RE: Range Rover Evoque | Shed of the Week
RE: Range Rover Evoque | Shed of the Week
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Range Rover Evoque | Shed of the Week

The original Evoque was a stroke of genius - 15 years later, it makes for a pretty solid shed


Be honest: did you expect to see an Evoque coming in under SOTW’s £2k maximum qualifying price? No, neither did Shed, and yet here it is. 

There are three main reasons for this momentous event. The first one is age. Believe it or not, the first-generation L358 Evoque has been around for 15 years now. It still looks fresh today. LR’s celebriddy head of design Curlos McFandango didn’t just come up with a good shape for his 2008 LRX concept, he somehow managed to get the 2011 production car past the LR board with very few visual changes. On a simple age basis though the early ones are old. 

The second reason for the Evoque’s descent into shedland is rarity, or the lack of it. 90,000 Evoques were sold in the first year. By 2016 it had become the fastest-selling Land Rover of all time, accounting for one in four of all LR sales. To keep up with demand the Halewood line was running 24 hours a day with a trebled workforce who, in those first five years, scoffed half a million eggs, 125,000 slices of toast and 668,000 cups of coffee – and that was just on the night shifts. It was such a massive hit the Chinese company Landwind couldn’t resist producing their own remarkably similar version which JLR (eventually) got them to stop making. Altogether over 800,000 gen-one Evoques were sold between 2011 and 2018, when the L551 gen-two took over. 

With Haldex permanent all-wheel drive, six-mode Terrain Response, 8.5-inch ground clearance, good departure/approach angles and a wading depth of nearly 20 inches the Evoque was a lot more than just a sprauncey catwalk model. Unibody construction featuring an aluminium roof and clamshell bonnet and a composite tailgate kept the weight in the right places for good on-road dynamics and it scored five stars on the Euro NCAP safety test. 

The vast majority of gen-one Evoques were diesels, outnumbering the thirsty 2.0 petrol on the UK used market by about thirty to one. The 150hp 16-valve 2.2-litre PSA DW12 motor in our shed was less efficient and less powerful than the 2.0-litre JLR Ingenium engine that came with the Evoque’s 2016MY EU6 facelift, but it was also a lot less unreliable. Given a choice between unreliable power and reliable mobility Shed knows which one he’d choose. 

This Evoque is about to pass the 200k mark, but the seller assures us that it ‘drivers faultless’ and Shed has seen enough DW12-engined Freelander 2s bumbling along with a lot more than 200,000 miles on them to believe that this one has plenty more life in it yet. Common problems on the TD4 2.2 include timing chain wear, DPF blockage and EGR valve failure, standard stuff for diesels of that vintage. Oil can leak and turbos can stop turboing, again, not exactly mysteries of the age. The age and mileage of this shed might well work in its favour as most if not all of the common issues will have already happened and been rectified. Of course, they might come around again, but if you’re expecting the worst all the time you’ll never go past your front door. 

If nothing major goes wrong with it this should be a cheap car to run. The 6-speed Getrag manual gave the TD4 an official fuel consumption figure of 56mpg, and Shed reckons that its 133g/km emissions rating equates to an annual VED tax bill of £200. Our shed is a Pure, the entry level of the six-model range. LR called the Pure ‘minimalist’ rather than basic, and to be fair the Pure Tech’s spec was more than decent with an 8-inch info screen, sat nav, cruise and trailer assist. The presence of cabin moo and what looks like 19-inch alloys suggests this is a Pure Plus, which means you also get a powered tailgate.

MOT’d, non-Cat Evoques for less than the £2,000 being asked for this one are thin on the ground. Shed did unearth a privately owned red car at the same money and with the same mileage as our green ‘un, but its MOT expired last month and its timing chain had snapped, so obvs check the paperwork if you’re thinking of taking the plunge on any old Evoque. 

The third reason for the low price is condition. If you’re a perfectionist, you won’t want this car as it’s got obvious damage to the rear quarter. This sort of thing doesn’t bother Shed. As anyone who has ever used his services will confirm, he’s the opposite of a perfectionist. The door shutlines look fine to him and the rest of the car looks to have been well cared for by its only owner. The MOT mentions one worn brake disc and some underbody rust, but again having lain underneath a few Evoques in his time Shed says it’s usually nothing that a wire brush and some Lanoguard won’t put right. Then, to make yourself feel a lot better, have a quick lie under an old Defender. There’ll be more clearance under there for dubious activities with the postmistress, but you’ll come out looking like Worzel Gummidge and most likely combing corrosion out of your barnet for days.


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chirurgus

Original Poster:

512 posts

245 months

Yesterday (02:41)
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the seller said:
drivers faultless
If Shed drove this, would it give him valid defence against the wrath of Mrs Shed?

soad

34,646 posts

205 months

Yesterday (02:56)
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Should have similar power to a SD4, once mapped?

Interesting colour.

CTO

3,001 posts

239 months

Yesterday (03:29)
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No longer available for purchase?

A shorter lived affair than Shed and the Postmistress….

can't remember

1,169 posts

157 months

Yesterday (04:47)
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That looks like a weirdly bodged impact injury and as such it's a walk away. Panels must be prohibitively expensive or there might be suspension/drive train damage. Other wise why not spend a few quid and sell for a profit.

