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Skeptisk

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8,897 posts

125 months

Thursday 29th May
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I was on the motorway this morning on the way to work. In a queue of cars in the outside lane (slowly) overtaking a couple of lorries in the inside lane. I could see an impatient driver behind me (on my bumper). “I bet they are going to undertake me”, I thought to myself. Sure enough, they moved into the inside lane and accelerated (no doubt with the intention of pulling back into the outside lane further up the line). But unfortunately for them, the car behind them was an unmarked police car, who proceeded to pull them over onto the hard shoulder! A little bit of schadenfreunde to relish.

Anyone else seen some instant karma recently?

the-norseman

14,411 posts

187 months

Thursday 29th May
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2 lane motorway?

Skeptisk

Original Poster:

8,897 posts

125 months

Thursday 29th May
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the-norseman said:
2 lane motorway?
Most motorways in the UK only have 2 lanes. Do you only drive on the M25?

toon10

6,757 posts

173 months

Thursday 29th May
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Nothing major but I went to a local sports center the other day and had to wait a few minutes for someone to drive out before I could park. There was a free space but an Audi A6 estate had decided to park about 6 inches over the white line into it, presumably to stop other cars parking next to him and being a potential ding hazard. Still, as long as he is alright, screw everyone else.

As I returned to my car later on, there was a parking ticket on his window. The rules of the car park are clearly stated for things like max stay, no return, etc. and one of the rules was you have to be within the parking bay lines.

the-norseman

14,411 posts

187 months

Thursday 29th May
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Skeptisk said:
Most motorways in the UK only have 2 lanes. Do you only drive on the M25?
M1, M6, M25, M74, M40.

tomsugden

2,368 posts

244 months

Thursday 29th May
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I drove into our village a couple of days ago to go to the shop. Coming back requires me to go through a width restriction, and in the direction I was travelling I had priority. As I approached it I had to slam the brakes on, as a car came flying through in the opposite direction, giving me the finger for good measure. Behind him were two fully marked up police cars that I waved through, and they pulled the driver over.

davek_964

10,244 posts

191 months

Thursday 29th May
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the-norseman said:
Skeptisk said:
Most motorways in the UK only have 2 lanes. Do you only drive on the M25?
M1, M6, M25, M74, M40.
M3, M4 etc. etc. etc.

Bizarre statement

ConnectionError

2,101 posts

85 months

Thursday 29th May
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Skeptisk said:
the-norseman said:
2 lane motorway?
Most motorways in the UK only have 2 lanes. Do you only drive on the M25?
Which only have 2 lanes?

Most are 3

theplayingmantis

5,075 posts

98 months

Thursday 29th May
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why was there room for the him to undertake, surely people only got in l2 to overtake when near the obstacle?

or was everyone not using the road space and getting over far too early causing congestion and phantom jams further back.

if old bill had policed that original fault by myriad drivers then the undertaker wouldn't have been a thing as road space was being utilized properly, but treating the symptom not the cause twas ever thus. and our road spaces and driving standrads will continue to decline until the cause is fixed.

king arthur

7,301 posts

277 months

Thursday 29th May
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Skeptisk said:
Most motorways in the UK only have 2 lanes. Do you only drive on the M25?
That's an interesting assertion. If we were to add up all the motorways including motorway sections of A roads, that only have two lanes, I highly doubt they would be in the majority.

I can think of:
M180
M181
M26
M32
M45
M49
M50
M53
M54
A308(M)
A48(M)
A404(M)

Are there more?

Quattr04.

622 posts

7 months

Thursday 29th May
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ConnectionError said:
Which only have 2 lanes?

Most are 3
the whole of the m48
A massive majority of the m4 in wales is 2 lanes

Skeptisk

Original Poster:

8,897 posts

125 months

Thursday 29th May
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Quattr04. said:
ConnectionError said:
Which only have 2 lanes?

