Tell me why I don't like convoys
Tell me why I don't like convoys
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Slow.Patrol

Original Poster:

5,593 posts

44 months

Tuesday 11th April 2023
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Am I alone in hating a drive out with other drivers?

I know it looks nice seeing a load of sports cars in a group out for a drive, but I hate being part of it.

I even hate it if someone wants to follow me to a venue, rather than using their sat nav or finding their own way there.

I find in those situations I seem to be forever looking in my mirrors to make sure they are keeping up or waiting ages at a junction to make sure there is enough time for both of you to get out. Or if I am following someone, I find that I might feel pressured into taking risks to keep up.

I always thought that the unwritten rule in a convoy was to make sure you could see the car behind.

Either way, it's not for me. I'll meet your there thanks.

Fonzey

2,232 posts

157 months

Tuesday 11th April 2023
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I'm with you. Or should I say, I'll meet you there smile

I go on occasional "runs out" but it's for the social aspect, a drive is almost always more fun when alone.

Krikkit

27,938 posts

211 months

Tuesday 11th April 2023
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I feel the same way, never really enjoyed following other cars, or leading.

Haltamer

2,674 posts

110 months

Tuesday 11th April 2023
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It can be entertaining with small groups of likeminded people, not for driving enthusiastically though.

If you get large, randomly assembled groups from facebook, things tend to devolve very quickly...

Skyedriver

23,517 posts

312 months

Tuesday 11th April 2023
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Another with you.
Becomes a high power race across country roads with the lead trying to lose the rest and the rest trying to out do the lead. And then there's someone who's driving skill isn't up to the level of the others and someone out for a sunday drive not expecting a dozen loonies and the convoy trying to pass in inappropriate places....

plenty

5,036 posts

216 months

Tuesday 11th April 2023
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If you're confident, skilled and able to find the right group of people and spend enough time together to build trust in each others' capabilities and abandon the egos, nothing comes close to the thrill of being part of a convoy of like-minded, well-matched drivers making progress in unison over the ground.

It's how I imagine being a Red Arrows pilot must be like.

Don't knock it until you've experienced it. By 'it' I don't mean a gathering of 25 strangers of wildly varying abilities who have no idea where they're going, inevitably get split up and straggle to the end destination one by one. I mean a squadron of 4-6 experienced drivers who know each well, with routes pre-loaded in the satnav, times and places plotted well in advance to avoid traffic. Bonus points if you're communicating via two-way radios.

Ian Geary

5,627 posts

222 months

Tuesday 11th April 2023
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A guy I used to work with went on rides out with the Harley owners group, or (wait for it...) the hogs (shudder)


The amount of faffing about who rides next to who, staggered riding, lining the bikes up and ride captains just seemed to sap the life out of a bunch of accountants who have spent their inheritance on a shiny mid life crisis.


He sold the "hog" and got a s1000rr, and after retiring, went on regular trips with the retired old gits, ( "rogs" )

This seems to be an exercise in seeing who can carry out the most suicidal overtake, though to be fair they're mostly advanced riders, and knew their stuff.

All very strange. I guess if I want to do some stupid st in a car, I'd rather not have other people watching.

swisstoni

24,089 posts

309 months

Tuesday 11th April 2023
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I don’t get the point either but if you don’t like them, don’t do them.
They aren’t compulsory as far as I know.

anonymous-user

84 months

Tuesday 11th April 2023
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I though this thread was about a Boomtown Rats' remix.....

sunnyb13

1,204 posts

68 months

Tuesday 11th April 2023
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Drive normally don’t worry about other cars behind you

donkmeister

13,006 posts

130 months

Tuesday 11th April 2023
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I realised I didn't like convoys the first time I went on hols with Mrs D's family... Her dad insisted on leading, and he decided to take the back routes the entire way... Much as I love a backroad route, I don't love it when we have 300 miles to go, it's a sunny Saturday morning, and we're setting out an hour later than agreed.

Then we lost her sister who had decided that going over 56mph would burn through far too much petrol, and whose tight partner refused to turn on his phone data to use Tom Tom (this was pre Google maps) but hadn't brought a map. (ETA and invariably got separated from us, then lost, and we had to spend two hours driving around all the places they normally went in that particular area until we found them... Negating any possible savings in fuel she had made by keeping her speed down).

