Funny accidents
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Accident 1
Neighbour jumps in car followed by jack russel on frosty morning stareing through tiny hole in frost on windscreen, car clips kerb and buckles wheel.Driver jumps to survey damage flat etc.Dog gets out of open door looks tire and owner and at this point you just wish dogs could talk,you can alost hear the dog saying"you stupid bar steward!"
Accident2
Old Landrover stops at traffic lights, expensive Merc does not!Tweed capped LR driver gets out, Cheshire fur coat and no knickers type gets out of MBZ continuing to have mobile phone conversation and have choice words with tweed cap man.Life fluids of MBZ dribble across road as BiB just happen to come upon accident ,as queue at lights grows BiB goes to woman to ask for vehicles to be moved wihtout turning to see who has spoken she says F*** **F .LR moves around corner with most of front bumper of MBZ attached to tow bar.At this point fur coat throws a complete hissy fit,BiB2 still in car probably wets himself at this point judging by his pained expression.
Had to go at this point so don't know what happened next.
Neighbour jumps in car followed by jack russel on frosty morning stareing through tiny hole in frost on windscreen, car clips kerb and buckles wheel.Driver jumps to survey damage flat etc.Dog gets out of open door looks tire and owner and at this point you just wish dogs could talk,you can alost hear the dog saying"you stupid bar steward!"
Accident2
Old Landrover stops at traffic lights, expensive Merc does not!Tweed capped LR driver gets out, Cheshire fur coat and no knickers type gets out of MBZ continuing to have mobile phone conversation and have choice words with tweed cap man.Life fluids of MBZ dribble across road as BiB just happen to come upon accident ,as queue at lights grows BiB goes to woman to ask for vehicles to be moved wihtout turning to see who has spoken she says F*** **F .LR moves around corner with most of front bumper of MBZ attached to tow bar.At this point fur coat throws a complete hissy fit,BiB2 still in car probably wets himself at this point judging by his pained expression.
Had to go at this point so don't know what happened next.
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