Toyota Recall Joke - Anyone Got One?

[davidspooner]

I'm looking for some Toyota recall jokes. Anyone heard any?

Cheers!

[escargot]

Toyota have apologised for not spotting the fault which causes loss of control.

They would have noticed it sooner if the Yaris had actually been bought by men.

[fildigger]

'TOTAL Recall'.....have a look at the other Toyota recall thread....a great mock-up poster of the Swarznegger film !

[p4pedro]

Toyota ......... For those who like to go everywhere flat out.

peter

[Marf]

"Get your Aygo to Mars. Get your Aygo to Mars. Get your Aygo to Mars. Get your Aygo to Mars. "

[BarRefaeli]

not heard one but head over to www.b3ta.com for a visual one on the frontpage at the moment.

[davidspooner]

Great stuff chaps, exactly the sort of thing i'm looking for!

[davidspooner]

davidspooner said:

Great stuff chaps, exactly the sort of thing i'm looking for!

More if you've got any though!

[Gaspode]

Q. What's the difference between driving a Toyota and playing golf?

A: When you play golf, it's usually a case of "Whack!!!......Oh st!"
but when you drive a Toyota it's a case of "Oh Shiiii..........WHACK!"

Edited by Gaspode on Thursday 4th February 21:29

[SeeFive]

Slightly modified Toyota slogan.

"The car that just slammed into the car in front is a Toyota - with a dodgy throttle".

[TheEnd]

The car in front is a Toyota. Make sure the car behind isn't.

[eharding]

"The car in the car in front is a Toyota"

[bodhi]

NEWS : 'Toyota Recalls 180,000 UK Cars'

I'm not surprised, that would be a lot of cars to just forget about.

[EDLT]

[71notout]

fildigger said:

'TOTAL Recall'.....have a look at the other Toyota recall thread....a great mock-up poster of the Swarznegger film !

Arnie is resurrecting his acting career playing a man who isn't sure he designed the throttle linkage correctly - called Toyotal Recall

[Pesty]

I love B3ta some bloody good talent on that site

[ShadownINja]

fildigger said:

'TOTAL Recall'.....have a look at the other Toyota recall thread....a great mock-up poster of the Swarznegger film !

Thanks.



That is the actual strapline used in the proper posters!

[SeeFive]

Following long term testing on unsuspecting road users, Toyota launch their new drag car with "fly-by-superglue" throttle control.

[JB!]

eharding said:

"The car in the car in front is a Toyota"

Today. Tomb-oro. Toyota.

[Ross1988]

B3ta has some fantastic stuff, the QOTW has some quality material.