RE: BMW M Performance Parts arrive for new X3
RE: BMW M Performance Parts arrive for new X3
Thursday 29th August 2024

BMW M Performance Parts arrive for new X3

No M car replacement yet, but you can make an X3 look like one


Funny concept, the BMW M Performance Parts. As the standard BMWs and M cars get ever more capable and even more, erm, 'striking' to look at, so the accessories must become more daring as well. And surely, you’d think, there can’t be that much demand for an even faster M3 or even more aggressive M2. Yet the catalogue now covers more models with more parts than ever before, and we have it on good authority that the BMW accessories empire makes more money than the entire Motorrad division. So they’re not stopping. And definitely not when it comes to the latest X3. 

What you’re looking at here is a new M50 xDrive, already available with an M Sport Package and a M Sport Package Pro, kitted out with a full suite of M Performance Parts. BMW reckons the new bits ‘perfectly match the geometry and monolithic appearance of the new X3’.

This is the first time BMW’s mid-range SUV has been offered with an M Performance front splitter, here a three-part item in high gloss black for ‘a decidedly distinctive appearance’. It can be paired with an M Performance grille for a particularly mean visage, but it doesn’t stop there: the rear diffuser is available in carbon reinforced plastic or polyurethane, the mirrors can be carbon, and the new exhaust tailpipes also get M embossing. The boot badges can be made black, too. 

Then there's the M Performance roof edge spoiler. You’ve got to admire the bravery in offering up a wing best suited to an Evo or a mad hot hatch for a family SUV; there’s nothing to stop X3 buyers (with enough money) adding a high-gloss black or body-coloured skyscraper to their new car. BMW says that ‘it not only optimises the aerodynamic properties of the new BMW X3, but also adds a particularly dynamic touch to the rear of the vehicle’. You can say that again.  

Those after the whole kit and kaboodle will be pleased to know that 22-inch wheels are available - on an X3! - as well as the side decals. Inside there’s more ‘precisely honed racing flair’ with carbon or aluminum door sills, stainless steel pedal covers, M Performance floor mats, a key case… you get the idea. It’s a lot of trinkets, seemingly, but the people keep coming back.

Prices haven’t yet been released for the latest batch of bits, so we don’t know exactly what they’ll add to the £66,980 asking price of an M50. But bear in mind that for the last X3 the carbon mirrors are almost £1,000, the decals £142 and a set of 21-inch Style 701 wheels five grand and it’s clear that the expanded offering won’t be a cheap one. Unless the badges stay at £50. But for folk who really, really want to stand out at the school gates, an X3 on 22s with that spoiler will likely achieve it. You’ll certainly know a BMW M Performance Parts car when you see one - check out this M2


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UncleGoat

Original Poster:

74 posts

84 months

Thursday 29th August 2024
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That's just tragic

fflump

3,491 posts

67 months

Thursday 29th August 2024
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You’ve got to admire the bravery in offering up a wing best suited to an Evo or a mad hot hatch for a family SUV; there’s nothing to stop X3 buyers (with enough money) adding a high-gloss black or body-coloured skyscraper to their new car. BMW says that ‘it not only optimises the aerodynamic properties of the new BMW X3, but also adds a particularly dynamic touch to the rear of the vehicle’.

There's a fine line between bravery and stupidity. It looks preposterous.


GreatScott2016

2,510 posts

117 months

Thursday 29th August 2024
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UncleGoat said:
That's just tragic
It really is smile

Krikkit

27,938 posts

210 months

Thursday 29th August 2024
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fflump said:
You’ve got to admire the bravery in offering up a wing best suited to an Evo or a mad hot hatch for a family SUV; there’s nothing to stop X3 buyers (with enough money) adding a high-gloss black or body-coloured skyscraper to their new car. BMW says that ‘it not only optimises the aerodynamic properties of the new BMW X3, but also adds a particularly dynamic touch to the rear of the vehicle’.

There's a fine line between bravery and stupidity. It looks preposterous.
Preposterous is the perfect word. Idiotic peacockery at its finest.

fantheman80

2,603 posts

78 months

Thursday 29th August 2024
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The spoilers look like grab handles for putting stuff on a roof rack

Giantt

943 posts

65 months

Thursday 29th August 2024
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Which 'Motor sport ' is this involved in?

David87

7,021 posts

241 months

Thursday 29th August 2024
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Imagine a BMW M Performance Parts E39 M5 or E46 M3. No, I can't either. hehe

Complete toss as usual, but if it makes money then who can blame them. No way are those the 22" wheels - they don't even look that big?!

smilo996

3,825 posts

199 months

Thursday 29th August 2024
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Not one of those items adds performance. This is the world of the SUV, a virtual reality of making a breeze block attractive to people living in a fantasy where bricks mean sport and performance.
Another tragedy, it will sell well. Comes with another cup holder & custom high performance trainers, for off-roading on dusty concrete.

TheMilkyBarKid

878 posts

58 months

Thursday 29th August 2024
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It’s actually quite an achievement to take a car that’s so ugly to start with and then make it look much worse. Dear god..

996_3.4

92 posts

37 months

Thursday 29th August 2024
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Still better than the aerokit on the 45AMG Mercs...

... which isn't much of an achievement.

Every day a journey

3,138 posts

67 months

Thursday 29th August 2024
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Knew I’d seen those ‘winglet’ spoiler things somewhere before


SmithCorona

849 posts

58 months

Thursday 29th August 2024
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UncleGoat said:
That's just tragic
I think the thread should be locked after this post. There is nothing more accurate or succinct that can be said.

620S

432 posts

227 months

Thursday 29th August 2024
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Option of a turd to be sprinkled with glitter!

ex-devonpaul

1,738 posts

166 months

Thursday 29th August 2024
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Wow - that will have Project Kahn worried.

Doesn't really solve the issue of the elephant on the front though.

Om

2,187 posts

107 months

Thursday 29th August 2024
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Those 'pushing handles' on the back are reminiscent of a couple of black wheelie bins sat at the kerb. Prophetic.

BikeSausage

734 posts

97 months

Thursday 29th August 2024
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Om said:
Those 'pushing handles' on the back are reminiscent of a couple of black wheelie bins sat at the kerb. Prophetic.
They so are. Tragic and needy.

Spudgunassassin

91 posts

25 months

Thursday 29th August 2024
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I’m sure the “jingle jangle, keeping up with the Jones, financed to the hilt, Turkey teeth tracksuit wearing” type will love it, especially in white!

I’ll pass thanks.

911Spanker

3,642 posts

45 months

Thursday 29th August 2024
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Looks great. Will it improve lap times?

DaveyBoyWonder

3,880 posts

203 months

Thursday 29th August 2024
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UncleGoat said:
That's just tragic
Perfect summary

Electronicpants

3,116 posts

217 months

Thursday 29th August 2024
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Not sure myself, but my pals Harry and Lloyd are very enthusiastic.