All in all it was rather fraught and I would have rather we all just found out own way there. Lovely holiday though.

Edited by donkmeister on Tuesday 11th April 19:43

Cloudy147

3,163 posts

213 months

Tuesday 11th April 2023
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Convoys can be more stressful than fun, depending on the circumstances.

They work best when you know the group well, and there aren’t many of you - and the ‘always see the car behind’ rule is followed meaning that you only go at the pace that the slowest guy is comfortable with.

When you have a large group, with unknown people and those who are happy to take significantly more risks than you are comfortable with, it becomes less enjoyable. If you bow to peer pressure and try to keep up, it could be dangerous too.

Agree with the original post that being a part of a long line of cool cars is great, but the environment has to be right for it to be fun.

Pit Pony

11,397 posts

151 months

Tuesday 11th April 2023
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I once went in convoy to Southport following my sister in law. It's only 10 miles.

We were 10 minutes late. A woman who may have passed a driving test, but coukd t drive.

We stopped at give way signs. Waited for none existent cars, pulled away without accelerating, never got to a safe cruising speed on a dual carriage way. And yet, she panic braked for hazards I'd anticipated ages prior.

On the way home, I went a different way and had a cup of tea made and drunk before she arrived back.

Hub

7,148 posts

228 months

Tuesday 11th April 2023
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biggbn said:
I though this thread was about a Boomtown Rats' remix.....
I thought it was about crap old British vans

E63eeeeee...

5,766 posts

79 months

Tuesday 11th April 2023
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I quite enjoy convoy driving, it's just a different challenge, understanding and predicting what the other people will do. Obviously if you go in expecting to do your normal drive then you'll inevitably be disappointed.

I also like it when you pick up an ad hoc convoy. It's happened to me a couple of times in the last year coming south down the M74/M6 where you'll get two or three other fast drivers and take it in turns to take point. I always feel slightly sad when one of us turns off.

Rumdoodle

2,132 posts

50 months

Tuesday 11th April 2023
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Got to have appropriate tunes.

"We was headin' for bear on eye-one-oh, about a mile out of Shakey town,
I says, 'Pig Pen, this here's Rubber Duck, I'm about to put the hammer down."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqYTX7parRw

E63eeeeee...

5,766 posts

79 months

Tuesday 11th April 2023
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Rumdoodle said:
Got to have appropriate tunes.

"We was headin' for bear on eye-one-oh, about a mile out of Shakey town,
I says, 'Pig Pen, this here's Rubber Duck, I'm about to put the hammer down."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqYTX7parRw
I thought it was Big Ben. That song always reminds me of racing the Nascar-analogues in GTA.

tim0409

5,962 posts

189 months

Tuesday 11th April 2023
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In terms of motorbikes, I’m very definitely with the OP.

If I wanted to out with a group I would have bought a minibus, not a bike.

Jayho

2,428 posts

200 months

Tuesday 11th April 2023
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I quite like convoys. Refuse to lead though. That's really down to the fact that I've got the same sense of direction as Captain slow. I tend to adjust my driving to those I'm convoying with. It's quite easy after a few miles following someone to understand their driving style, strengths and weaknesses. And if the person in front of me is a more capable driver I have no objections on going my own pace. But then I do have a bunch of 2 way radios purely for convoying.

MBVitoria

2,533 posts

253 months

Tuesday 11th April 2023
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plenty said:
If you're confident, skilled and able to find the right group of people and spend enough time together to build trust in each others' capabilities and abandon the egos, nothing comes close to the thrill of being part of a convoy of like-minded, well-matched drivers making progress in unison over the ground.

It's how I imagine being a Red Arrows pilot must be like.

Don't knock it until you've experienced it. By 'it' I don't mean a gathering of 25 strangers of wildly varying abilities who have no idea where they're going, inevitably get split up and straggle to the end destination one by one. I mean a squadron of 4-6 experienced drivers who know each well, with routes pre-loaded in the satnav, times and places plotted well in advance to avoid traffic. Bonus points if you're communicating via two-way radios.
Strong cringe...