X351 was selling over 20,000 cars a year - much more than its predecessor had managed - thanks in part to its popularity in China. Yet much of that success was despite what were, we can now admit, some frankly dull engines: a diesel V6 in Europe and the greater indignity of a four-cylinder 2.0-litre petrol for some capacity adverse export markets. Fortunately Brits were still able to choose the V8 in 5.0-litre form, this offered in both naturally aspirated and supercharged guises.

In the three previous XJ generations superchargers brought R branding, but Jaguar turned strangely reticent about applying this to the spiffy new X351. The exact reasons seem to have been lost in the mists of time, or certainly below the point at which they can be easily extracted from t'internet, but the range-topping XJ was called the Supersport, with buyers able to choose between regular and long wheelbase versions. Power came from the same 503hp engine that was available on the lowlier Portfolio trim, but the Supersport got an electronically controlled limited slip differential nabbed from the XKR to sharpen its responses. The XJ's aluminium structure also saved enough weight to allow the regular wheelbase Supersport to be 1kg lighter than the smaller XFR.


It looked sleek and elegant, but the Supersport was a proper monster when roused. I remember driving a press car to one of the more visually interesting parts of north Wales for a photoshoot. It was early in the morning, the roads were quiet and on a straightish bit of A5 I was travelling at what felt like a semi-legal cruising pace. Then I glanced down at the digital speedo to see the needle adjacent to a number which, if recorded by radar gun, would see me breaking rocks in quarry. I wasn't even trying; it was that sort of car.

The Supersport was a short-lived variant, Jaguar opting to change back to its former naming nomenclature in 2013 with the arrival of a brawnier 542hp XJR. But the more discreet Supersport is an absolute sleeper; the sole clue on the car is the small badge on the front wing inlets. This is a car that can launch from 0-60mph in under five seconds which most onlookers will presume is a Gerald-spec V6 diesel (an impression you could choose to reinforce with an aftermarket leaper or some stick-on badging.)

While Supersport prices haven't finished falling yet, they already look like spectacular value for something so potent. Our Pill is a LWB example up for £17,950 - it would have been £90,455 when new before any options ticked. The stretched Supersport served as the basis for the Sentinel armoured version which has been used to ferry Prime Ministers around for more than a decade, so there is the small risk somebody might think you are ferrying Boris Johnson between work related wine and cheese tastings. Regardless, the body stretch gives spectacular rear legroom and this one has the rear seat screens and detachable media controller.


Yes, it's wearing what more wussy types will regard as a tooth-sucking 94,000 miles, but it is also being offered with a full service history and the promise of six months' warranty from the selling dealer. The MOT history is an interesting one, recording both a non-alarming fail last October for worn rear discs and two split driveshaft boots, but also confirmation of some annual totals by previous keepers, these doubtless coming with significant spend in both fuel and consumables.

The X351 is reckoned to be reliable by Jaguar standards, which might sound like faint praise but isn't meant to be. The engine is tough and takes big mileages if treated to attentive care, although early water pumps rarely make it to a ripe old age. Some owners report niggling electrical faults with the XJ's multitude of systems, but others do not. As Jaguar's medium term future is going to be a series of size-graduated EV crossovers it's not unduly optimistic to foresee a future where a well-chosen X351 is regarded as the exemplar of the qualities that made the brand's saloons so good.

It's certainly hard to think of a better encapsulation of that line about the combination of grace, pace and space. This Supersport has them all in abundance.


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Kerching

Original Poster:

37 posts

123 months

Saturday 9th April 2022
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And they couldn't even get the number plate on straight at the front.....

Having said that always had a bit of a soft spot for these.

The spinner of plates

18,084 posts

230 months

Saturday 9th April 2022
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Having spent much time with the x300 and then owned an x350, I never fell for the looks of the x351.

Yes it’s modern and sleek.
But to my eyes the Jaguar XJ is a 3-box saloon.
And this just isn’t.

Oh and on this example the dark rear glass is a 100% walkaway for me...
Hopefully this current obsession of turning anything and everything into a commercial vehicle from the B pillar back will end soon... it's bloody awful.

Edited by The spinner of plates on Saturday 9th April 08:46

jamieduff1981

8,092 posts

170 months

Saturday 9th April 2022
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I do like these and did think of buying one actually last year. I'll admit to feeling a tad old and afraid of potential non-DIY failures. I'd add that this chicken-out wasn't X351-specific, as all modern luxury cars terrify me as long-term ownership prospects.

The spinner of plates

18,084 posts

230 months

Saturday 9th April 2022
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jamieduff1981 said:
I do like these and did think of buying one actually last year. I'll admit to feeling a tad old and afraid of potential non-DIY failures. I'd add that this chicken-out wasn't X351-specific, as all modern luxury cars terrify me as long-term ownership prospects.
Agreed.
Starts to make last weeks £12k e38 740i seem like a mildly sensible long term proposition.

stuart100

1,207 posts

87 months

Saturday 9th April 2022
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Interesting but I’ve never loved the shape. Previous generation XJR was lovely. Always wanted one. But can’t trust a Jag.

pycraft

1,499 posts

214 months

Saturday 9th April 2022
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I'd take that. I love the drama of the interior - the centre eyeball vents look like something out of a 50s Buck Rogers show. In fact, the whole thing feels like you're in a spaceship trimmed for royalty in the 1950s.

