RE: Renault Laguna Coupe | Shed of the Week
RE: Renault Laguna Coupe | Shed of the Week
Friday 28th October 2022

Renault Laguna Coupe | Shed of the Week

The fewer doors Laguna wasn't well received in Blighty. Does confirmed shed status do it any favours?


Today’s shed of the week is a Jaguar S-Type 4.2 V8. No it’s not. This year, the S-Type has become the new Saab in terms of the frequency of its appearance in SOTW: three of them since March. It’s annoying that the fourth one would also have been the most interesting one from a gambler’s perspective if nothing else (jerky gearbox), but of course there’s nowt stopping you boogaloo-ing it on your webbing bowser. Do let us know if you end up buying it. You have special permission to tell us about it in the forum for this week’s actual Shed of the Week, which is a Renault Laguna III Coupe. 

A what now? You might well ask. Plenty of Brits bought the Laguna when it first came out in the mid-1990s. It was comfy, capable and popular among the sales reps who (it seemed) were more or less the only users of our motorways back then. Ah yes, great days. The second-generation Laguna should have bounded on from that good start but Renault saddled it with a hopelessly ahead-of-its-time plastic card-based keyless ignition system. The reputational damage caused by owners forgetting they’d put the card in their back pockets plus the growing disinterest in saloon-type cars (even five-door ones) meant that the third-gen Laguna also served as the last-gen Laguna in the UK. 

This in turn meant that the first Laguna Coupe, put on sale here in 2009 as an elegant alternative to the Laguna III hatch and estate, was also the last of its ilk. Three years after our year-one Coupe rolled off the line, production of all right-hand-drive Lagunae (bar the ones destined for Australia) was over and done with. 

Left-hook Laguna Coupes carried on abroad until 2015 when they were quietly binned due to low demand, a sad end to a car designed by a mystery Renault man who, you might not be too surprised to learn, was an Aston Martin owner. Ex-Aston design head Ian Callum was very nice about the Coupe when he saw it at the Paris show in 2008. 

This one isn’t the top-spec GT model, so it doesn’t have the 4Control four-wheel steering. Nor does it have the 235hp 3.0 V6 diesel, the 240hp 3.5 V6 petrol or the 205hp 2.0 turbo petrol. What it does have is the less exotic but also considerably less thirsty than all of the above 150hp 2.0 diesel, from which you can expect a 130mph top speed, a 0-62mph time in the low nines and fuel consumption in the forties, or high thirties at least.   

Interestingly, if you’re a nerd, the 2007 Laguna III was the first vehicle to be put through Renault’s then-new Electro Magnetic Compatibility unit. As you all know, electromagnetic immunity focuses on a vehicle's capacity to resist electromagnetic interference from external sources and the mutual compatibility of onboard equipment. 

Renault got into this stuff to help it develop its Fluence ZE, the company’s first EV. Sadly, in all the EMC excitement they forgot to give the Fluence ZE a real-world range of much more than 50 miles, but at least they had a go. That was fifteen years ago. Jaguar Land Rover has only recently sent out a press release trumpeting its new EMC system.  

Anyway, getting away from magentism for a minute, the MOT history tells us that our shed has had a fair amount of normal suspension, tyre and brake work done over the last couple of years. The last test in September had one advisory for corroded rear springs. New ones can be picked up for as little as sixteen quid each. The next owner might want to look at a softer option though as some found the Coupe’s lowered and stiffened setup a little firm. That would explain the cabin squeaks and rattles that have also been associated with this model. Otherwise, most of the owner reviews have been very complimentary.  

The cabin on this one looks like it’s been through the wars and the ad copy is a bit frantic, packing in every cliche and throwing in some retro pandemic references for good measure, but credit where it’s due, the vendors have been officially recognised for their customer service by two of the biggest car selling platforms in the UK this year and last, so it’s reasonable to think you’ll be well looked after by them when you call up to dazzle them with your Shed-supplied Laguna Coupe knowledge.


See the full ad here

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Discussion

Master Bean

Original Poster:

5,239 posts

150 months

Friday 28th October 2022
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At least the Hyundai Coupe looks like a Ferrari 456. This has all the style of a blancmange.

PSB1967

501 posts

186 months

Friday 28th October 2022
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I hope Mrs Shed is OK, not heard much of her in recent weeks. Re the car: I like that. Most likely all consumables standard Laguna stuff in an interesting body shape.

captain.scarlet

1,891 posts

64 months

Friday 28th October 2022
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I always thought the outgoing Laguna looked pretty good, whether in hatchback or in coupe shape.

