RE: Toyota makes latest Land Cruiser 70 even better
RE: Toyota makes latest Land Cruiser 70 even better
Friday 6th December 2024

Toyota makes latest Land Cruiser 70 even better

New-old Land Cruiser, sold where the going is liable to get tough, gets tougher


You don’t strictly need to know about what Toyota is doing to a niche model on the other side of the planet, but it’s hard to stop writing about the Land Cruiser 70 Series; a) because it’s among the oldest cars still in production, and is therefore unassailably cool in a world vacuously obsessed with newness, and b) its heritage speaks to a level of toughness that makes most modern-day equivalents look like the cast of Strictly Come Dancing. Also, it’s a slow Friday before a big storm and PH likes to muse on which car would be most comforting to own in a hurricane. 

So it is with uncanny timing that Toyota Australia has announced that plans to extend the current range - which was comprehensively refreshed this time last year - with a new manual transmission have finally come to fruition. Granted, the gearbox is being introduced in part to cover the gaping hole where the three-pedal V8 turbodiesel used to sit (a version so manly you probably need to know the colour of the boathouse at Hereford to live up to it) but even that point simply confirms Toyota’s status as the one mainstream manufacturer actually dedicated to giving customers what they want. 

“When we discontinued the V8 Land Cruiser 70 Series earlier this year, we know there were some customers lamenting the absence of a manual gearbox in the range, so we wanted to ensure we were able to offer all our customers a range of powertrain options and this new manual fits the bill perfectly,” noted Toyota Australia exec, Sean Hanley. 

Even more perfect (as in perfectly attuned to the product), the chosen gearbox only features five speeds. Comforting for V8 owners making the transition - it only had five too - and conceptually satisfying because we like to imagine Toyota considering six ratios, and rejecting the last one as extraneous and decadent. The manufacturer says the new transmission has been designed to make the most of the engine’s torque output with shorter first, second and even third gears to enhance start-off performance, with a lengthened fifth aiding fuel economy when going from Sausage Gully to Humpybong. 

The engine in question is the common-rail 2.8-litre four-pot fashioned specifically to suit the 70’s requirements, summoning up 204hp and 369lb ft of torque when twinned with the six-speed automatic. Somewhat disappointingly, and despite some additional strengthening, manual buyers will need to make do with only 332lb ft of the good stuff - but they can console themselves with $2,000 saving that the three-pedal derivative offers over the equivalent slusher. Accordingly, a GXL wagon will set you back $77,800 - or around £39k. 

Toyota has neglected to provide pictures of the proud manual lever in its new setting, although it suggests that some centre console storage has been sacrificed to make space for it. A small price to pay for what is arguably one of the most beguiling off-roaders for sale anywhere in the world. Shame you’ll probably never see one, but food for thought when Storm Darragh starts to really blow on Saturday - especially with the first examples of the cutting-edge Land Cruiser we do get surfacing in the classifieds. Alternatively, you could always go the whole hog


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Mercutio

Original Poster:

334 posts

191 months

Friday 6th December 2024
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I have an irrational want for one of these.

In a deep red or sandy colour, own it for 30 years, retain 50% of its value probably, and it will deal with any coming apocalypse.

Yes please

Krikkit

27,938 posts

210 months

Friday 6th December 2024
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Mercutio said:
I have an irrational want for one of these.

In a deep red or sandy colour, own it for 30 years, retain 50% of its value probably, and it will deal with any coming apocalypse.

Yes please
Indeed! £26k OTR in Japan, so you could have one over here for mid-30s.

Roono

66 posts

188 months

Friday 6th December 2024
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'colour of the boathouse' - I like the reference wink

AmazingGrace

287 posts

33 months

Friday 6th December 2024
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Roono said:
'colour of the boathouse' - I like the reference wink
Cracking quote, even if it does remind me of how badly De Niro managed to mispronounce Hereford

menousername

2,487 posts

171 months

Friday 6th December 2024
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Very jealous. I’d love a log burner in my car.


Silvanus

6,910 posts

52 months

Friday 6th December 2024
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Would love one of these

Simoninspalding

176 posts

40 months

Friday 6th December 2024
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AmazingGrace said:
Roono said:
'colour of the boathouse' - I like the reference wink
Cracking quote, even if it does remind me of how badly De Niro managed to mispronounce Hereford
I always felt sorry for Sean Bean, it took me a couple of times to understand what he was saying biglaugh

S600BSB

8,347 posts

135 months

Friday 6th December 2024
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Fabulous thing.

Yes_please

2 posts

22 months

Friday 6th December 2024
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I'd love one of these. Simple, like me.

I saw a flatbed transporter with 3 of the pickup style versions of these in a layby just outside Here-ford a while ago. They were an off-white colour I'd have said, so maybe that's the colour of the boathouse?

NGK210

4,971 posts

174 months

Friday 6th December 2024
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Very cool.
The lack of EU nannying devices and emissions gubbins isn’t an issue if personal importing, correct?

Bracken

91 posts

267 months

Friday 6th December 2024
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How did they get Joe Biden to drive it? driving

Acorn1

3,538 posts

49 months

Friday 6th December 2024
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Yep, you can keep your defender or disco if I had a use for one this would be top of the list.

Ezra

899 posts

56 months

Friday 6th December 2024
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Well done Toyota for actually listening to what folks want in this case.

anonymous-user

83 months

Friday 6th December 2024
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They look brilliant, I'd love one.

I wonder if they did sell them in the UK, at a reasonable price (imported versions are silly prices for what is something basic, £75k+ for the 5 door estate), how many would they sell?

A lot of love on here for them, but the general public would probably turn their nose up at a lack of 'essential must-haves' like virtual cockpit, radar cruise, and keyless entry.

andyj007

459 posts

207 months

Friday 6th December 2024
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shocking just how much we get ripped of Not so Great Brtain .. woud love one of these at japan prices

anonymous-user

83 months

Friday 6th December 2024
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That's a perfect car for all eventualities.

ducnick

2,256 posts

272 months

Friday 6th December 2024
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Bracken said:
How did they get Joe Biden to drive it? driving
Must have been looking to find someone older than the car for the promo shots. Can’t have been easy.

ducnick

2,256 posts

272 months

Friday 6th December 2024
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Now they have got rid of the V8, they could at least narrow the front track again to make it the same as the rear. If memory serves (and it was a long while ago), it was only widened to fit the big old oily lump, they never bothered widening the rear to match.

British Beef

2,572 posts

194 months

Friday 6th December 2024
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Brilliant, I had no idea they actually still made these, for different markets!!

It would be quote cool and extremely rare, to buy a car that even with basic maintenance will outlive all of us!!

Harleyboy

696 posts

188 months

Friday 6th December 2024
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AmazingGrace said:
Cracking quote, even if it does remind me of how badly De Niro managed to mispronounce Hereford
“Hearford” awkward

Watched it again recently - was slightly annoyed by the pointless headlight flashing in tunnel scene and indicator being randomly on! That’s so nerdy I’m almost embarrassed