Most are 3
the whole of the m48
A massive majority of the m4 in wales is 2 lanes
Thread diversion! I meant to write that in terms of road length there is considerable amount of 2 lane motorway in the UK eg M2, A1M, M11 etc.

Any chance we could get back on topic - which was instant karma?

theplayingmantis

5,075 posts

98 months

Thursday 29th May
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Skeptisk said:
Quattr04. said:
ConnectionError said:
Which only have 2 lanes?

Most are 3
the whole of the m48
A massive majority of the m4 in wales is 2 lanes
Thread diversion! I meant to write that in terms of road length there is considerable amount of 2 lane motorway in the UK eg M2, A1M, M11 etc.

Any chance we could get back on topic - which was instant karma?
but it wasnt, instant karma would be hypothetical old bill nicking all sitting in l2 for no reason.

sherman

14,464 posts

231 months

Thursday 29th May
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king arthur said:
Skeptisk said:
Most motorways in the UK only have 2 lanes. Do you only drive on the M25?
That's an interesting assertion. If we were to add up all the motorways including motorway sections of A roads, that only have two lanes, I highly doubt they would be in the majority.

I can think of:
M180
M181
M26
M32
M45
M49
M50
M53
M54
A308(M)
A48(M)
A404(M)

Are there more?
Most of the M8
M9
M876
Parts of the M74

juice

9,296 posts

298 months

Thursday 29th May
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tomsugden said:
I drove into our village a couple of days ago to go to the shop. Coming back requires me to go through a width restriction, and in the direction I was travelling I had priority. As I approached it I had to slam the brakes on, as a car came flying through in the opposite direction, giving me the finger for good measure. Behind him were two fully marked up police cars that I waved through, and they pulled the driver over.
In a similar vein



You have to be pretty special to do that with a fully marked Police car behind you, even though the whole thing seemed a bit innocuous to me

davek_964

10,244 posts

191 months

Thursday 29th May
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Skeptisk said:
the-norseman said:
2 lane motorway?
Most motorways in the UK only have 2 lanes. Do you only drive on the M25?
Skeptisk said:
Thread diversion! I meant to write that in terms of road length there is considerable amount of 2 lane motorway in the UK eg M2, A1M, M11 etc.
Hmm. Except that then, your post would have been :

Skeptisk said:
the-norseman said:
2 lane motorway?
In terms of road length there is considerable amount of 2 lane motorway in the UK. Do you only drive on the M25?
The bit in bold would have been an even odder question if you'd said that.

king arthur

7,301 posts

277 months

Thursday 29th May
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Skeptisk said:
Thread diversion! I meant to write that in terms of road length there is considerable amount of 2 lane motorway in the UK eg M2, A1M, M11 etc.

Any chance we could get back on topic - which was instant karma?
It could be argued that you are getting instant karma - your thread being taken off topic because you made a false assertion in your second post smile

98elise

29,976 posts

177 months

Thursday 29th May
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king arthur said:
Skeptisk said:
Most motorways in the UK only have 2 lanes. Do you only drive on the M25?
That's an interesting assertion. If we were to add up all the motorways including motorway sections of A roads, that only have two lanes, I highly doubt they would be in the majority.

I can think of:
M180
M181
M26
M32
M45
M49
M50
M53
M54
A308(M)
A48(M)
A404(M)

Are there more?
M2

geeks

10,507 posts

155 months

Thursday 29th May
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sherman said:
king arthur said:
Skeptisk said:
Most motorways in the UK only have 2 lanes. Do you only drive on the M25?
That's an interesting assertion. If we were to add up all the motorways including motorway sections of A roads, that only have two lanes, I highly doubt they would be in the majority.

I can think of:
M180
M181
M26
M32
M45
M49
M50
M53
M54
A308(M)
A48(M)
A404(M)

Are there more?
Most of the M8
M9
M876
Parts of the M74
M11 (god I fking despise the M11)
A1(M)

Mr Penguin

3,456 posts

55 months

Thursday 29th May
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M18 past Doncaster