Most embarrassing thing to leave on a dashboard?
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Not strictly on the dashboard but.........My friend living in London left his car outside his new girlfriends house for a couple of weeks whilst in India as she lived nearer to Heathrow. When returning he his girlfriend (bear in mind it was still the first few awkwards dates with her) said that something terrible had happened to his car the night before he arrived back.
Dreading the scene he arrived to her house and saw the drivers door bent backwards and broken into. She told him that she had called the police and that they had visited earlier just to take details. Worse still he had a pack of 12 condoms in the glovebox, unopened ready for that first intimate moment with her.......where were the condoms......well the thieves had not only nicked his stereo and smashed his car in but also ransacked his glovebox, opened a few condoms and streched them over the gearstick!!!!
The shame of the police, the shame of the new girlfriend having to see it.
Dreading the scene he arrived to her house and saw the drivers door bent backwards and broken into. She told him that she had called the police and that they had visited earlier just to take details. Worse still he had a pack of 12 condoms in the glovebox, unopened ready for that first intimate moment with her.......where were the condoms......well the thieves had not only nicked his stereo and smashed his car in but also ransacked his glovebox, opened a few condoms and streched them over the gearstick!!!!
The shame of the police, the shame of the new girlfriend having to see it.
Moley RUFC said:
Not strictly on the dashboard but.........My friend living in London left his car outside his new girlfriends house for a couple of weeks whilst in India as she lived nearer to Heathrow. When returning he his girlfriend (bear in mind it was still the first few awkwards dates with her) said that something terrible had happened to his car the night before he arrived back.
Dreading the scene he arrived to her house and saw the drivers door bent backwards and broken into. She told him that she had called the police and that they had visited earlier just to take details. Worse still he had a pack of 12 condoms in the glovebox, unopened ready for that first intimate moment with her.......where were the condoms......well the thieves had not only nicked his stereo and smashed his car in but also ransacked his glovebox, opened a few condoms and streched them over the gearstick!!!!
The shame of the police, the shame of the new girlfriend having to see it.
haha could he not create a manlie and say they were needed on this particuar model of car in case of fan belt failure, reminds me of the time when i was a very young lad and my dads fiesta S got broken into, he was working for a building contractor at the time and they used a peice of blutac to stick one of his cards to the sun visor as a sort of calling card, the B##stardsDreading the scene he arrived to her house and saw the drivers door bent backwards and broken into. She told him that she had called the police and that they had visited earlier just to take details. Worse still he had a pack of 12 condoms in the glovebox, unopened ready for that first intimate moment with her.......where were the condoms......well the thieves had not only nicked his stereo and smashed his car in but also ransacked his glovebox, opened a few condoms and streched them over the gearstick!!!!
The shame of the police, the shame of the new girlfriend having to see it.
adam85 said:
JJCW said:
Lucie W said:
Not on the dash, but plugged into cigarette lighter and on passenger seat, my portable 'mini rabbit'. Don't think anyone saw.
You have a rabbit for in the car? Is that safe to use while going along? Is it for traffic jams? 
Moley RUFC said:
Not strictly on the dashboard but.........My friend living in London left his car outside his new girlfriends house for a couple of weeks whilst in India as she lived nearer to Heathrow. When returning he his girlfriend (bear in mind it was still the first few awkwards dates with her) said that something terrible had happened to his car the night before he arrived back.
Dreading the scene he arrived to her house and saw the drivers door bent backwards and broken into. She told him that she had called the police and that they had visited earlier just to take details. Worse still he had a pack of 12 condoms in the glovebox, unopened ready for that first intimate moment with her.......where were the condoms......well the thieves had not only nicked his stereo and smashed his car in but also ransacked his glovebox, opened a few condoms and streched them over the gearstick!!!!
The shame of the police, the shame of the new girlfriend having to see it.
tbh its a new theif thing to avoid finger prints.... well they werent his obviously as that would be just wrong expecting to get laid.. (honest!!)Dreading the scene he arrived to her house and saw the drivers door bent backwards and broken into. She told him that she had called the police and that they had visited earlier just to take details. Worse still he had a pack of 12 condoms in the glovebox, unopened ready for that first intimate moment with her.......where were the condoms......well the thieves had not only nicked his stereo and smashed his car in but also ransacked his glovebox, opened a few condoms and streched them over the gearstick!!!!
The shame of the police, the shame of the new girlfriend having to see it.
AndrewW-G said:
adam85 said:
JJCW said:
Lucie W said:
Not on the dash, but plugged into cigarette lighter and on passenger seat, my portable 'mini rabbit'. Don't think anyone saw.
You have a rabbit for in the car? Is that safe to use while going along? Is it for traffic jams? 
Huntsman said:
At the age of 17 I borrowed my Dad's astra estate on friday night.
Following day I got up and went to work, saturdays were half day at work.
When I got home my mum was stood in the kitchen with a condom wrapper I'd left on the dashboard.....
Nothing like a posh wFollowing day I got up and went to work, saturdays were half day at work.
When I got home my mum was stood in the kitchen with a condom wrapper I'd left on the dashboard.....
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