RE: Peugeot 407 Coupe | Shed of the Week
RE: Peugeot 407 Coupe | Shed of the Week
Friday 27th January 2023

Peugeot 407 Coupe | Shed of the Week

Fancy eh? There's a good reason for that...


This week's choice, a Peugeot 407 Coupe, is a strong entrant for the Bad Parking thread. Equally controversially it’s at the top end of our recently discussed £2k limit. 

Don't worry, we won't be automatically choosing £1,995 offerings from now on. Shed has been ordered to weigh up the pros and cons of his now much larger selection (over 1,200 cars in PH classifieds compared to nearer 300 on the old £1,500 limit) and to make a considered judgement based not only on price but also on appeal, interest, rarity and smut potential. Knowing him he’ll be positively discriminating against the posher motors. Let’s roll with it for a bit and see what happens.

Priceyness is appropriate this week actually because when these 407 Coupes were released in the UK in September 2005 they weren't cheap. The premium over the equivalent 407 saloons was a punchy £7k, putting the 3.0 SE at £26,700. In return you got a not very urgent 208hp 2.9-litre V6 which, with 1,640kg to pull along, meant a 0-62mph time of 8.7 seconds and a combined fuel figure of 27mpg that dropped to under 19mpg in town. It was lush though, with heated leather seats, JBL audio, a CD autochanger, front parking sensors, electric tilt/slide front seats and directional headlamps.

The £28,400 GT that you're looking at here was the range-topper, not because it was faster than or mechanically different to the SE but because it added sat nav and a leather dash. Shed isn't interested in mundane matters like tax, which is why his HMRC case is coming up next week, but if this sort of thing is important to you he thinks it's £360 a year for a GT of this vintage.

The GT wasn't the flagship 407 Coupe, mind. That was the 205hp twin-turbo 2.7-litre V6 diesel, featuring the unit used by Jaguar in its S-Type and XJ and by Land Rover in its Discovery. Prices for that auto-only variant were £29,200 for the SE and £30,900 for the GT. How times change. One minute diesels were all the rage, the next they were making U-turning governments rage. If Peugeot was making the 407 Coupe today it would probably be a 1.0 three-cylinder hybrid. 

That might have allowed them to chop a few yards out of the pendulous body overhangs which made the 407 Coupe so visually challenging from quite a few angles, especially in lighter hues. When confronted by outraged punters at shows, Peugeot stand staff usually resorted to mumbling some old nonsense about pedestrian protection before pointing at an imaginary squirrel and running off.

What went wrong then? Well, unlike earlier big Pug coops such as the Pininfarina-penned 406 and 504, the 407 was designed in house, a good reason some might say for getting out of the house more. Still, let's be glad Peugeot wasn't tempted to follow the fashion of the time by putting a troubletastic folding metal roof on it. 

Shed thinks that these Coupes might have been built on a separate line with a bit more attention to quality control. The ones you see for sale do seem to be lasting quite well. At the end of 2020 we highlighted a Jan '06 65,000-mile 3.0 SE auto at £1,500. That one had a non-functioning electric tailgate and a flat front tyre but it's passed two MOT tests since then, the last one advisory-free. 

Today's March '06 shed has a higher mileage (98,000) but it also has the more desirable 6-speed manual box. The only advisory on its just-done MOT test was the fitment of trays. Shed has a love/hate relationship with trays. He likes eating his dinners off them, often on his own, but he doesn't like the sound they make on his head when Mrs Shed is swinging one.

Previous MOT tests suggest that at least three coil springs and one brake disc have been replaced in recent times, and before that some steering and suspension consumables were sorted out. It’s all par for the course on these quite heavy cars. Front end ball joints routinely go. The trick is to attend to them before the inner ballrace is completely destroyed. Let it reach that point and you'll be scouring the auction sites for a complete new hub assembly. 

The electrics weren't perfect either. Windows could fritz out, as could sensors generally and sometimes the main brain. You could even lose your horn. The headlamp washer covers are present and correct on this one which is a good thing as they often fall off. At least one wheel on this week's shed has a Pilot Sport 4 tyre on it. The next owner might decide that good rubber is a waste of money because, although these big-motored Coupes were comfy cruisers with good seats, they did munch through tyres at a fair rate. 


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anonymous-user

Original Poster:

84 months

Friday 27th January 2023
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No thanks. Would make me wonder why I didn't buy the much prettier 406 coupe everytime I parked it. Or looked at it!

Arsecati

2,784 posts

147 months

Friday 27th January 2023
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Damn, this week has flown by so fast, I didn't know it was Friday till I just seen SOTW!! biglaughbiglaugh

anonymous-user

Original Poster:

84 months

Friday 27th January 2023
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Like these, always fancied one

Slowlygettingit

946 posts

71 months

Friday 27th January 2023
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How did they get the looks of these so wrong after the very good looking previous generation.

And never buy a car where there is the risk of losing your horn! hehe

MikeM6

6,069 posts

132 months

Friday 27th January 2023
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biggbn said:
Like these, always fancied one
Same, the overhangs aside, this is actually a good looking thing. I can't think of much else at £2k that is as nice and useable.

