How NOT to impress a girl.

[Utterly Clueless]

Word of advice guys.

Spinning your car on the way home from the cinema is NOT a good way to impress your girlfriend.

I learned that one the hard way tonight!

Oops!!

That is all

[Steamer]

Tell me you were trying to recreate a scene from Fast & Furious!

[Portrait]

What was you doing man?! It's dry!

[Nobody You Know]

Nearly crashing your Land Rover into a dock and then sitting there scared stless is not good either.

[Utterly Clueless]

Nope, treacherous corner, Too slow for gear of choice, made novice mistake of chagin gear during a corner, Cue liftoff oversteer, Made second novice mistake of braking as i bricked it, cue back end coming round, tried to correct but over corrected, cue going sideways. Tried to correct again but front end hit a curb.

New wishbone now needed.

DOH!!!!

Oh, and if you like Seth Rogan films, Observe and Report is a bit of a letdown.

Thom

[deviant]

This thread is going to be epic

[LotusACBC]

I have to admit, I am always curious as to the conversations that follow immediately after such disasters as the one you describe--- so, do tell

[Utterly Clueless]

Portrait said:

What was you doing man?! It's dry!

Not in Worthenbury it aint.

Imagine a road used by st towing tractors all day (lots of mud and diesil) then add in some rain, and then a dash of novice drive and you have a recipy for a spin.

OOOO the joys

[deviant]

Utterly Clueless said:

Portrait said:

What was you doing man?! It's dry!

Not in Worthenbury it aint.

Imagine a road used by st towing tractors all day (lots of mud and diesil) then add in some rain, and then a dash of novice drive and you have a recipy for a spin.

OOOO the joys

Dont forget to add in a dash of trying to impress the girl!

[cazzer]

Nobody You Know said:

Nearly crashing your Land Rover into a dock and then sitting there scared stless is not good either.

I read "duck" there. I wondered how big a duck it was to scare you stless

[Utterly Clueless]

LotusACBC said:

I have to admit, I am always curious as to the conversations that follow immediately after such disasters as the one you describe--- so, do tell

ok, this is how this one went


me: oops
beth: well, that was different
me: sorry about that
beth: the car ok?
me: (as i turn it round to face the right way) Dont think so.
beth: why whats up?
me: Tracking out, but its probably worse than that.

Then more me appologising (this was the 'first date')
get to hers (was only like 1/4 of a mile)

As we get out of the car
beth: whats wrong with it them?
me: (on hands and knees looking under tha car) bent wishbone...Bugger.
beth: I'll see if my dad can give you a lift home.

In the end my dad drove 15miles to escort me whilt i drove a crippled golf 15 miles home at 25mph.

To the garage tomorrow to get a repair quote.

Anoying this is i bent the very same side wishbone 5 months ago when i came round a corner and hit a patch of black ice.

Thom

Edited by Utterly Clueless on Friday 1st May 00:35

[Vixpy1]

Next time, wait till you get home before getting a blow job

[NiceCupOfTea]

Did you not learn from the first time?

[LotusACBC]

Thank you so much for that!!! Hysterical st man. I love it.

[Utterly Clueless]

NiceCupOfTea said:

Did you not learn from the first time?

the other time was epic understeer, this was the first time i have encountered the back eng stepping out almost 45 degrees (then 90 degree the other way after i overcorrected)

[Nobody You Know]

LotusACBC said:

I have to admit, I am always curious as to the conversations that follow immediately after such disasters as the one you describe--- so, do tell

With regards to my Land Rover/Dock incident I think I said:

"fk we nearly went in the dock"

She said:

"Yeah I know" in that womanly condescening tone.

[Nobody You Know]

Just noticed this is an Acid Drop/Utterly Clueless thread, could get interesting.

How the hell did you manage to do that? It's a MK3 Golf - Plow-on understeer is all they do?

Oh and just for old times sake your car is st and we all hate you

[deviant]

Is this Beth of the hot teen goth sort you spent a night together in the car with...without suckage?

[Vixpy1]

'You know, last night I was having a conversation with utterly clueless and nobody you know.'














I need to get out more

[Swoxy]

How did it go? ;-)