Never had much of a problem with the exterior, except that it suffered from something that annoys me with a lot of cars - the rising waistline with no compensation for the rear wheel makes that wheel smaller than the front. It needs some coke-bottling around the back wheel to give it more visual mass, but otherwise all good.

cerb4.5lee

44,928 posts

210 months

Saturday 9th April 2022
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I remember having some fun with one of these when I had the 640d, I say fun...but I couldn't get anywhere near it! I couldn't get over how much quicker it was than the 640, and I will always remember it. driving

Jaguar steve

9,232 posts

240 months

Saturday 9th April 2022
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jamieduff1981 said:
I do like these and did think of buying one actually last year. I'll admit to feeling a tad old and afraid of potential non-DIY failures. I'd add that this chicken-out wasn't X351-specific, as all modern luxury cars terrify me as long-term ownership prospects.
Me too.

Anything out of the mainstream has become way too complex and flaky and needy for me to contemplate sinking a stack of my own cash into it.

Pflanzgarten

7,646 posts

55 months

Saturday 9th April 2022
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I did a day with Jaguar at Oulton Park where we spanked everything that came with this engine in it.

My overwhelming memory is they couldn’t build one at that could handle the torque.

CDP

8,059 posts

284 months

Saturday 9th April 2022
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stuart100 said:
Interesting but I’ve never loved the shape. Previous generation XJR was lovely. Always wanted one. But can’t trust a Jag.
My dad and my brother have been running Jags for the last 20 years and as long as the battery is in good condition they've been fine.

A weak battery shows up with all kinds of random faults long before there's any hint of it not being able to start the car. Traction control, cruise control, washer levels and so on. First thing to check.

NJJ

530 posts

110 months

Saturday 9th April 2022
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Remember driving one of these on a Jag press day and it was a real beast with that engine but also a proper driver's car despite its size. It is a classic Jag in the mould of Mark 2, XJR with grace, space and proper pace.

sideways man

1,673 posts

167 months

Saturday 9th April 2022
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X350 model much nicer to my eyes; if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.

Stick Legs

9,006 posts

195 months

Saturday 9th April 2022
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A mate of mine has one of these and it’s stunning.

big_rob_sydney

3,671 posts

224 months

Saturday 9th April 2022
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If you want genuine feedback, check out the JD Powers quality survey, done by real owners, warts and all. Reviews by journos who only spend 2 seconds in the car don't allow them to have a long term ownership experience (for better or worse), and that old "gets under your skin" saying is very true for some cars.

Personally, for that reason, I keep buying Japanese. Lexus. Always reliable. Multiple LS's have been my choice for the better part of the last 20 years, and I have never regretted it once.

Stick Legs

9,006 posts

195 months

Saturday 9th April 2022
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I’m really pleased for you and if reliability was my primary concern then Lexus would be almost first on my shopping list.

However for many people cars are about more than numbers or scores on a dependability index.

To quote JayEmm on his Range Rover owning friends:

“…what do you drive?”
‘Range Rover.
“Did it break down?”
‘Yes.’
“What did you have before?”
‘Range Rover.’
“Did that break down?”
‘Yes.’
“What are you buying next?”
‘Range Rover’
“!!!???”

https://youtu.be/D9xvX6FOjCo

13:38



Edited by Stick Legs on Saturday 9th April 11:44

Spuff_Monkey

49 posts

126 months

Saturday 9th April 2022
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Picture quality from the 00s, at least they'll load up fast if you're still on dial up.

Garfer55

5 posts

67 months

Saturday 9th April 2022
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Never liked these, I thought they might improve with age but they still look like beached whales. I have a X358 (the X350 facelift) which has aged gracefully and now looks the epitome of the XJ.

The spinner of plates

18,084 posts

230 months

Saturday 9th April 2022
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CDP said:
stuart100 said:
Interesting but I’ve never loved the shape. Previous generation XJR was lovely. Always wanted one. But can’t trust a Jag.
My dad and my brother have been running Jags for the last 20 years and as long as the battery is in good condition they've been fine.

A weak battery shows up with all kinds of random faults long before there's any hint of it not being able to start the car. Traction control, cruise control, washer levels and so on. First thing to check.
Yup. I’ll add gearbox faults going into limp home mode also.

Demonix

834 posts

242 months

Saturday 9th April 2022
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Powerful, understated, classy Jaguar, fine luxury barge to waft about in and definitely a brave pill given the JLR electronic's potential for vastly ruinous borkage! If it were a swb I would go for it.

hungry_hog

2,912 posts

218 months

Saturday 9th April 2022
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looks like a XF with Kim K's bum grafted on the rear

Some people like the junk in the trunk