RE: 2024 Alfa Romeo Stelvio Quadrifoglio | UK Review
RE: 2024 Alfa Romeo Stelvio Quadrifoglio | UK Review
Friday 15th March 2024

2024 Alfa Romeo Stelvio Quadrifoglio | UK Review

So the latest Giulia is the greatest - what of the Stelvio?


The Alfa Romeo Stelvio Quadrifoglio was always a very easy car to like. Where some super SUVs aimed to replicate the super-saloon experience from a higher vantage point (or distance the driver from what was going on entirely), Alfa took the opportunity with its first entrant to make a twin-turbo, V6 hot hatch. It accelerated, stopped and steered like nothing else in the segment, in the best way possible. 

While most were could be considered lardy, lazy school-run SUVs given an eight-cylinder kick up the behind, the Stelvio was relatively light, supremely agile, and absolutely brimming with energy. Which sounds like every Italian car stereotype ever, but it was true: nothing else like the Quadrifoglio possessed the same appetite for revs, corners and taking the long way home. The ability to inject excitement into any drive, be that the nursery run or a sunny Sunday morning, was perhaps the Stelvio’s most endearing attribute. Many more overtly sporting cars could have learned something from it when it came to an immersive sense of occasion. 

So Alfa Romeo hasn’t changed very much with this one. The cynics will say, of course, that with not very long left for a fairly small-selling, petrol-powered flagship, there wasn’t going to be a raft of tweaks even if the car needed them. There’s some truth in that, though Alfa will also know that there’s little need to fix what isn’t broken. Having a USP in 2024, when so much feels so samey, is to be celebrated. So it’s a similar refresh to the Giulia, with a new front end, revised dash display, a rework of the dampers and a mechanical limited-slip diff at the back axle.

In isolation, the Stelvio feels much as it always has, which is to say effervescent, eager, borderline frenzied in the way it wants to get down a road. At a cruise it can make the car a little wearing, the super sharp throttle and steering never really settling into a sedate groove - but when presented with the right opportunity it’s a genuinely exhilarating SUV. Crucially, too, it does feel improved over the old model in this regard, locking down its mass more convincingly and slingshotting out of bends like it’s a rally car. Sat up high with a good view (though probably perched on the seat more than cocooned by it), there can’t be much faster down a testing road. The sternest damper setting only really serves to remind you how much heavier than a Giulia the Stelvio is, and how much stiffer it needs to be as a result. Race and the mid-tier suspension mode are more than good enough. 

A brief go on a small circuit is enlightening to say the least, the Stelvio determined in Race to send as much torque rearwards as possible. All part of the madcap character of course, the fronts receiving just enough to mean that any oversteer doesn’t need very much correction. It’s fast, furious and undoubtedly fun - it promises to be a hoot in the rain - though does expose some limitations. Obviously it’s not wildly relevant, but Quadrifoglios have been seen on track days, so maybe it’s not daft either. 

Not only is the four-wheel-drive system not quite as decisive and seamless as something like BMW xDrive - perhaps exacerbated by that fairly aggressively tuned rear diff - the suspension doesn’t much enjoy the treatment. The car won’t settle, regardless of mode, skipping across the surface to ensure that the oversteer so easily achieved is never much enjoyed. Where time away from the road highlighted an additional welcome dimension to the Giulia’s character, the same couldn’t be said of the SUV. It’s fun up to a point, fast and pointy, but certainly has a comfort zone it’d rather operate in. Most likely those determined to drive it hard would find an optimal technique, though certainly it’s not as immediately accommodating of hamfistedness as the Giulia. If that matters. 

As the even more expensive prospect (to the tune of £10k), and with family use surely in mind, a few of the grievances of this platform are harder to overlook than in the Giulia. It’s just not very nice inside for £90,000, and the refinement issues highlighted in the saloon are exacerbated by the bluffer shape. People probably aren’t choosing between the Quadrifoglios, though driving them back to back does highlight some stark differences. Everything that the Stelvio does well - and there’s plenty, from turn-in bite to ferocious acceleration - is improved upon in the Giulia. The less good bits of the saloon, like a ride that can be made OTT and a hair-trigger throttle, feel even more irksome. Even by SUV standards, it’s hard to overlook a few issues not quite befitting of the RRP. 

Arguably that was never really the point of the Stelvio Quadrifoglio. It was about delivering the most fun possible in a vaguely family-friendly shape, from the sound it made to the agility of the handling. That it had five seats and a big boot almost felt like additional benefits to the enormous thrill of driving a four-wheel-drive maniac. But times change, and as with them do expectations - arguably what it offers the SUV buyer now isn’t quite as compelling as it once was. The Giulia is in the autumn of its life more desirable than ever; the same can’t quite be said for the Stelvio.