Just seen the mileage and that might explain it. 200k is a pretty large psychological barrier for most.


Edited by can't remember on Friday 18th September 04:54

JRaj

130 posts

102 months

Yesterday (05:36)
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Not my thing, but both interior and exterior design wise have aged well.

FrankandLynn

92 posts

22 months

Yesterday (06:08)
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JRaj said:
Not my thing, but both interior and exterior design wise have aged well.
Agreed. It’s a handsome machine and looks great in that colour. The NSR damage is a pity but at least you will have a ‘park-it-anywhere-without-any-worries’ car.

MDT

858 posts

201 months

Yesterday (06:24)
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These look a lot nicer with clear windows all round.

If that was a nice silver say would not look at all bad for £2k

BeastieBoy73

812 posts

141 months

Yesterday (07:02)
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15 years has gone quickly! Still a fresh looking car and a surprise they’re beginning to reach shed status.

Few of my friends wives have had them (one even owning an orange convertible that looked like a skip) and I don’t remember them bemoaning any reliability issues, really.

I’d give one a go, just not in that colour.

AC43

13,607 posts

237 months

Yesterday (07:15)
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I could never understand why someone would spend all that money on something that sounded like a Transit.

Shame it never came with a petrol 5. I suppose you could have got the 250 petrol in than generation. Surely suits the overall vibe a whole lot better.

yme402

655 posts

131 months

Yesterday (07:34)
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Perfect for the WAGs of council estate thugs who themselves drive Range Rover Sports of a similar vintage.

mart4856

220 posts

53 months

Yesterday (07:36)
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One (colour) blind previous owner. You are buying a £2000 car with damage that will cost £1500+ to fix.

Edited by mart4856 on Friday 18th September 17:45

POIDH

3,716 posts

94 months

Yesterday (07:40)
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I'm surprised how well Evoques have aged. And this one seems a good old shed.... Hmmm

David87

7,019 posts

241 months

Yesterday (07:43)
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These were actually decent, stupid 3-door and even more stupid cabriolet excluded. My parents bought a really early one with the petrol engine and I drove it quite a lot - pretty comfy, looked decent for what it was, went okay etc. It was a proper head-turner when they first came out too. They had it a few years and it wasn't any trouble so they swapped it for an early facelift example. Weirdly, I never liked that one as much - cars usually improve over the life cycle, but to me this got worse. It had too many gears and the ride wasn't as nice, despite being on the same size 20" wheels. Its story ended when it got stolen anyway.

Edit to say, it was actually not bad off road. In the interests of science (and without my parents knowledge biggrin), I took their first one down some green lanes, through fords etc. and it ploughed right on through. Snowy hills couldn't stop it either.

Edited by David87 on Friday 18th September 07:46

cerb4.5lee

44,467 posts

209 months

Yesterday (07:47)
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We quite liked the idea of these when they first came out. So we had a run down to Land Rover in Stoke(we lived in Sandbach at the time) to have a look at one, but we received the worst customer service ever, and the salesman was rude and just disinterested, so we just walked out and thought sod it. We ended up in a brand new Audi TTS in the end that we purchased from Crewe Audi instead.

I do think they've aged well though, and it just shows how fast time flies when you see these in SOTW now I reckon.

Davie

6,212 posts

244 months

Yesterday (07:51)
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Are these not a bit of a liability? Electrical gremlins, power steering racks corrode and shear off, general rot on key components etc etc... one of those cars that has dipped into shed money but for a very good reason and reason usually being harbouring many issues or on the verge of harbouring many issues and therefore significant bills? If you got lucky and it lasted the winter, fair enough but there's something about ropey stuff like this that just doesn't sit well. Terrible colour too.

cerb4.5lee

44,467 posts

209 months

Yesterday (07:54)
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BeastieBoy73 said:
15 years has gone quickly! Still a fresh looking car and a surprise they re beginning to reach shed status.
It's made me feel old as well this morning as you say! It seems like yesterday that we went to see one brand new back then for sure! It also proves that you can afford pretty much anything eventually too I think with time, and I'm hoping to see a G82 M4 xDrive in SOTW in a few years time as well! hehe

Cloudy147

3,157 posts

212 months

Yesterday (08:02)
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Two grand, wow what a bargain!

We had one when they first came out and it was fab. The design really moved the game along and it felt really premium inside compared to its rivals of the time.

We nearly had a green one like this but changed to red as red seemed rarer on the roads back then and we liked both colours.

Was pretty reliable overall. From memory I think real world mpg was about 30mpg, miles away from those pretend official figures, and the standard seats lacked any form of lumbar support. Apart from that it was a great car, and that stuff wouldn’t really matter for shed money!

theicemario

1,568 posts

104 months

Yesterday (08:08)
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Nice bit of colour that. Very partial to the 3dr version of these

Cold

16,676 posts

119 months

Yesterday (08:25)
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Just quickly highlighting the damage shown in the advert which may go some way to explain the shed-like asking price, colour scheme and mileage notwithstanding.


grumpy52

6,061 posts

195 months

Yesterday (08:33)
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The damage would cost more to fix properly than the asking price.