Crash a car into its name game

[gmaz]

On a long and monotonous drive, we came up with a game of "If you had to choose a car to crash into its name, what would you choose?" Award categories can be anything you think of.

Least damage - Leaf, Polo
Most Difficult - Mirage, Barracuda, Swift
Environmentally unfriendly - Tiger
Most newspaper coverage - Princess
Most Damage - Tucson

[Joeywinkle]

Most spooky - Rolls Royce Ghost

[DanL]

Most expensive - Picasso?

[e46m3c]

Most Fun - Fiesta

[ChocolateFrog]

Comet and Meteor would do some damage.

[sherman]

Not sure if possible- Galaxy

A bit wet- Ford

Need to go to Newcastle - Metro

[gruffgriff]

The Volvo would need to be huge to crash in to the Amazon rain forest, a regular 122 will suffice for the Amazon river.

Ora Funky-cat?

Toyota in to a giant french merde?

[bodhi]

Most likely to end up spending time at His Majesty's Pleasure - Escort

[Puddenchucker]

Smallest impact - Atom

[Harrison-91xcg]

Most likely to get something done: Focus
Most likely to meet Gareth Bale: Golf
Most likely to impress my old 7ft tall maths teacher from Cheshire: Rolls-Royce Phantom VIII Extended Wheelbase 6.75 V12 Twin-Turbo

[snotrag]

Poor lass wouldnt stand a chance.

[RazerSauber]

Vauxhall Adam. For personal reasons, this one would hurt quite a lot.

Vauxhall Nova would be quite the mess for the car.

[E63eeeeee...]

Should really have been more prepared - Scout

[JimbobVFR]

gmaz said:

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Least damage - Leaf, Polo

Most Audi's named after a piece of paper.

[Beethree]

Most cartoony - Plymouth Roadrunner

[drmike37]

It would have to be an Hyundai Kona, but in Portugal.

Astra perhaps for the RAF bods?
Morris, but they might fight back with bells and hankies.

[Dohnut]

Awkward explination to the wife - Gaylord Gladiator

[Blib]

Panda.

[E63eeeeee...]

Strangely complicated - M1
A long drive, and a bit messy at the end - Polestar
Most likely to start tribal warfare - Touareg, Cherokee etc.
Could end well, if fairly gentle crash - Cougar

[TGCOTF-dewey]

e46m3c said:

Most Fun - Fiesta

I'd argue it was the hummer.