It’s undoubtedly still a hugely likeable car, chiefly because it's fizzy and frenetic in a way no other SUV is. But it encapsulates the downside of that approach as well. Moreover, if you like the idea of a Stelvio Quadrifoglio (bravo on a fine choice) then something a couple of years old will probably do the job just as well. That does feel a tiny bit tedious as consumer advice given there is so little time left to enjoy the V6, but there we go. £90k buys better fast SUVs, put most simply - and the latest raft of updates feels to have worked more magic on the Giulia. Those who like the idea of 500hp+ Stelvio will absolutely still love the execution, but they won't need a brand-new one to scratch the itch. 


SPECIFICATION | 2024 ALFA ROMEO STELVIO QUADRIFOGLIO

Engine: 2,891cc, V6 twin-turbo
Transmission: 8-speed auto, rear-wheel drive
Power (hp): 520@6,500rpm
Torque (lb ft): 443@2,500rpm
0-62mph: 3.8sec
Top speed: 176mph
Weight: 1,905kg
MPG: 23.9
CO2: 267g/km
Price: £87,195 (price as standard; price as tested £90,745 comprising Driver Assistance L2 Pack for £1,550 and Montreal Green paint for £2,000)

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Julian Scott

Original Poster:

4,308 posts

52 months

Friday 15th March 2024
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I looked at one of these briefly as a follow on to the Giulia QF. They are staggeringly good and I definitely agree with the Hot Hatch rather than SUV description, which ironically, for me pushed me more towards the SVR I bought instead.

Had I come from a less capable, less 'pointy' car, the Stelivio might have got the nod....even if primarily as I wouldn't have realised how dire the Alfa dealer are....which would almost certainly stop me buying another Alfa, shame as the Giulia was probably the best (and most trouble free) car I've ever owned.

Gruntled

192 posts

107 months

Friday 15th March 2024
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Love this car, right price point, excellent engine, perfect for my needs and wanted to order it. Contacted the nearest Alfa dealer which happens to be 950km away (from our house in Canada), which also happens to be our nearest service agent. No European delivery possible (currently live in Europe)… so big fat NO.

ingenieur

4,643 posts

209 months

Friday 15th March 2024
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what an ugly thing that is!

Hub

7,112 posts

226 months

Friday 15th March 2024
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Possibly one for a separate topic, but how long are Alfa going to realistically going to persist with the UK market?

When was the last time anyone saw a new one? I've seen one of the new Tonale smaller SUVs and that should be a volume seller. The Stelvio and Giulia are very old now too.

Twoshoe

994 posts

212 months

Friday 15th March 2024
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ingenieur said:
what an ugly thing that is!
Agreed - dumpy and dated, unlike the Giulia which still looks great even though it's quite old now.

Wadeski

8,993 posts

241 months

Friday 15th March 2024
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I don't get it...this is the only relevant car they sell (well, Stelvio not QF specifically). Where I live it outsells the Giulia by 50% every year. You actually see them around fairly frequently.

Just like Jaguar with the F-pace, they seemed determined to ignore the only thing that will keep the lights on. Where is the updated interior, Alfa? Where is the long wheelbase version with a third row?

The sales team and product planners must hate each other.

smilo996

3,772 posts

198 months

Friday 15th March 2024
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2 tons of physics defying pointlessness. Funny how people discuss SUV's seriously.

aspender

1,405 posts

293 months

Friday 15th March 2024
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As a former owner of two Stelvios (one Quad) the new lights on this one are a letdown. They work on the Guilia but the original Stelvio DRLs were much better IMO.

mjlloyd500

246 posts

114 months

Friday 15th March 2024
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As an ex owner of 3 stelvios. .it's not a bmw audi mercedes jaguar and all those pig ugly Korean pieces of turd .enough said

CarlosSainz100

715 posts

148 months

Friday 15th March 2024
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In the flesh I think these look loads better than the photos would have you believe.

But 90k? Jeez.

ManyMotors

1,090 posts

126 months

Friday 15th March 2024
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Nice looking, apparently fun and seemingly expensive. From what I read, it may not perform reliably. Do something, Carlos!

FlukePlay

1,179 posts

173 months

Friday 15th March 2024
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Julian Scott said:
I looked at one of these briefly as a follow on to the Giulia QF. They are staggeringly good and I definitely agree with the Hot Hatch rather than SUV description, which ironically, for me pushed me more towards the SVR I bought instead.

Had I come from a less capable, less 'pointy' car, the Stelivio might have got the nod....even if primarily as I wouldn't have realised how dire the Alfa dealer are....which would almost certainly stop me buying another Alfa, shame as the Giulia was probably the best (and most trouble free) car I've ever owned.
85K or thereabouts for the F-Pace SVR does seem like good value to me. I'd give the SVR a nod over the Stelvio for sure.

