Scrolling Sign Messages to Motorsists
Scrolling Sign Messages to Motorsists
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Glassman

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24,931 posts

244 months

Sunday 23rd February 2025
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If you could (for fun but also make a point about poor driving) have an LED scrolling sign board in your car, what would you have programed in the presets?

For example:

7: >>>YOUR FOG LIGHTS ARE ON >>> IT'S RAINING YOU T...



Edited by Glassman on Sunday 23 February 09:42

BlindedByTheLights

1,997 posts

126 months

Sunday 23rd February 2025
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Move left bell - end

Pebbles167

4,572 posts

181 months

Sunday 23rd February 2025
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"Why are you driving so close?"

Austin Prefect

2,583 posts

21 months

Sunday 23rd February 2025
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'If you think the driver behind you is too close, slow down'

That should sort out the tailgaters.

Sixpackpert

5,299 posts

243 months

Sunday 23rd February 2025
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Turn your bloody lights on.

vaud

59,261 posts

184 months

Sunday 23rd February 2025
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The last person that was this close to me ended up pregnant.

wolfracesonic

9,181 posts

156 months

Sunday 23rd February 2025
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‘Motorsists, always check your spelling’.

Glassman

Original Poster:

24,931 posts

244 months

Sunday 23rd February 2025
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wolfracesonic said:
‘Motorsists, always check your spelling’.
rofl

Bugger

snuffy

13,202 posts

313 months

Sunday 23rd February 2025
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Sixpackpert said:
Turn your bloody lights on.
I was on the motorway this week and it was pissing down and very dark (this was around midday). The amount of people without their lights on was staggering.

I can only assume because they have their DLRs on they think that is fine.

Spare tyre

12,531 posts

159 months

Sunday 23rd February 2025
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Your mum

Regbuser

6,862 posts

64 months

Sunday 23rd February 2025
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snuffy said:
I can only assume because they have their DLRs on they think that is fine.
Docklands Light Railway.. ?!

Randy Winkman

22,308 posts

218 months

Sunday 23rd February 2025
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snuffy said:
Sixpackpert said:
Turn your bloody lights on.
I was on the motorway this week and it was pissing down and very dark (this was around midday). The amount of people without their lights on was staggering.

I can only assume because they have their DLRs on they think that is fine.
I know it's probably been said on PH dozens of times but I cant believe anyone thought it was a good idea to have a function that puts the front lights on but not the back ones.

Bright Halo

3,970 posts

264 months

Sunday 23rd February 2025
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I wonder if it is legal to have a scrolling programmable sign in your rear window?
I’ve seen one other than on a police car.

snuffy

13,202 posts

313 months

Sunday 23rd February 2025
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Randy Winkman said:
snuffy said:
Sixpackpert said:
Turn your bloody lights on.
I was on the motorway this week and it was pissing down and very dark (this was around midday). The amount of people without their lights on was staggering.

I can only assume because they have their DLRs on they think that is fine.
I know it's probably been said on PH dozens of times but I cant believe anyone thought it was a good idea to have a function that puts the front lights on but not the back ones.
Exactly ; if you treat people like idiots, they turn into idiots.

Baldchap

9,623 posts

121 months

Sunday 23rd February 2025
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Regbuser said:
snuffy said:
I can only assume because they have their DLRs on they think that is fine.
Docklands Light Railway.. ?!
Daytime Lunning Rights.

You can legally Lun in the daytime.

snuffy

13,202 posts

313 months

Sunday 23rd February 2025
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Does the DLR have DRLs ?

LunarOne

7,302 posts

166 months

Sunday 23rd February 2025
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Baldchap said:
Regbuser said:
snuffy said:
I can only assume because they have their DLRs on they think that is fine.
Docklands Light Railway.. ?!
Daytime Lunning Rights.

You can legally Lun in the daytime.
I reserve these as I often need to do lunning during the day.

LunarOne

7,302 posts

166 months

Sunday 23rd February 2025
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I can't see any laws that would prohibit that. Buses and taxis often have matrix or even super-bright OLED displays and I'ce seen nothing in the rgs that would prevent it. I've often thought about installing a sign, but most of what I'd want to write would be censored on PH.

Panamax

9,554 posts

63 months

Sunday 23rd February 2025
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Randy Winkman said:
I cant believe anyone thought it was a good idea to have a function that puts the front lights on but not the back ones.
Probably the same person who decided the instruments should be illuminated even when no lights have been switched on.

bigmowley

2,650 posts

205 months

Sunday 23rd February 2025
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I got scrolled by a Skoda Police car on the M6 toll recently. It said “mind your speed” in big red letters. biglaugh

Pity I didn’t have a sign, I could have nipped back passed and said. “Not really”