RE: First new BMW Alpina not for the likes of us
RE: First new BMW Alpina not for the likes of us
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First new BMW Alpina not for the likes of us

BMW might have chosen to go wild with its first Alpina - with the XB7 Manufaktur, it went the other way


The fate of Alpina has become an interesting sign of the times. For one of the most famed and respected tuners in the world to abruptly call it quits spoke volumes, Buchloe suggesting that everything from electrification to increasingly stringent legislation was becoming an insurmountable problem. Then there’s BMW’s takeover to consider. Can a mass market manufacturer really be trusted to be a considerate guardian of a brand that pointedly went its own way, almost no matter the triflingly small values that resulted? 

Well, if BMW was concerned about the optics of the situation, it hasn’t let it show with the very first Alpina introduced under its ownership. Granted, the Alpina XB7 Manufaktur is a run-out special for an existing car rather than (strictly speaking) a new one - and in fairness to it, also the first Alpina-badged car not built in Buchloe - but nevertheless, it feels like a fairly inauspicious start to a new era. Not least because every example of the 120 planned will remain in North America. 

Probably we should be grateful that the model retains the XB7’s most compelling USP, the monster 4.4-litre V8 in 631hp format. This is sufficiently punchy for 0-60mph in less than 4 seconds, and despite the presence of 23-inch forged wheels, we’ll assume it continues to ride adequately well on air suspension - much as the previous version did. At any rate, the hardware all remains the same: the proof, in this case, comes in the shape of frozen matte pudding. 

Apparently, the XB7 has never been previously offered in Frozen Alpina Green or Frozen Alpina Blue, but those are now your choices. Elsewhere, all the brightwork (grille, rims, exhaust tips, etc.) has been blacked out, and you might notice the same goes for the pinstripe decals on the flanks. If that weren’t enough to pick the limited edition version from a herd of XB7s, there’s additional badging on the tailgate and a laser-edged Manufaktur logo on the B pillars. 

Assuming you’re a fan of emblems, BMW has not forgotten to include several in a cabin now awash in Tartufo Merino leather. You’ll find a plaque on the centre console announcing the car’s ‘1 of 120’ status, alongside embroidered headrests and a matching pair of branded leather weekender bags in the boot. Interestingly, it seems BMW has resisted the temptation to deploy its updated Alpina badge, instead leaving the XB7 to depart in much the same guise as it arrived. 

Almost certainly, that is the way the manufacturer views the special edition: a final, if somewhat awkward, last salute to what has come before - one that doesn’t risk ridicule or resentment by changing anything of note. Including Alpina’s knack of charging for the pleasure: the XB7 Manufaktur is priced from $181,550 - or £135k - which represents a hefty premium. Still, BMW might find a queue forming on the basis that this will be the very last model to wear the trappings of the old regime. From here on, expect a changing of the guard.


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cerb4.5lee

Original Poster:

41,518 posts

203 months

Yesterday (23:05)
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I'm still grateful for the V8 in this to be honest.

HorneyMX5

5,597 posts

173 months

Yesterday (23:19)
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How the mighty have fallen. Alpina got out at the right time.

Mr Fix It

500 posts

291 months

Yesterday (23:27)
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Looks like a Subaru Forester STI!

C69

1,074 posts

35 months

Yesterday (23:42)
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Nice paint colours, but in essence it's just a fancy appearance package?

Water Fairy

6,428 posts

178 months

Mr Fix It said:
Looks like a Subaru Forester STI!
TBF that's no bad thing

pheonix478

4,422 posts

61 months

Eeew. TF is that?

MDL111

8,507 posts

200 months

why is there not a single pic of the interior, I would have thought that is where it is differentiated from the "standard car"

biggbn

30,064 posts

243 months

Like these. I'd have one over an equivelant Range Rover these days.

FlukePlay

1,145 posts

168 months

I do like the two leather holdalls in the boot, that's about it.

ducnick

2,122 posts

266 months

A standard one is probably a half decent big old bus. Not sure a pre chaved works for me. Might as well buy an urban / Chelsey trucks / overfinch etc chaved RRS.

Edited by ducnick on Saturday 7th March 06:47

Electra

72 posts

161 months

I think this closely follows Chapman's mantra: light is right.

blasos

444 posts

185 months

Mr Fix It said:
Looks like a Subaru Forester STI!
In its dreams. A Forester would run rings around this thing

MediumBuild

150 posts

1 month

Christ that is grim.

andrewpandrew

2,220 posts

12 months

What a turd.

Sporky

10,362 posts

87 months

Mr Fix It said:
Looks like a Subaru Forester STI!
Nah; the Forester might not have been pretty, but the proportions were spot-on.

GTEYE

2,371 posts

233 months

Well that’s a rather strange way to relaunch the brand.

To those that were concerned over BMW’s takeover of ALPINA, it appears you were right to be concerned. This diminishes the brand value right away.

Only good thing is they should hopefully stay on the other side of the pond.

fantheman80

2,386 posts

72 months

GTEYE said:
Well that s a rather strange way to relaunch the brand..
This. Talk about reading the room wrong. Fans loving Alpina saloons worried when news of takeover broke, had every right to be as the first thing they do is a feckin SUV.

Sporky

10,362 posts

87 months

To be fair it's hardly Alpina's first SUV.

2 GKC

2,253 posts

128 months

Fantastic thing. Awful spec though, frozen paintwork is terrible. Lose the black wheels and tinted glass too.

S600BSB

7,361 posts

129 months

Awful.