RE: Of course the new Tesla Roadster can fly
RE: Of course the new Tesla Roadster can fly
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Of course the new Tesla Roadster can fly

If the Porsche is the classic supercar of the next decade, here's what head first into the future looks like...


Here we are then, at last: having been confirmed almost a decade ago and with a launch this month delayed because of weather, this is the new Tesla Roadster. Not far off 20 years since the first Tesla was launched - what a ride it’s been since then - there’s another dedicated two-seater in the lineup. 

Well, sort of. The vibe appears much more like shrunken Cybertruck now than the more overtly sporty preview seen in the 2010s. But look at the notoriety of the pickup; even if by some miracle you didn’t know who Elon Musk was (what a nice existence must be), you know what a Cybertruck is. So Tesla will be hoping for more of the same for this Roadster, revealed here with familiar wheels and a similar brushed metal finish. Only now this is Ano White, inspired by aerospace tech (plenty more where that came from) that ‘provides UV and cryogenic protection when exposed to the harshness of space.’ Or a south of England heatwave, presumably. The window tint aims to evoke the copper coating of spacesuit visors, that sort of thing. 

The space theme isn’t just a joke, either, as the Tesla Roadster can fly. Really. The introduction of cold gas thrusters with electric actuators can both propel it forward in a ‘Thrust’ spec car - meaning 60mph in a second, apparently - while a Rocket Roadster can send it skyward. How long for hasn’t been announced, nor how high or how far, but the Roadster is a real flying car. Or at least as close as we’ve come. Buyers will be invited to buy a Rocket, and obviously it doesn’t comply with any road homologation, but you can expect the chosen few to be chomping at the bit to be handing over their cash. Social media really isn’t ready for the Rocket Roadster. Thrust grade will be limited run but available to anybody who can afford it - a £250k deposit is needed, for starters. 

For those regular folk who are paying whatever a LHD-only Roadster actually costs (£50k deposit for that one), there does seem to be a lot to be enthused by. Even without power, range, acceleration or suchlike. First is the introduction of active aerodynamics, with extendable spoilers keeping the Tesla steady at whatever barmy speeds it’s going to reach; 230mph is suggested, Musk is of course hinting at almost 400mph. There’s also a McMurtry-style fan to suck the Roadster to the floor; we know how devastatingly effective it’s been in the Speirling, so expect similar results here, driving upside down and all. Even without the rockets. 

There’s more traditional sports car appeal, too, with magnesium, titanium and carbon used in the construction to save weight. An image of underneath appears to show inboard pushrod dampers. Track Mode lowers the Roadster and ‘transforms’ the suspension, akin to the Ford GT. The latest generation of steer-by-wire isn’t exactly old school appeal, though ‘incredible feedback in various road conditions’ is promised. 

You’ll note there’s a lot of promises and assurances here, without very much by way of hard facts. But, to be frank, once a car has been made to fly, sorting the rest of it must be a cinch. Musk is said to have promised production of the Roadster for 2028, by which time there might even be additional SpaceX influence. Certainly this is as close as we’ve come in a very long time, and Musk does have a habit of seeing through his promises. As it’s been so poetically put by Tesla: ‘We already put Roadster in a rocket. Now we put a rocket in Roadster.’ Coming to a cars and coffee near you soon…


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PCaluta

Original Poster:

54 posts

1 month

Wow. What a time to be alive.

This demonstration was even more impressive than the McMurtry...

EDIT

Mr Catchpole's video on this is worth checking out:-




Edited by PCaluta on Friday 16th October 16:32

BigChiefmuffinAgain

1,764 posts

128 months

It's irrelevant as, like many Tesla promises, it is never going to happen.

MCBrowncoat

1,771 posts

176 months

As written on the Tesla thread, this will be a space frame with some thrusters and smoke canisters inside. Nothing more than a way to increase share price. Have you seen how quickly it span? There is no weight in that body.

Not gonna happen

TWPC

906 posts

191 months

WilsonWilson

883 posts

179 months

BigChiefmuffinAgain said:
It's irrelevant as, like many Tesla promises, it is never going to happen.
Marketing puff that has worked again. Saw it on BBC Breakfast and they just lapped it up as an undisputable fact.

And since when has jumping been flying?

FWIW

3,945 posts

127 months

MCBrowncoat said:
As written on the Tesla thread, this will be a space frame with some thrusters and smoke canisters inside. Nothing more than a way to increase share price. Have you seen how quickly it span? There is no weight in that body.

Not gonna happen
Bah humbug…

Leon R

3,908 posts

126 months

I had to rewatch that upside down rotation to landing about 4 times.

Amazing.

CountyLines

6,154 posts

33 months

PCaluta said:
Wow. What a time to be alive.
Because of this PR stunt?

Seriously?

Ray_Aber

948 posts

306 months

Well, that's one way to beat traffic queues...

durbster

12,109 posts

252 months

Haha fking hell. Surely nobody is taking this clown show seriously any more are they? laugh

At least the Nazi-saluting, election-interfering, Russia-supporting fkwit isn't in the video, so that's something.

FWIW

3,945 posts

127 months

durbster said:
Haha fking hell. Surely nobody is taking this clown show seriously any more are they? laugh

At least the Nazi-saluting, election-interfering, Russia-supporting fkwit isn't in the video, so that's something.
zzzzzzzz

Bradgate

3,216 posts

177 months

Musk promised that ‘full autonony’ would be a reality by 2017. Almost a decade later, it still hasn’t happened and there is no timeline for when it might actually happen. So I won’t be holding my breath waiting for his flying car to happen in my lifetime. Or my children’s lifetime. Nice gimmick for the gullible MSM, though…

ColinM

194 posts

285 months

Knight Rider has been doing that for years...

Aberlour

59 posts

20 months

Flying elements and potential vaporware to one side, this does make the Luce seem quite playmobil/fuddy duddy!
I’m also seeing elements of Ferrari SP12 EC in the side view, and maybe a sprinkling of Sesto Elemento in the front view, and the rear wing does have a bit of P1 about it…..maybe I’m hallucinating. On balance, I like it!

Bradgate

3,216 posts

177 months

Leon R said:
I had to rewatch that upside down rotation to landing about 4 times.

Amazing.
You’ve heard of this thing called ‘CGI’, right?

Leon R

3,908 posts

126 months

Bradgate said:
Leon R said:
I had to rewatch that upside down rotation to landing about 4 times.

Amazing.
You ve heard of this thing called CGI , right?
Yep.

To confirm then this was CGI and not real world engineering? What about the crowd? Also CGI? Is it all just a green stage like the moon landings?

SweptVolume

1,221 posts

123 months

Seems like a novel concept car, but no more substantive than that.

cookie1600

2,740 posts

191 months

"Musk said" /

Somewhatfoolish

5,092 posts

216 months

I can't understand being so churlish as to not think that was incredible, whether or not it's an empty shell.

damonbill

278 posts

275 months

Technically incredible. Practically pointless. This is our generations Aerocar or Amphicar, its not the start of a brave new world of transport.