Where are all the stolen RRS/Evoques/Discos going?
Where are all the stolen RRS/Evoques/Discos going?
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Dog Star

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17,609 posts

198 months

Friday 17th November 2023
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Don’t jump on me for bad maths here - I’ve just taken figures I’m seeing in the press and multiplying them just out of interest.

Following on from a thread I was on on FB I did some back of fag packet calculations and - if my maths is right - the results are pretty incredible…

I’m seeing figures of 90 per day in London. Let’s conservatively extrapolate this over the entire UK and call it 150 a day.

Assuming 30 days per month that’s 4500 a month.
Assuming 5.5 metres length needed per vehicle that’s a queue 24.75km of Rangies being nicked every month.

I realise that there’s a lot of assumptions built into the above, but even if you halve it it’s still absolutely mind blowing.

Where are all these cars going? Where are they being stashed?

Surely the supply of RRs to steal will run out? Do JLR even sell that many a month?

And the MET - they don’t know anything about who is doing this or where the cars go? The quantities are so vast I can’t actually believe it.

And this is before we even start on all the other nicked cars.

anonymous-user

84 months

Friday 17th November 2023
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Stuck in a container somewhere quiet and then shipped internationally toot sweet, I reckon

Silvanus

6,913 posts

53 months

Friday 17th November 2023
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I reckon LR are stealing them so they can use them for parts.

normalbloke

8,901 posts

249 months

Friday 17th November 2023
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How accurate are these numbers?If not, are there accurate numbers by brand/make/model?
Do we have a link?

sjg

7,677 posts

295 months

Friday 17th November 2023
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LR sold about 43k cars last year, so roughly 3500 a month.

26,117 car thefts in London in 2022, 98,730 in the UK.

5200 of them were Range Rovers

Anecdotally, lots seem to get stolen multiple times. It seems trivial for any idiot with the right (relatively cheap) kit to steal one but they tend to just park it up somewhere for a few days to see if it has a tracker - given that most insurers now require one, the owner just goes and gets their car back.

Those that do disappear - sent overseas either whole or chopped into smaller parts.

TIGA84

5,594 posts

261 months

Friday 17th November 2023
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Dog Star said:
Don’t jump on me for bad maths here - I’ve just taken figures I’m seeing in the press and multiplying them just out of interest.

Following on from a thread I was on on FB I did some back of fag packet calculations and - if my maths is right - the results are pretty incredible…

I’m seeing figures of 90 per day in London. Let’s conservatively extrapolate this over the entire UK and call it 150 a day.

Assuming 30 days per month that’s 4500 a month.
Assuming 5.5 metres length needed per vehicle that’s a queue 24.75km of Rangies being nicked every month.

I realise that there’s a lot of assumptions built into the above, but even if you halve it it’s still absolutely mind blowing.

Where are all these cars going? Where are they being stashed?

Surely the supply of RRs to steal will run out? Do JLR even sell that many a month?

And the MET - they don’t know anything about who is doing this or where the cars go? The quantities are so vast I can’t actually believe it.

And this is before we even start on all the other nicked cars.
I agree, I do wonder if there's nearly 50,000 people a year in Europe (using your maths - which I'm not disputing btw) willing to pay for and run around in a nicked UK Rangie - surely RHD is a massive pain in the arse in Albania or wherever they're going and they aren't exactly going to blend in. Unless everyone's got one I suppose!biggrin

Newc

2,195 posts

212 months

Friday 17th November 2023
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Wikipedia: Some countries which drive on the left
Bangladesh
Botswana
Brunei
East Timor
Eswatini
Indonesia
India
Kenya
Lesotho
Malawi
Malaysia
Mauritius
Mozambique
Namibia
Pakistan
South Africa
Sri Lanka
Tanzania
Thailand
Uganda
Zambia
Zimbabwe

CraigyMc

18,369 posts

266 months

Friday 17th November 2023
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Pickle_Party_247 said:
Stuck in a container somewhere quiet and then shipped internationally toot sweet, I reckon
Do you mean tout suite?

sjg

7,677 posts

295 months

Friday 17th November 2023
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TIGA84 said:
I agree, I do wonder if there's nearly 50,000 people a year in Europe (using your maths - which I'm not disputing btw) willing to pay for and run around in a nicked UK Rangie - surely RHD is a massive pain in the arse in Albania or wherever they're going and they aren't exactly going to blend in. Unless everyone's got one I suppose!biggrin
A lot of southern and eastern African countries are RHD.

Parts can go all over the place as many aren't LHD/RHD specific.

Triumph Man

9,614 posts

198 months

Friday 17th November 2023
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Silvanus said:
I reckon LR are stealing them so they can use them for parts.
hehe sounds like a bad movie plot, with the bad guy being Gerry McGovern (to Discovery enthusiasts he already is, but that's another story)

Cheib

25,390 posts

205 months

Friday 17th November 2023
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I thought most of these cars get broken for parts ? I imagine Russia has huge demand given they can’t buy parts officially.

Hammersia

1,564 posts

45 months

Friday 17th November 2023
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CraigyMc said:
Pickle_Party_247 said:
Stuck in a container somewhere quiet and then shipped internationally toot sweet, I reckon
Do you mean tout suite?
Nope he's correct.

Quite an appropriate expression that will be appreciated by the etymologic linguists.

rallycross

13,754 posts

267 months

Friday 17th November 2023
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Cheib said:
I thought most of these cars get broken for parts ? I imagine Russia has huge demand given they can’t buy parts officially.
I think shipped to EE mostly broken for parts, some converted to lhd.

Parts then sold by likes of eBay across Europe.

TikTak

3,092 posts

49 months

Friday 17th November 2023
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Yup a lot of these end up in chop shops for parts that are easier to ship and harder to trace/recover.

Otherwise being RHD has no bearing really. Bodge conversions can be done as things like MOT doesn't matter in the places they end up.

Easten Europe/West Asia typically, parts end up in places like Saudi/UAE as there's plenty of rich over there with big SUVs.



A.J.M

8,390 posts

216 months

Friday 17th November 2023
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There’s huge demand for parts, body panels, lights etc for accident repairs.

Then replacement engines for other cars.

Some do get shipped out.
A guy on one of the stolen FB pages saw his car, still with the U.K. plates, in Uganda.

There was a large chop shop found earlier this year.
100 front ends of cars of modern landys found.

But then, lots of various models and makes get stolen, JLR just have a crap security atm which isn’t helping and the weakness in a well known.
Mk2 sport, cut open the tailgate and the wiring inside can be accessed to open the car.
So any mk2 sport with a sticker in the top right of the tailgate should be checked as it’s known to stick a U.K. sticker over it to hide it.

r5kdt

509 posts

215 months

Friday 17th November 2023
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Didn't they find a load of these in Cyprus a few years ago?

Dashnine

1,713 posts

80 months

Friday 17th November 2023
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Hammersia said:
CraigyMc said:
Pickle_Party_247 said:
Stuck in a container somewhere quiet and then shipped internationally toot sweet, I reckon
Do you mean tout suite?
Nope he's correct.

Quite an appropriate expression that will be appreciated by the etymologic linguists.
Or fans of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang - and we know dogs love their Range and Land Rovers!

Ivan stewart

2,792 posts

66 months

Friday 17th November 2023
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Stolen for parts or making ringers ,
The insurance companies have stopped the salvage people selling airbag kits from damaged vehicles so that is going to fuel a lot of theft …

OscarIndia

1,216 posts

202 months

Friday 17th November 2023
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CraigyMc said:
Do you mean tout suite?
Did you mean Tout de suite?
If you're getting picky....