RE: New Enyaq vRS is most powerful production Skoda
RE: New Enyaq vRS is most powerful production Skoda
Tuesday 3rd October 2023

New Enyaq vRS is most powerful production Skoda

Flagship gets 340hp and increased range in MY24 update


When we drove the Skoda Enyaq vRS in the UK earlier this year, Matt B noted that the flagship model wasn’t quite as spunky as perhaps you might hope from an electric car touting nearly 300hp. The reason for this (beyond Skoda’s fine-print declaration that it wouldn’t actually produce 300hp unless it were at the right temperature and had the amount of charge and the planets were aligned) was that 300hp probably wasn’t enough anyway. Not for an allegedly sporty derivative in the practical electric family car segment, which, it turns out, is roughly as power-mad as supercar makers were in the ’90s. 

With nothing much to brag about and rivals cropping up from all over the place (hello, China), Skoda has evidently been beavering away at a solution - and thanks to a recalibration of the motors and some new power management software, it has found one. Consequently, as part of a wider update to the MY24 car, from the end of this month, the vRS will come with 340hp and a claimed 0-62mph time of 5.5 seconds. (No word on torque output so we’ll assume that stays the same at 339lb ft.) According to its maker, this makes it the most powerful production Skoda ever. 

But it’s the improved sprint time which speaks to the objective of all this software fettling. The vRS previously managed 62mph in 6.5mph, which, not so long ago, would have been considered brisk for a family car weighing a good deal more than two tonnes - but now seems as interminable as a Wes Anderson film. Knocking a second off the wait ought to liven things up a bit (indeed, the manufacturer claims it sets a new benchmark for Skodas in general) even if the rest of the car plods along in that steadfast, safety-first way that tends to mark out all vRS-badged variants. 

Moreover, and certainly of no less significance to buyers, is that the additional power does not come at the expense of efficiency. Quite the opposite, in fact - Skoda says its engineers' time in front of a laptop has delivered more range, not less. True, the 15/16 mile increase is not game-changing, but (trust us) every mile does count, and there’s a certain pleasing roundedness to the 340 miles the SUV will now manage between charges. And when you do make it to a vacant plug socket, the vRS will now accept 175kW on a rapid DC charger where previously it would only manage 135kW. So it’s faster there, too. Win-win. On paper at least. 


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Silvanus

Original Poster:

6,913 posts

53 months

Tuesday 3rd October 2023
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No doubt a very impressively engineered car. But why does it have to look so bland and generic. Remove the badges and the vast majority of people would struggle to know what it is. I miss Skoda's like the Yeti and Roomster.

Robertb

3,868 posts

268 months

Tuesday 3rd October 2023
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Silvanus said:
No doubt a very impressively engineered car. But why does it have to look so bland and generic. Remove the badges and the vast majority of people would struggle to know what it is. I miss Skoda's like the Yeti and Roomster.
I suppose the typical customer base don't really care, as long as it looks inoffensive and works.

The Yeti was a fine machine though, and seemed to win new customers who'd never considered such a car.

benjidog

121 posts

91 months

Tuesday 3rd October 2023
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That looks grim. Especially from the rear three quarters.

''....hey that Model Y Tesla looks great from the rear let's copy that"

David87

7,031 posts

242 months

Tuesday 3rd October 2023
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Not good enough.

Silvanus

Original Poster:

6,913 posts

53 months

Tuesday 3rd October 2023
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Robertb said:
Silvanus said:
No doubt a very impressively engineered car. But why does it have to look so bland and generic. Remove the badges and the vast majority of people would struggle to know what it is. I miss Skoda's like the Yeti and Roomster.
I suppose the typical customer base don't really care, as long as it looks inoffensive and works.

The Yeti was a fine machine though, and seemed to win new customers who'd never considered such a car.
The Yeti was a great car and far more successful than Skoda expected. The replacement was pretty unforgettable and less practical. I know a couple of Yeti owners that struggled to find cars to replace them.

Ninja59

3,691 posts

142 months

Tuesday 3rd October 2023
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Interior looks nice, but just about everything else hmm goes along the lines of:
Expensive
A bit slow

Some reason I like it though.

