If Gordon Brown was a car...
If Gordon Brown was a car...
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eldar

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24,822 posts

218 months

Friday 12th February 2010
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He would be a 1974 Austin Allegro 1.1. Rusty and dented, heading to the last MOT, which will be a fail because of terminal rust.

Sixpackpert

5,042 posts

236 months

Friday 12th February 2010
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With one flickering headlight.

Timmy35

13,014 posts

220 months

Friday 12th February 2010
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I disagree, an Allegro 1.1 would at least be cheap to run. Gordon Brown on the other hand is ruinously expensive for us all, more like a rusting old Jag that's been to a 'cut and shut' shop several times during it's chequered past and does about 8 miles to the gallon.

Smallend

431 posts

259 months

Friday 12th February 2010
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Can't think of the car, but there must be one that has a really stoopid looking mouth when it's talking!

ZOLLAR

19,920 posts

195 months

Friday 12th February 2010
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Sixpackpert said:
With one flickering headlight.
rofl

Mobile Chicane

21,750 posts

234 months

Friday 12th February 2010
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...in maroon.

soad

34,280 posts

198 months

Friday 12th February 2010
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All the ugly bits from the beat up Reliant Robin, Nissan Bluebird and old Lada combined together?

Edited by soad on Friday 12th February 17:15

eldar

Original Poster:

24,822 posts

218 months

Friday 12th February 2010
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Smallend said:
Can't think of the car, but there must be one that has a really stoopid looking mouth when it's talking!
Edsel?


Lunja

502 posts

207 months

Friday 12th February 2010
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eldar said:
He would be a 1974 Austin Allegro 1.1. Rusty and dented, heading to the last MOT, which will be a fail because of terminal rust.
Without a word of a lie that is the exact car I was thinking of when I opened the thread.

Winky is an Allegro.

Smallend

431 posts

259 months

Friday 12th February 2010
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eldar said:
Smallend said:
Can't think of the car, but there must be one that has a really stoopid looking mouth when it's talking!
Edsel?

hehe Yep - That'll do!

whitevanman88

1,012 posts

202 months

Friday 12th February 2010
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Lunja said:
eldar said:
He would be a 1974 Austin Allegro 1.1. Rusty and dented, heading to the last MOT, which will be a fail because of terminal rust.
Without a word of a lie that is the exact car I was thinking of when I opened the thread.

Winky is an Allegro.
Same as.

Hairspray

6,225 posts

229 months

Friday 12th February 2010
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soad said:
All the ugly bits from the beat up Robin Reliant , Nissan Bluebird and old Lada combined together?
Im sorry, a what exactly?

Pesty

42,655 posts

278 months

Friday 12th February 2010
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soad

34,280 posts

198 months

Friday 12th February 2010
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Hairspray said:
soad said:
All the ugly bits from the beat up Robin Reliant , Nissan Bluebird and old Lada combined together?
Im sorry, a what exactly?
I don't like them, sorry. getmecoat

Hairspray

6,225 posts

229 months

Friday 12th February 2010
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soad said:
Hairspray said:
soad said:
All the ugly bits from the beat up Robin Reliant , Nissan Bluebird and old Lada combined together?
Im sorry, a what exactly?
I don't like them, sorry. getmecoat
No excuse to get the name wrong! hehe Its not a Beetle Volkswagen, or an Astra Vauxhall...

soad

34,280 posts

198 months

Friday 12th February 2010
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Hairspray said:
soad said:
Hairspray said:
soad said:
All the ugly bits from the beat up Reliant Robin , Nissan Bluebird and old Lada combined together?
Im sorry, a what exactly?
I don't like them, sorry. getmecoat
No excuse to get the name wrong! hehe Its not a Beetle Volkswagen, or an Astra Vauxhall...
EFA.

Westy Pre-Lit

5,088 posts

225 months

Friday 12th February 2010
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A beige Wolseley...hateful hateful things.

D-Angle

4,468 posts

264 months

Friday 12th February 2010
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ErnestM

11,621 posts

289 months

Friday 12th February 2010
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standfree93

3,001 posts

209 months

Friday 12th February 2010
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Well don't we all wish he was in a faulty Toyota?
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