If Gordon Brown was a car...

[eldar]

He would be a 1974 Austin Allegro 1.1. Rusty and dented, heading to the last MOT, which will be a fail because of terminal rust.

[Sixpackpert]

With one flickering headlight.

[Timmy35]

I disagree, an Allegro 1.1 would at least be cheap to run. Gordon Brown on the other hand is ruinously expensive for us all, more like a rusting old Jag that's been to a 'cut and shut' shop several times during it's chequered past and does about 8 miles to the gallon.

[Smallend]

Can't think of the car, but there must be one that has a really stoopid looking mouth when it's talking!

[ZOLLAR]

Sixpackpert said:

With one flickering headlight.

[Mobile Chicane]

...in maroon.

[soad]

All the ugly bits from the beat up Reliant Robin, Nissan Bluebird and old Lada combined together?

Edited by soad on Friday 12th February 17:15

[eldar]

Smallend said:

Can't think of the car, but there must be one that has a really stoopid looking mouth when it's talking!

Edsel?

[Lunja]

eldar said:

He would be a 1974 Austin Allegro 1.1. Rusty and dented, heading to the last MOT, which will be a fail because of terminal rust.

Without a word of a lie that is the exact car I was thinking of when I opened the thread.

Winky is an Allegro.

[Smallend]

eldar said:

Smallend said:

Can't think of the car, but there must be one that has a really stoopid looking mouth when it's talking!

Edsel?

Yep - That'll do!

[whitevanman88]

Lunja said:

eldar said:

He would be a 1974 Austin Allegro 1.1. Rusty and dented, heading to the last MOT, which will be a fail because of terminal rust.

Without a word of a lie that is the exact car I was thinking of when I opened the thread.

Winky is an Allegro.

Same as.

[Hairspray]

soad said:

All the ugly bits from the beat up Robin Reliant , Nissan Bluebird and old Lada combined together?

Im sorry, a what exactly?

[Pesty]

[soad]

Hairspray said:

soad said:

All the ugly bits from the beat up Robin Reliant , Nissan Bluebird and old Lada combined together?

Im sorry, a what exactly?

I don't like them, sorry.

[Hairspray]

soad said:

Hairspray said:

soad said:

All the ugly bits from the beat up Robin Reliant , Nissan Bluebird and old Lada combined together?

Im sorry, a what exactly?

I don't like them, sorry.

No excuse to get the name wrong! Its not a Beetle Volkswagen, or an Astra Vauxhall...

[soad]

Hairspray said:

soad said:

Hairspray said:

soad said:

All the ugly bits from the beat up Reliant Robin , Nissan Bluebird and old Lada combined together?

Im sorry, a what exactly?

I don't like them, sorry.

No excuse to get the name wrong! Its not a Beetle Volkswagen, or an Astra Vauxhall...

EFA.

[Westy Pre-Lit]

A beige Wolseley...hateful hateful things.

[D-Angle]

[ErnestM]

[standfree93]

Well don't we all wish he was in a faulty Toyota?