Hairymonster

1,678 posts

135 months

Tuesday 3rd October 2023
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Not unappealing, but not really that appealing either.

I wish I could get excited or at least a bit enthusiastic about electric cars - frankly they all leave me cold.

budgie smuggler

6,065 posts

189 months

Tuesday 3rd October 2023
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benjidog said:
That looks grim. Especially from the rear three quarters.

''....hey that Model Y Tesla looks great from the rear let's copy that"
Yeah I wish they'd fk this coupe SUV style off. Reduced practicality and it looks st.

theicemario

1,575 posts

105 months

Tuesday 3rd October 2023
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Great, another Tesla Model Y thingy. What do those do better than a Model 3?

I wish people who buy these stupid SUVs would fk off. Selfish tts

anonymous-user

84 months

Tuesday 3rd October 2023
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budgie smuggler said:
Yeah I wish they'd fk this coupe SUV style off. Reduced practicality and it looks st.
Wot e said.

MrGTI6

3,308 posts

160 months

Tuesday 3rd October 2023
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From the title, I was hoping to read about a new hot hatch or at least something vaguely interesting.

Very disappointed! What an unpleasant thing.

GT9

9,017 posts

202 months

Tuesday 3rd October 2023
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The Yeti has a drag coefficient of 0.37, the Enyaq Coupe is 0.234
the Yeti's biggest energy consumer is the inefficiency of the engine, which means it doesn't matter what the car looks like because the Yeti's fuel tank holds 600 kWh worth of fuel.
The Enyaq's biggest energy consumer is aero drag and its battery holds 62-82 kWh, an order of magnitude less than the stored energy the Yeti carries.
All EVs need to look like this if you want them to go further from a given battery size.
EVs and profligate wasting of energy are not a good combination.
Yeah, I know, not very PH.




PistonTim

740 posts

169 months

Tuesday 3rd October 2023
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It has more range because the MY2024 takes the battery pack from 77 to 85kWh, the same as in the VW ID Buzz high end version and it will eventually be rolled out to all generic VAG EV offerings.

So actually considering the increase in battery size its actually LESS efficient than before, which is not unsurprising given the output hike.

Augustus Windsock

3,796 posts

185 months

Tuesday 3rd October 2023
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“ The vRS previously managed 62mph in 6.5mph, which, not so long ago, would have been considered brisk for a family car weighing a good deal more than two tonnes”

As Baldrick might say, that’s Gobble-a-duke….
The proof-reading hamster is obviously on annual leave…

Firebobby

998 posts

69 months

Tuesday 3rd October 2023
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Not for me. Too bland, too indistinctive, and ultimately to expensive.

CarlosTheJackal

10 posts

264 months

Tuesday 3rd October 2023
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Christ on a tricycle, that's fugly. And heavy too - I can't see a 2.2 tonne car that size being the last word in dynamism or handling finesse.

I do totally 'get' that even modest EVs can do the impressive "accelerating very quickly for a period of time" bit, but they do seem to be ponies in need of rather more tricks. And at £52k and up, it's not exactly a bargain.

Mabbs9

1,670 posts

248 months

Tuesday 3rd October 2023
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We have a boggo Enyaq as the family car. I expected to hate it. It's actually really good. Generic maybe, a bit dull maybe but to drive daily dropping kids about the place It's near perfect. I'm fortunate to not need to rely on it to be fun but it's way better than I expected. I imagine this is pretty good too.

Water Fairy

6,611 posts

185 months

Tuesday 3rd October 2023
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theicemario said:
Great, another Tesla Model Y thingy. What do those do better than a Model 3?

I wish people who buy these stupid SUVs would fk off. Selfish tts
sleep



E30KB

301 posts

94 months

Tuesday 3rd October 2023
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What's that colour called , "Paramedic"?.

Loved the Octavia Vrs mk 1
Loved the Fabia Vrs mk1

Everything Vrs that followed? - no thanks.

rossub

5,979 posts

220 months

Tuesday 3rd October 2023
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benjidog said:
That looks grim. Especially from the rear three quarters.

''....hey that Model Y Tesla looks great from the rear let's copy that"
… and while we’re at it, let’s copy what BMW are doing with their gopping front ends.

This deserves to be aborted.