RE: Stand well back: Mansory Elongation coming through

RE: Stand well back: Mansory Elongation coming through

Friday 28th February

Stand well back: Mansory Elongation coming through

Nailed it!


If we can all agree on one thing, it is that Mansory’s styling overhaul of the Tesla Cybertruck has a fantastic name. ‘Elongation’ works on several obvious levels, all of them pleasing to the PH brain trust. Of course, from there, opinions are likely to differ somewhat. The German tuner is famously fearless when it comes to stamping its own mark on all manner of OEM products (a polite way of putting it) although for once it’s fair to say that it has its work cut out with the Cybertruck - a car that looks like what happens when you inbreed DeLoreans, according to comedian Lewis Black

Mansory says its customisation programme has focused on three areas: exterior, interior and wheels. Let’s start with the latter as they tend to get lost in the mix, which is saying something because what you’re looking at are 26-inch rims. The ‘FD.15’ alloys are 11 inches wide and apparently designed with the ‘high wheel loads’ of the three-tonne Cybertruck in mind. Good luck finding replacements for the road-bias 315/40 R26 tyres. 

When it comes to the stainless steel body, Mansory concedes that the car already has one of the most ‘extraordinary’ designs in the automotive world (also a polite way of putting it) and has contented itself with sticking mostly to carbon fibre add-on parts. These are plain enough to see, and include new bumpers front and back, flared wheel arches and two diminutive rear wings that look almost apologetic. The tuner reckons it’s all about sharpening the Cybertruck’s ‘martial appearance’, although you do wonder precisely which military vehicles it has been using for inspiration. 

Finally, there’s the interior, which is all about polished surfaces, yet more carbon and full-grain leather. Naturally, Mansory will tweak all of this based on customer requirements, but it wants the cabin to be ‘impressive in a classy way’, which is admirable, though not really in keeping with the Elongation's vibe. No mention of chassis or powertrain tweaks, so we’ll assume the Cybertruck is otherwise as it was when it left the factory. Or whatever state it was in after multiple recalls. No word on price either, but no surprise there. If you need to ask, you can't afford it. Good thing too, eh...


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seba63

Original Poster:

39 posts

76 months

Friday 28th February
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Looks like a Lego toy, disgusting and ultimately super expensive. But if you need the garish, it’s here

MOBB

4,071 posts

142 months

Friday 28th February
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Appropriate

The Rotrex Kid

32,876 posts

175 months

Friday 28th February
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Well, if this doesn’t rally the Tesla share price, nothing will silly

TGCOTF-dewey

6,531 posts

70 months

Friday 28th February
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rofl

Wow.

Andy86GT

661 posts

80 months

Friday 28th February
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Rear diffuser on a 3,000 kg truck rofl

MOOSECORTINA

230 posts

94 months

Friday 28th February
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What an absolute load of junk.

Gonzo63

14 posts

95 months

Friday 28th February
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A very expensive, customised skip. I thought everybody knew you can't polish a Turd!

Getragdogleg

9,389 posts

198 months

Friday 28th February
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Two of the worst things combined.


Ray_Aber

648 posts

291 months

Friday 28th February
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Ah. A derivation of the Swasticar.

MCBrowncoat

1,327 posts

161 months

Friday 28th February
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Ray_Aber said:
Ah. A derivation of the Swasticar.
When's the Tesla Halftrack coming?

ballans

867 posts

120 months

Friday 28th February
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I find all of Mansorys efforts repulsive but this is tickling my sense of humour.
It’s stupid but quite glad it exists.

cerb4.5lee

37,392 posts

195 months

Friday 28th February
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It isn't for me, but I'm sure that Greta will love it though.

cartart

284 posts

245 months

Friday 28th February
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Christ - Bladerunner has arrived.

VolvaShankWaft

20 posts

62 months

Friday 28th February
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Ideal for a lightning tour of Europe.
Sweep into Poland and head west.

NDNDNDND

2,434 posts

198 months

Friday 28th February
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Given Masonry's propensity for fking up designs, I thought they might have actually improved the Cybertruck...

...they haven't.

I think they should have gone crazy and put round wheel arches on it.

rossub

5,169 posts

205 months

Friday 28th February
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TGCOTF-dewey said:
rofl

Wow.
+1

Puddenchucker

4,940 posts

233 months

Friday 28th February
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It was ugly to start with but they've taken it to a new level.

Zio Di Roma

1,326 posts

47 months

Friday 28th February
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Inspired by Robot Wars.

200Plus Club

11,971 posts

293 months

Friday 28th February
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Marcus Rashford probably ordering one as we speak..

Anyone who watches Matt Armstrong on YT will be laughing at how much "Mansory" glue will have been used to stick the carbon tat onto the alloy bodywork, and be wincing at the price of it no doubt.

Fair play to the company for finding enough rich mugs to turn this into a profitable ongoing business.

Castrol for a knave

6,092 posts

106 months

Friday 28th February
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Usual Mansory, a riot of ungalvanised screwheads.