RE: Fiat Vanda 100HP | Shed of the Week
RE: Fiat Vanda 100HP | Shed of the Week
Friday 19th May 2023

Fiat Vanda 100HP | Shed of the Week

Not a typo, just the answer to a question you never thought to ask


Shed has many vehicles in his possession, or in his yard at least. Technically, most of them belong to the ancient villagers who brought them in for repair work, in some cases several years ago, but in Shed’s view possession is nine-tenths of the law. Unless of course, the law comes a-knocking - in which case he owns nothing.  

The only vehicle Shed owns up to actually owning is his Montego van. That’s because it’s a classic, and thus cheap to insure; it’s a van, and therefore cheap to tax; and it’s a Montego, a vehicle once described by What Car? magazine as ‘very decent’. 

Shed also likes vans because they carry lots of stuff, such as for example the industrial quantities of potatoes that Mrs Shed sends him out to get on a weekly basis. For these duties, his Montego is actually fine but he does sometimes wish it had a bit more performance. 

Which is a roundabout way of saying that he likes this week’s sub-£2,000 offering, a Fiat Vanda 100HP. A what’s that now? Yes, you heard it right, a van conversion of a Panda 100HP, the squirty little sprite that’s long been a staff favourite here at PH Towers. 975kg, 99hp at 6,000rpm, a snappy six-speed gearbox and a well-sorted chassis provide the fun, and with a combined fuel consumption of 43.5mpg to boot. 

All the 100HPs that Shed has told you about in the past have been under £1k, so you’ll probably be swallowing hard at the £1,800 being asked here, but used prices have gone up and in this particular hybrid you are getting bagloads of practicality to go with the general hilarity provided by the regular 100HP. You should maybe stick with the S Class if your motoring life is confined to big or broken roads because no Panda or Vanda 100HP will deliver a hushed ride or defend your derriere against Tarmac attack. They’re a bit understeery at trackdays as well, but on the right A and B roads the queue of cars you’ll be holding up in a 100HP will be short indeed. 

The drivetrain is tough too, so we needn’t be too concerned about the 146,000 miles this one has done, especially as the owner (a PHer, obvs) has invested plenty of time and money into keeping it right. The honest and informative ad copy will give you more than a couple of smiles so we’ll let you skim through that in your own time to gen up on the details of what he’s done to the Panda, but the key non-van-specific items are a new timing belt, water pump, thermostat, spark plugs and tyres, all within the last 18 months or so, plus a nice Pioneer double-DIN audio unit with sat nav, Android Auto and Apple CarPlay in place of the usual weedy Blaupunkt FM radio/MP3 player that was fitted by the factory. 

On top of all that it’s got an Abarth steering wheel and seats. His next plan was to bung a turbo 1.4 Tjet engine into it but the arrival into the family of a little ‘un has obliged him to put this little ‘un on the market. The MOT runs up to the end of August and has a couple of advisories for worn axle bushes and a non-excessive oil leak. Other common faults on the standard 100HP are corrosion to the springs, rear axle and exhaust, worn wheel bearings and slightly over-servoed brakes, but here in the van the addition of a suitable payload should balance things up nicely. 

The rear bumpstops are famously too long on 100HPs but our Vanda man says he has already replaced these (hopefully with shorter ones from the Fiat Coupe, that’s the recommended fix) and renewed the rear dampers. Dodgy lacquer could blight your 100HP bonnet and the heating system might well only blow cold air. Anyone with average to large feet will struggle to rest their left foot in a 100HP, but a few minutes spent hacking away the plastic on the left of the clutch pedal will miraculously produce a solution. 

On the upside, 100HP parts are cheap and so is insurance, relatively speaking anyway, and any trouble that you encounter with the electric power steering system is potentially easily rectified by the insertion of a new battery. In case you were wondering, ‘van’ comes from caravan which comes from the French word caravane, or possibly the Italian word caravana, both of which come from the Persian word karwan or karvan. Who would have thought that Persians had karvans? At least there was plenty of overtaking space in the Persian desert. 


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Billy_Whizzzz

Original Poster:

2,634 posts

173 months

Friday 19th May 2023
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Great shed. Great design. Yes please.

