pointless features
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ingenieur

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4,643 posts

199 months

Saturday 1st February
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I like pointless features, so not really saying I'd like to see fewer... more if anything.

But what pointless features have you seen on cars over the years.

I've had a lot of Mercs in the past (x3 at the moment) and all of them have had rear headrests that you can flatten using a button on the dashboard. One even allows you to raise them back up again (vacuum controlled) just in case you're part way through a drive and realise you need your headrests erected urgently.

What else is out there...?


Billy_Rosewood

3,375 posts

182 months

Saturday 1st February
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I always thought that was a handy feature in fairness.. Being able to drop the headrests when there is noone else in the car to get a better rear view. Didn't realise you could raise them without jumping in the back either!!

For me, the little button at the end of / under the throttle pedal in bmws.. Supposedly unlocking some additional max acceleration mode... But sadly doesn't!

ingenieur

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4,643 posts

199 months

Saturday 1st February
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Billy_Rosewood said:
I always thought that was a handy feature in fairness.. Being able to drop the headrests when there is noone else in the car to get a better rear view. Didn't realise you could raise them without jumping in the back either!!

For me, the little button at the end of / under the throttle pedal in bmws.. Supposedly unlocking some additional max acceleration mode... But sadly doesn't!
I thought that button at the end of the accelerator travel was for kick-down in an automatic? Can't remember the last car I had that where I could feel the button at the end of the pedal travel but I know exactly what you're talking about. It must have been a BMW unless they have them on other cars as well?

grumbledoak

32,242 posts

251 months

Saturday 1st February
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Electric seats were a pointless innovation. I paid £400 for an electronic "lumber support" in one car and played with it exactly once.

More modern cars are even worse. Forget digging into the menus, there are buttons on my steering wheel that I haven't tried.

Smint

2,576 posts

53 months

Saturday 1st February
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On our Forester, where the front fog light switch is typically found well placed on many Japanese cars, ie a little toggle switch beside the main light switch on the stalk to the left of the steering column, it only serves to increase the intensity of the dash readouts eg odometer, utterly pointless.

The fog light switch itself is brilliantly placed beside the rear fog and screen/mirror heater switches buried low down in the underdash to the right of the steering wheel where no one looks, everso handy to find whilst going along, not....Scania have done exactly the same with the axle weight transfer and axle lift buttons on the latest models which you can't see because steering wheel in the way.

Sporky

9,226 posts

82 months

Saturday 1st February
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grumbledoak said:
Electric seats were a pointless innovation. I paid £400 for an electronic "lumber support" in one car and played with it exactly once.
I think they can make sense if two (or more) different people use the car, and the seats have memory.

Johnson897210

832 posts

11 months

Saturday 1st February
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Keyless entry! The car thief’s preferred option..

Kuwahara

1,300 posts

36 months

Saturday 1st February
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Keyless start , spoke to to 2 who had driven off without their key after going back to the house for something (I know it does give you a warning) but if the key was in the ignition it’s always there.

Billy_Rosewood

3,375 posts

182 months

Saturday 1st February
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ingenieur said:
I thought that button at the end of the accelerator travel was for kick-down in an automatic? Can't remember the last car I had that where I could feel the button at the end of the pedal travel but I know exactly what you're talking about. It must have been a BMW unless they have them on other cars as well?
Yeah, I thought so too. But by the time you have reached that point of throttle travel the car has already kicked down to its lowest possible gear! Ime at least.

Sheepshanks

38,183 posts

137 months

Saturday 1st February
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Kuwahara said:
…. if the key was in the ignition it’s always there.
It’s a very handy place to store the keys while you’re in the car too.

thepritch

1,564 posts

183 months

Saturday 1st February
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‘Party’ lights on a Mini. Automatically cycles through all the different colours of interior lights.


griffsomething

340 posts

179 months

Saturday 1st February
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Replacing the rear screen with metal and a camera.

Wing mirror cameras.

Sport mode on our family Volvo.

ingenieur

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199 months

Saturday 1st February
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Sporky said:
grumbledoak said:
Electric seats were a pointless innovation. I paid £400 for an electronic "lumber support" in one car and played with it exactly once.
I think they can make sense if two (or more) different people use the car, and the seats have memory.
Good for the memory function, but not every car has that so can seem pointless if it is just an electronic way of moving a normal seat. Lumber support I find handy on long drives for just radically changing the shape of the seat about 2/3 of the way through to give myself a different seating position to save on aches.

ingenieur

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thepritch said:
‘Party’ lights on a Mini. Automatically cycles through all the different colours of interior lights.
If you're a 23yo girl with friends of the same age this feature is probably quite useful. Not so much if you're a member of dull mens club.

Sheepshanks

38,183 posts

137 months

Saturday 1st February
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griffsomething said:
Sport mode on our family Volvo.
Launch control on wife’s diesel Tiguan.

GeniusOfLove

4,230 posts

30 months

Saturday 1st February
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ingenieur said:
Sporky said:
grumbledoak said:
Electric seats were a pointless innovation. I paid £400 for an electronic "lumber support" in one car and played with it exactly once.
I think they can make sense if two (or more) different people use the car, and the seats have memory.
Good for the memory function, but not every car has that so can seem pointless if it is just an electronic way of moving a normal seat. Lumber support I find handy on long drives for just radically changing the shape of the seat about 2/3 of the way through to give myself a different seating position to save on aches.
Electric seats are high on the list of wants for me in any car. If it's a good car it'll have a much wider range of adjustments than manual seats, far more precise control, and much easier to tweak your position slightly over a longer journey.

Every time I get in a car with manual seats I curse them as I adjust my position, particularly ones that don't have a ratchet for the seat back rake but those stupid levers that just make the entire assembly flop around until hopefully you can get it into an acceptable position.

One of the separating factors between povvo cars and a proper spec car for me (lightweight sports cars aside!).

I don't use lumbar support much if at all but I'm told if you have certain back issues it's basically essential for comfort.

thepritch

1,564 posts

183 months

Saturday 1st February
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ingenieur said:
If you're a 23yo girl with friends of the same age this feature is probably quite useful. Not so much if you're a member of dull mens club.
I’ll admit I’m a fully paid up member of said club.

But you’re right, I should have recognized that for the ditzy 23yo girl who doesn’t want to break her precious nails, it saves her the risk of repeatedly pressing the switch.

GeniusOfLove

4,230 posts

30 months

Saturday 1st February
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ingenieur said:
thepritch said:
‘Party’ lights on a Mini. Automatically cycles through all the different colours of interior lights.
If you're a 23yo girl with friends of the same age this feature is probably quite useful. Not so much if you're a member of dull mens club.
Once you've decided to put in variable colour lighting, quite a fun feature on a mini, you're talking a couple of hours for the software guys to add this "party mode" feature and it's something that'll bring a bit of joy to the odd owner to play with now and again and show their friends. That's sort of the point of a MINI, they're fun little things.

Grey hatchbacks with grey cloth interiors and a sea of button blanks are available if you don't like it hehe

Pebbles167

4,243 posts

170 months

Saturday 1st February
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My girlfriend's old Astra 1.8 Sri had a sport mode, which just increased the throttle input. Always thought that was pretty pointless since it just made the car more jerky.




thepritch

1,564 posts

183 months

Saturday 1st February
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GeniusOfLove said:
That's sort of the point of a MINI, they're fun little things.

Grey hatchbacks with grey cloth interiors and a sea of button blanks are available if you don't like it hehe
Indeed! Great fun cars. (I love mine!) Party lights? Less so!