Before anyone says it, I'll correct them: it's the W213 E Class coupe that looks like the Laguna coupe from behind, not the Laguna coupe that looks like the W213 E Class coupe from behind. wink

SirGriffin

258 posts

98 months

Friday 28th October 2022
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Beautiful car, but I have to say I don't see any Aston Martin resemblance.

Wren-went

1,064 posts

68 months

Friday 28th October 2022
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As an ex Renault owner I quite like the brand now for cheap motors this a shed for keeping the milege down on the main car shame it's not a Clio 182 or a V6 Laguna but your not going to drop on 1 for £1500.

£1500 this has to be ok get a couple of years out of it then sell on it scrap milege isn't even high, quite Fiat coupeish from the front.

Shed early again 2 weeks on the trott , gives me something to do when I'm on a month of nights reading shed .

Nsuro80

40 posts

95 months

Friday 28th October 2022
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Lovin' the binman's crack on that wogan

drpep

1,761 posts

198 months

Friday 28th October 2022
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Lovely car, even with it being “wrong” wheel drive. 1500 quid?! Bargain. You should see what utter ststack £1500 buys you here in the US.

A thoroughly shagged-out drugster wagon. That’s what.

Filibuster

3,406 posts

245 months

Friday 28th October 2022
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I really like this, but not in Diesel form.

Court_S

14,754 posts

207 months

Friday 28th October 2022
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That’s probably not actually a bad shed to be fair.

I’d forgotten these even existed having not seen one for ages.

rix

2,956 posts

220 months

Friday 28th October 2022
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What an advert! Despite some photographed endorsements from autotrader and cargurus, it's somewhat undermined by 'spares and repairs' and 'sold as faulty goods', whether or not that counts for anything anyway!

Quite a pretty car, and looks refreshingly compact, but still a no from me!



Teddy Lop

8,301 posts

97 months

Friday 28th October 2022
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Didn't even know they made one, there's something "only the french would do" about that isn't there - is there another full-size non-premium badged coupe even made?

yme402

664 posts

132 months

Friday 28th October 2022
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Awkward looking, flimsy French tat - should have gone with that V8 S-Type.
Not heard much about Mrs Shed of late…..is she under the patio or something?

Silvanus

6,915 posts

53 months

Friday 28th October 2022
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Seemed interesting until I read it was the 2.0d the least interesting one by far.

Slowlygettingit

946 posts

71 months

Friday 28th October 2022
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Used to think they were a good looking car back in the day.

I remember following one up the M1 in very slow traffic and he had rotated the L by 45 degrees and split the U in half…..

anonymous-user

84 months

Friday 28th October 2022
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Slowlygettingit said:
Used to think they were a good looking car back in the day.

I remember following one up the M1 in very slow traffic and he had rotated the L by 45 degrees and split the U in half…..
Thanks that made me giggle when i got it !

Sq1rL

1,379 posts

131 months

Friday 28th October 2022
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Teddy Lop said:
Didn't even know they made one, there's something "only the french would do" about that isn't there - is there another full-size non-premium badged coupe even made?
Vauxhall Calibra and Ford Cougar spring to mind, on sale quite a while before this though.

humphra

630 posts

122 months

Friday 28th October 2022
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The car ..... Meh. I like them, but more importantly, SOTW is about the writing, otherwise its just A N Other case article.

In honour of this week's Frenchness, I will enquire properly.....

Mon dieu!!! Ou est monsieur Shed?? Returnee tout suite, s'il vous plait! (That French O level clearly wasn't wasted blabla


Agent57

2,658 posts

184 months

Friday 28th October 2022
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Would be tempting if it had a petrol engine.

AND THE ADVERT """""""""""""WASN'T ALL IN """"""""""CAPITAL LETTERS"""""""

Canon_Fodder

1,775 posts

93 months

Friday 28th October 2022
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Very elegant.

replacing those hideous floor mats would have made it look a little less ratty inside though

Teddy Lop

8,301 posts

97 months

Friday 28th October 2022
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Sq1rL said:
Teddy Lop said:
Didn't even know they made one, there's something "only the french would do" about that isn't there - is there another full-size non-premium badged coupe even made?
Vauxhall Calibra and Ford Cougar spring to mind, on sale quite a while before this though.
They ceased production aeons ago though didn't they? Sorry was thinking more contemporary.