DeltaEvo2

882 posts

220 months

Friday 15th March 2024
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Great car, a Giulia with more practicality, 4x4 traction and slightly better acceleration. I like it. I'd take it over any rivals.

Joeogilvie

18 posts

54 months

Friday 15th March 2024
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Bought one new 33 months ago for £67k including options - it’s been completely trouble free, and on the right roads is real fun to drive - I share the view that it’s quite “hot hatchy” in its chassis behaviour.

You can still buy 2023 model QF’s that are new or pre-registered for the kind of money I paid nearly three years ago - the 2024 spec difference cannot justify another £20k over that.

The brakes are grabby at slow speed and the low speed ride is brittle on the 21inch wheels. At the price point when it was bought, I was happy to compromise on the in car tech and some of the interior materials. Fuel consumption is also a bit grim, which even if you’re happy to pay for it, means you are filling it up often. Styling is obviously subjective, but I think it’s one of the better looking SUV’s.

I need something that’s more practical than a Giulia, so all the comparisons that people endlessly make with the Giulia QF are no more useful to me than comparing a GLC 63 with a C63 - it’s a different car, and is usually aimed at a different customer.

The current price point is just too punchy in my opinion - I suspect they just won’t move them, or Alfa will have to discount them directly, or indirectly via subsidised finance deals.

My local Alfa dealer is Wilson’s of Epsom - they have a master technician who generally does QF’s - I have had absolutely excellent service from them.

Julian Scott

Original Poster:

4,308 posts

52 months

Friday 15th March 2024
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smilo996 said:
2 tons of physics defying pointlessness. Funny how people discuss SUV's seriously.
Nothing like as funny as watching self-appointed Demigods feeling the need to define any car they don't like as universally 'pointless' in order to protect their fragile egos

Julian Scott

Original Poster:

4,308 posts

52 months

Friday 15th March 2024
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Wadeski said:
I don't get it...this is the only relevant car they sell (well, Stelvio not QF specifically). Where I live it outsells the Giulia by 50% every year. You actually see them around fairly frequently.

Just like Jaguar with the F-pace, they seemed determined to ignore the only thing that will keep the lights on. Where is the updated interior, Alfa? Where is the long wheelbase version with a third row?

The sales team and product planners must hate each other.
Nothing fundamentally wrong with the interior IMO, especially in light of competitor offerings.

And I'm not sure any car in this sector offers a long-wheelbase version with a third row of seats?

Wadeski

8,993 posts

241 months

Friday 15th March 2024
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Julian Scott said:
Wadeski said:
I don't get it...this is the only relevant car they sell (well, Stelvio not QF specifically). Where I live it outsells the Giulia by 50% every year. You actually see them around fairly frequently.

Just like Jaguar with the F-pace, they seemed determined to ignore the only thing that will keep the lights on. Where is the updated interior, Alfa? Where is the long wheelbase version with a third row?

The sales team and product planners must hate each other.
Nothing fundamentally wrong with the interior IMO, especially in light of competitor offerings.

And I'm not sure any car in this sector offers a long-wheelbase version with a third row of seats?
Most of the top sellers do - X5, GLE etc?

So do the "unusual" choices that the Stelvio likely falls into consideration with like the Acura MDX, various Lexus...


valiant

14,023 posts

188 months

Friday 15th March 2024
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Looks good.

Seriously tempted by these as my next car in a couple of years.

Julian Scott

Original Poster:

4,308 posts

52 months

Friday 15th March 2024
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Wadeski said:
Julian Scott said:
Wadeski said:
I don't get it...this is the only relevant car they sell (well, Stelvio not QF specifically). Where I live it outsells the Giulia by 50% every year. You actually see them around fairly frequently.

Just like Jaguar with the F-pace, they seemed determined to ignore the only thing that will keep the lights on. Where is the updated interior, Alfa? Where is the long wheelbase version with a third row?

The sales team and product planners must hate each other.
Nothing fundamentally wrong with the interior IMO, especially in light of competitor offerings.

And I'm not sure any car in this sector offers a long-wheelbase version with a third row of seats?
Most of the top sellers do - X5, GLE etc?

So do the "unusual" choices that the Stelvio likely falls into consideration with like the Acura MDX, various Lexus...
X5/GLE etc are a class/size above. The Stelvio as you say, is F-Pace/Velar/X3 size.

Silvanus

6,910 posts

51 months

Friday 15th March 2024
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Hub said:
Possibly one for a separate topic, but how long are Alfa going to realistically going to persist with the UK market?

When was the last time anyone saw a new one? I've seen one of the new Tonale smaller SUVs and that should be a volume seller. The Stelvio and Giulia are very old now too.
They have sold 133 cars so far this year, can't see them sticking with that for much longer.