Car names: Past, present... & future
Car names: Past, present... & future
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Milkyway

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10,631 posts

69 months

Wednesday 30th July
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There used to be some great car names... but a lot now, just seem to be made up 'gobblygook'.
(Or to Evoke a certain state of mind)

The brain storming meetings & multi millions that must be invested in coming up with these obscure names
I just wonder what the future holds...


Edited by Milkyway on Wednesday 30th July 14:10

Warhavernet

201 posts

3 months

Wednesday 30th July
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As usual the Germans seem to have it sussed, just numbers and letters, Audi A6, Mercedes C Class, BMW 5 Series. That'll do.

Milkyway

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10,631 posts

69 months

Wednesday 30th July
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Lotus will get the dictionaries out... & Go straight to 'E'.
(That narrows the wordage down a bit)..

Rumdoodle

1,312 posts

36 months

Wednesday 30th July
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I'm all in favour of the random gobbledygook. The similarity between the naff names given to a lot of performance cars and names given to certain types of marital aid (apparently) - "Black Mamba Thunder Scat Dominator" - can cause misunderstandings. I'd be more self-conscious telling someone I had a car with a name like that than I would be disclosing ownership of a similarly named, er, massager.

I'm sure this would appeal to a wider audience if it was called a Bongo Friendee Marshmallow Edition



Milkyway

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10,631 posts

69 months

Wednesday 30th July
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Rumdoodle said:
I'm all in favour of the random gobbledygook. The similarity between the naff names given to a lot of performance cars and names given to certain types of marital aid (apparently) - "Black Mamba Thunder Scat Dominator" - can cause misunderstandings. I'd be more self-conscious telling someone I had a car with a name like that than I would be disclosing ownership of a similarly named, er, massager.

I'm sure this would appeal to a wider audience if it was called a Bongo Friendee Marshmallow Edition
Deepthroat...aww!, that noise.
(Well, VW used 'Rabbit')


Edited by Milkyway on Wednesday 30th July 13:37

LarJammer

2,347 posts

226 months

Wednesday 30th July
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Can you name every VW or Seat currently on sale? Me neither, they are all utterly forgettable names too. But I know every Tesla. Elon it seems is a genius.

RizzoTheRat

26,997 posts

208 months

Wednesday 30th July
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Ford aren't helping by recycling old names. They now do 2 different Mustangs that are about as different as you can get in a car, and the Puma and Capri names are back but nothing like the old ones. Mind you I suppose the same can be said for the Defender. At least the new Frontera and Renault 5 could be seen as electric evolutions of the original ones.

Juan B

559 posts

20 months

Wednesday 30th July
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I think when you have a larger range of models the BMW / Merc / Audi route makes sense as mentioned above individual naming can get a little bit lost.

But then companies with less model offerings I think is nicer to have cooler names like Valhalla, Vantage, Wraith, Flying Spur etc.

Are some oddities these days though - 'bigster' comes to mind

Mr Peel

567 posts

138 months

Wednesday 30th July
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I'm guessing the internet is partly to blame for the seemingly ever-growing list of 'made-up' names or letter/number combos. You don't want potential buyers searching online and being directed elsewhere

C69

878 posts

28 months

Wednesday 30th July
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LarJammer said:
Can you name every VW or Seat currently on sale? Me neither, they are all utterly forgettable names too. But I know every Tesla. Elon it seems is a genius.
I think most people would have difficulty naming (and spelling) Volkswagen's numerous crossovers / SUVs which all start with the letter T.

O/T I had no idea that the T-Roc Cabriolet was still available. I wonder how many get sold each year?

Rumdoodle

1,312 posts

36 months

Wednesday 30th July
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Milkyway said:
Rumdoodle said:
I'm all in favour of the random gobbledygook. The similarity between the naff names given to a lot of performance cars and names given to certain types of marital aid (apparently) - "Black Mamba Thunder Scat Dominator" - can cause misunderstandings. I'd be more self-conscious telling someone I had a car with a name like that than I would be disclosing ownership of a similarly named, er, massager.

I'm sure this would appeal to a wider audience if it was called a Bongo Friendee Marshmallow Edition
Deepthroat...aww!, that noise.
(Well, VW used 'Rabbit')


Edited by Milkyway on Wednesday 30th July 13:37
I'd buy a Lamborghini Happy Womble (although, that could be a name for something else too....)

Milkyway

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10,631 posts

69 months

Wednesday 30th July
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RizzoTheRat said:
Ford aren't helping by recycling old names. They now do 2 different Mustangs that are about as different as you can get in a car, and the Puma and Capri names are back but nothing like the old ones. Mind you I suppose the same can be said for the Defender. At least the new Frontera and Renault 5 could be seen as electric evolutions of the original ones.
Midget... that would cause uproar now.

Robertb

2,776 posts

254 months

Wednesday 30th July
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BYD seem to be going down an amusing route with animals such as the Sea Lion, Dolphin and Seal.

RizzoTheRat

26,997 posts

208 months

Wednesday 30th July
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Milkyway said:
Midget... that would cause uproar now.
Similarly the Austin Gypsy. biggrin

The Ford Probe wasn't a good choice even in the 80's (why the hell didn't they call it a Capri?), I can't see that name making a comeback either.

Milkyway

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10,631 posts

69 months

Wednesday 30th July
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RizzoTheRat said:
Similarly the Austin Gypsy. biggrin

The Ford Probe wasn't a good choice even in the 80's (why the hell didn't they call it a Capri?), I can't see that name making a comeback either.
Morris Traveller. scratchchin

Pixel Pusher

10,310 posts

175 months

Wednesday 30th July
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Milkyway said:
The brain storming meetings & multi millions that must be invested in coming up with these obscure names
I just wonder what the future holds...
I've wondered before what will Aston Martin do when they run out of cool "V"s.

Volante
Vantage
Valour
Valhalla
Valkyrie
Vanquish
Virage
Vulcan...

Do they sit down once a year and get the dictionary out?


WrekinCrew

5,202 posts

166 months

Wednesday 30th July
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Skoda Kayak and Kapok must be in the pipeline.

HealeyV8

440 posts

94 months

Wednesday 30th July
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Doesn't matter nothing beats Jensen Interceptor

Triumph Man

9,122 posts

184 months

Wednesday 30th July
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Milkyway said:
RizzoTheRat said:
Similarly the Austin Gypsy. biggrin

The Ford Probe wasn't a good choice even in the 80's (why the hell didn't they call it a Capri?), I can't see that name making a comeback either.
Morris Traveller. scratchchin
Morris Isis

KM2

282 posts

231 months

Wednesday 30th July
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It is becoming somewhat harder, as one had to progressively register the trademarks in more countries (names need to be available) and ensure they work in more languages (btw. Ford's Kuga means boubonic plague in some languages). At the same time the letter and number combinations aren't easy to attach emotions to, unless you stick to them for a long time - they often get a legendary status in spite of, rather than because of the name wink