What's that under there then?

[Earthdweller]

A bit of fun ...





Had the car serviced today

Caught a gaggle of BMW techs around it and imagined the conversation

"What's this then?"

"I think it's one of those analogue things"

"Yeah but where's the turbo?"

"I don't know"

"Where's the electric motors?"

"Hmm"

"How do I programme the Idrive?"

Scratch head

"Oh my it doesn't half sound good!"

"If only they still made them "

[hxc_]

'Why is there a mess of broken plastic and coolant everywhere?'

'Real mess, that'

[The Rotrex Kid]

‘No, it’s not the M, see, wrong engine and one of those floppy roofs’

[Olivergt]

I'm impressed with the lift coming out of the floor, something like that in my garage would be perfect.

[cliffords]

How long did you run it before I asked you about the oil .
You said you were putting the new oil in
No I said put the new oil in

No more than a few mins
How many mins
Well about 5.

[Dave.]

Will one of you two hold this bonnet up, I'm busting for a ste....

[Radec]

"Once you open this bonnet, we can call it a diagnosis fee and can charge the customer £150+ for the privilege".

[_Rodders_]

Olivergt said:

I'm impressed with the lift coming out of the floor, something like that in my garage would be perfect.

It's not £200 an hour just for the free coffee.

[Cold]

"No, no. The owner is a bloke. I saw him in reception."

[InitialDave]

"There's meant to be two more cylinders in there, and no-one's going on break until whoever's behind this little prank owns up."

[richhead]

Cold said:

"No, no. The owner is a bloke. I saw him in reception."

pmsl

[Earthdweller]

Cold said:

"No, no. The owner is a bloke. I saw him in reception."

But not on a Friday in the way out club then it's Fiona