Trebor1970

224 posts

50 months

Friday 27th January 2023
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Worth the money, if only for the amount of buttons on the centre console.. It looks like a GCSE scientific calculator

sjabrown

2,090 posts

190 months

Friday 27th January 2023
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I think the word to describe this is “bloated”. Little shed appeal for me, heavy running costs, heavy looks with that front end.

Dombilano

1,459 posts

85 months

Friday 27th January 2023
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Looks like a full set of Michelin's to me, shows at least the previous owner cared. No way a dealer would blow £500 for a set of PS4's.

Did fancy the auto GT in my youth, with the red leather and that punchy diesel engine, got an alfa gtv instead

Nickp82

3,976 posts

123 months

Friday 27th January 2023
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Awful colour but otherwise I like it.

Baldchap

9,629 posts

122 months

Friday 27th January 2023
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The 406 Coupe was so good looking and then Peugeot entered their 'We literally don't care and we're making ugly crap' stage. This car is indeed ugly and crap.


yme402

665 posts

132 months

Friday 27th January 2023
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Can’t see the number plate to confirm, but very rare to see one of these not Coventry registered as they pretty much all started life as ‘Management Cars’ at Peugeot, before dropping like a stone in value and being bombed out at 10k off list in the dealer network. At 6 months old, it will have been bought by an architect or marketing type who wanted something different to a 3 series coupe or Audi A5. Now heading to a council estate near you until the electrics write it off.

martin12345

1,013 posts

119 months

Friday 27th January 2023
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I'd be much happier with a £1500 X Type estate - got to love a Jaaaggg.............!!!

As for this car, as others have said. I couldn't own a Peugeot of this era
The prior Pininfarina designed cars were so elegant and amongst the best looking of their time. Then for whatever reason they decided to put a gopping nose on them all and make ugly cars. Dont deserve my money for that reason alone

N111BJG

1,262 posts

93 months

Friday 27th January 2023
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Zygot said:
No thanks. Would make me wonder why I didn't buy the much prettier 406 coupe everytime I parked it. Or looked at it!
I was thinking exactly this

Filibuster

3,406 posts

245 months

Friday 27th January 2023
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Superb shed and surely a candidate for soty already!

I agree the 406 coupe was a prettier car and that this is awkward to look at from certain angles, but it is good looking and certainly interesting.
It has the right engine (hearing diesel clatter from a coupe freaks me out everytime), good colour scheme and seeing a full set of Michelin PS4 tyres is a huge plus! Tells you so much about the previous owner!

SteveStrange

7,780 posts

243 months

Friday 27th January 2023
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No thanks. My days of owning ancient French sheds are long gone. This thing will be full of faults quirks that I just haven't got the patience for.

cerb4.5lee

44,966 posts

210 months

Friday 27th January 2023
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I really enjoyed reading your write up thanks Mr Shed. thumbup

I've always liked the 405 and 406 from years gone by, but this doesn't get my juices flowing quite so much though. I just struggle to get on with the way it looks. In saying that this is a good blast from the past and probably worth a punt I reckon.

Pflanzgarten

7,665 posts

55 months

Friday 27th January 2023
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Baldchap said:
The 406 Coupe was so good looking and then Peugeot entered their 'We literally don't care and we're making ugly crap' stage. This car is indeed ugly and crap.

This.

A mate, who was a fully functioning car salesman at the time bought a 407 coupe at about 3 years old when the part exchange price they gave the punter was too low to ignore. I think he kept it a couple of years and it halted in price again.

It was an utterly hateful thing, the interior, even for it’s day was laughably grim in quality.

Numeric

1,499 posts

181 months

Friday 27th January 2023
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Baldchap said:
The 406 Coupe was so good looking and then Peugeot entered their 'We literally don't care and we're making ugly crap' stage. This car is indeed ugly and crap.

I remember my shock when the 407 saloon was launched at I think Paris - off came the covers and there was this awful fish face and abysmal heavy overhangs, not since the Scorpio had I seen a car that seemed to me to have no redeeming angle!

And yet this became the Peugeot design philosophy for a decade of new models at least. Maybe they knew something I didn't as you still saw a lot of Peugeot about, but after the delicate 405 and the very crisp and handsome 406, being confronted by this had me running for some more free vin rouge!


Kawasicki

14,404 posts

265 months

Friday 27th January 2023
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It's just sooooo ugly

cerb4.5lee

44,966 posts

210 months

Friday 27th January 2023
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Baldchap said:
The 406 Coupe was so good looking and then Peugeot entered their 'We literally don't care and we're making ugly crap' stage. This car is indeed ugly and crap.

The 406 Coupe has always looked just so right as you say. It is crazy how things turned out at Peugeot really, and at one stage they made so many great/desirable cars I thought. I quite often walk past my local Peugeot main dealer and I'm almost rolling around laughing at the state(and the price) of their cars now! Where did it all go wrong?