'Be patient, I'm lowered'
'Be patient, I'm lowered'
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DonkeyApple

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70,721 posts

200 months

Tuesday 12th July 2022
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Now seen two cars sporting this sticker in their rear windscreen.

Seeing as they chose to incapacitate their car and deliberately hold others up, wouldn't it be a bit more civilised to have one's sticker be an apology rather than a demand that everyone they hold up be patient?

It doesn't bother me getting stuck behind some plonker who's disabled himself. We've all probably done daft things to our cars in the past but instructing everyone to be patient just seems to be a bit of a self centred, dick move?

anonymous-user

85 months

Tuesday 12th July 2022
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Same with the "I can't drive any faster, I've got a black box" stickers.

Only slightly less dickish than "Powered by fairycakes"

DonkeyApple

Original Poster:

70,721 posts

200 months

Tuesday 12th July 2022
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OnTheBreadline said:
Same with the "I can't drive any faster, I've got a black box" stickers.

Only slightly less dickish than "Powered by fairycakes"
Not sure the first one would bother me unless they were driving really badly. The second one is beneficial as it warms you the driver is low IQ and probably paying more attention to chocolate or Facebook? smile

Cold

16,742 posts

121 months

Tuesday 12th July 2022
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"Tell your dog I said Hi".

Nothing to do with this thread, but it did make me smile when I saw this in the back window of a red Golf.

ChocolateFrog

34,954 posts

204 months

Tuesday 12th July 2022
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I'd love to be a pedantic traffic cop.

Pull them over and ask if their mods are declared then see them squirm when you ask them which company they're with so you can confirm.

MrGTI6

3,310 posts

161 months

Tuesday 12th July 2022
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I often get stuck behind a modified Nissan GT-R in the industrial estate where I work. It slows to a near stop for speed bumps and the driver always goes over them at a weird angle. I always seem to end up stuck behind the sodding thing if I'm running late.

If it's clear to do so, I tend to overtake it. I don't even have to slow down for the speed bumps in my car. Not sure what kind of power his car has, but my old Peugeot's a lot quicker! laugh

SidewaysSi

10,742 posts

265 months

Tuesday 12th July 2022
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I go slow over speed humps in the Caterham and Elise as I don't want to scrape them and so unfortunately people will have to either overtake or wait behind.

Plenty of people are happy to smash their cars over speedhumps and barely slow down, something I don't do irrespective of what I am driving. It is those people who often get irate so guess the stickers are aimed at those types...

DonkeyApple

Original Poster:

70,721 posts

200 months

Tuesday 12th July 2022
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SidewaysSi said:
I go slow over speed humps in the Caterham and Elise as I don't want to scrape them and so unfortunately people will have to either overtake or wait behind.

Plenty of people are happy to smash their cars over speedhumps and barely slow down, something I don't do irrespective of what I am driving. It is those people who often get irate so guess the stickers are aimed at those types...
These particular stickers are on cars that couldn't get over a speed bump as opposed to our type of cars where we have to slow right down.

It doesn't seem to be about sports cars but cars crippled so badly that they can't drive on the road at a safe speed.

Super Sonic

14,737 posts

85 months

Tuesday 12th July 2022
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ChocolateFrog said:
I'd love to be a pedantic traffic cop.

Pull them over and ask if their mods are declared then see them squirm when you ask them which company they're with so you can confirm.
And then feel stupid when their insurance confirms they are indeed legal. Any idea how much suspension mods load your insurance?

Edited by Super Sonic on Tuesday 12th July 21:15

mr_glasgow84

2,071 posts

258 months

Tuesday 12th July 2022
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I particularly liked one I saw that said: "Go on then small d**k, pass me" lol

Super Sonic

14,737 posts

85 months

Tuesday 12th July 2022
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mr_glasgow84 said:
I particularly liked one I saw that said: "Go on then small d**k, pass me" lol
I agree that is ri dick ulus lol

NFT

1,324 posts

53 months

Tuesday 12th July 2022
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Super Sonic said:
And then feel like, and act like, a tt when their insurance confirms they are indeed legal. Any idea how much suspension mods load your insurance?
Round here, traffic likes to check lowered cars insurance before they pull you, it's a game to act like they have no idea to see if your honest or not.

Think when I declared lowered & remap on Audi TT Quattro it was a fair whack of an already blatantly overinflated premium at the time, perhaps 25% but you can hunt specialist brokers and join the car clubs/forums to basically get them for next to nothing.



Edited by NFT on Tuesday 12th July 21:22

kambites

71,661 posts

252 months

Tuesday 12th July 2022
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Super Sonic said:
Any idea how much suspension mods load your insurance?
Didn't change mine at all (although the modifications to mine don't include lowering it significantly).

J4CKO

47,024 posts

231 months

Tuesday 12th July 2022
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I got overtaken near my parents, was going sensibly over the speed humps and a lady in an Audi A3 goes steaming past launching her car over them, car was newly new.

One careful owner…

NFT

1,324 posts

53 months

Tuesday 12th July 2022
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J4CKO said:
I got overtaken near my parents, was going sensibly over the speed humps and a lady in an Audi A3 goes steaming past launching her car over them, car was newly new.

One careful owner…
One careful owner… recent alignment and two new wishbones. lol

Mr Tidy

31,808 posts

158 months

Tuesday 12th July 2022
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J4CKO said:
I got overtaken near my parents, was going sensibly over the speed humps and a lady in an Audi A3 goes steaming past launching her car over them, car was newly new.

One careful owner…
Possibly, but not the one you saw that day!

AndyDefault

125 posts

189 months

Tuesday 12th July 2022
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Still better than this:


georgeyboy12345

4,652 posts

66 months

Tuesday 12th July 2022
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Americans are good at silly stickers on their cars, here's one I saw in death valley

anonymous-user

85 months

Tuesday 12th July 2022
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J4CKO said:
I got overtaken near my parents, was going sensibly over the speed humps and a lady in an Audi A3 goes steaming past launching her car over them, car was newly new.

One careful owner…
In fairness it’s a good overtake opportunity , which i’ve used, if ‘sensibly’ is 10 mph…
Don’t need to slow much in my Skoda.

Cold

16,742 posts

121 months

Tuesday 12th July 2022
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Apparently, SUVs are very popular these days.