Ianrparker

10 posts

46 months

Friday 19th May 2023
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A Montego van eh shed? Seen a few Maestro's. Must be a rareity that one.

Pablo16v

2,941 posts

227 months

Friday 19th May 2023
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Ianrparker said:
A Montego van eh shed? Seen a few Maestro's. Must be a rareity that one.
My thoughts too unless that's meant to be the joke? It is Shed after all.

SydneyBridge

11,816 posts

188 months

Friday 19th May 2023
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Great advert

Stoned

119 posts

159 months

Friday 19th May 2023
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I imagine you could take that to your local household waste recycling centre without being interrogated by the Gestapo like staff, unlike an actual van.

Olibol

162 posts

115 months

Friday 19th May 2023
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We had a 100hp for 13 years. A perfect little car for general family use and a bit of low-speed fun. It’s a perfect little van too. I did dozens of dump trips in it as it was our most practical family car for much of that time.

Cambs_Stuart

3,536 posts

114 months

Friday 19th May 2023
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Looks like a success all round. Great car, really good advert and decent insight into shed's life.
Here's hoping the rest of Friday goes this well.

Bobupndown

2,977 posts

73 months

Friday 19th May 2023
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Bet the Postmistress has a bright red one of these.

s m

24,479 posts

233 months

Friday 19th May 2023
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Stoned said:
I imagine you could take that to your local household waste recycling centre without being interrogated by the Gestapo like staff, unlike an actual van.
Seems a shame if you’ve just forked out £1800 for it though

BeastieBoy73

822 posts

142 months

Friday 19th May 2023
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Cracking shed!

Would make for a quirky (very) micro camper.

A Panda 4x4 would make a great van as well.

Shame Fiat never built a 100hp version of the current Panda.

Edited by BeastieBoy73 on Friday 19th May 07:47

chickensoup

58 posts

42 months

Friday 19th May 2023
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I think a british petrolhead website does not know its maestros from its montegos

stevie777777

189 posts

205 months

Friday 19th May 2023
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My brother had one of these in red from new for 5 years - I drove it many times. Good old school fun - ride very bouncy on country roads but very under rated car
Gear box was pretty good too lever nice and close being on the dash Honda civic style
Get em while they’re still cheap !

richinlondon

899 posts

152 months

Friday 19th May 2023
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You’ve got to admire someone’s imagination in creating this in the first place

cerb4.5lee

44,912 posts

210 months

Friday 19th May 2023
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Ianrparker said:
A Montego van eh shed? Seen a few Maestro's. Must be a rareity that one.
This brings back many memories for me and I used a Maestro van for work for a couple years many moons ago. My most fond memory was pulling up to a set of lights and the rear brakes locking up, instead of being sat at the lights nose first...I was sat completely sideways on instead!

I also remember having to run a reconditioned engine in it as well, and only being able to do about what felt like 10mph...what a time to be alive! biggrin

MrGeoff

780 posts

202 months

Friday 19th May 2023
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Great shed, brilliant advert, sounds like the sort of person you'd want to buy a car from.

andyholli

28 posts

151 months

Friday 19th May 2023
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SOTW from June 2018 is still in the family, still going strong and has possibly appreciated in five years of work. Thank you Shed for the financially astute advice. And it's been a laugh.

86wasagoodyear

994 posts

126 months

Friday 19th May 2023
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Ad of the year ! Cracking car too.

V8V Quadcamboy

167 posts

53 months

Friday 19th May 2023
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Ianrparker said:
A Montego van eh shed? Seen a few Maestro's. Must be a rareity that one.
Very popular with utility companies, they were.


PSB1967

501 posts

186 months

Friday 19th May 2023
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Pablo16v said:
Ianrparker said:
A Montego van eh shed? Seen a few Maestro's. Must be a rareity that one.
My thoughts too unless that's meant to be the joke? It is Shed after all.
They did exist, I've been in one and fitted a replacement windscreen to it, no doubt someone will produce a pic of one. I think the joke is actually click bait of which you've bitten. (They were a Cowley Z special that was not put into production) Anyway I'm off to oil my beard.

sidewinder500

1,860 posts

124 months

Friday 19th May 2023
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Cracking car with cool mods, nice ad as well.
Great shed!