Strange forecourt ritual.

[wildone63]

Why the fk do some people rattle the fuel pump nozzle for a few seconds in the filler neck of their tank after fueling their tanks? wtf is that all about?,its not as if youre going to get anymore petrol out of the nozzle than you would if you just left the nozzle still for a couple of seconds for the last drip of petrol to drain out?
After all,a couple of drops of petrol is only going to run your engine for a few seconds.
Silly fkwits.

[cs02rm0]

Sorry.

[TheEnd]

so you don't splash it down the side of the car.

[Escort2dr]

TheEnd said:

so you don't splash it down the side of the car.

Precisely.

Now who's the fkwit, OP ?

[Kitch88]

Shouldn't you be asking why you stand and watch others filling up their cars?

[cotney]

I do it.

So the petrol doesnt drip all down my car.

And to wind up people like you behind me

[The Dirty Bubble]

Because I would rather not drip fuel on my trousers, shoes or down the side of my car.

0/10 for this rant I am afraid

[mikechandler]

Escort2dr said:

TheEnd said:

so you don't splash it down the side of the car.

Precisely.

Now who's the fkwit, OP ?

That is the reason I do it. Sorry if it causes you grief OP.

[Phil Dicky]

TheEnd said:

so you don't splash it down the side of the car.

Or shoes, trousers etc...odd post

[Blue Meanie]

The same reason you give Mr twinky a shake after a piss!

[HBLC]

Ah man, I hate being called a fkwit by a fkwit.

[Phil Dicky]

The Dirty Bubble said:

Because I would rather not drip fuel on my trousers, shoes or down the side of my car.

0/10 for this rant I am afraid

Beaten to it

[DAVEVO9]

wildone63 said:

Why the fk do some people rattle the fuel pump nozzle for a few seconds in the filler neck of their tank after fueling their tanks? wtf is that all about?,its not as if youre going to get anymore petrol out of the nozzle than you would if you just left the nozzle still for a couple of seconds for the last drip of petrol to drain out?
After all,a couple of drops of petrol is only going to run your engine for a few seconds.
Silly fkwits.

Hate to think what your toilet habits are?

[JuniorD]

They do it as they know you are watching and they are thinking to themselves "who is that fking knob jockey watching me? I think I will shake the end of the fuel nozzle to see if the reacts". Maybe.

[Silent1]

[Blue Meanie]

Wildone, Wildone... Come in Wildone, your time is up!

[Penny-lope]

Another shaker here....and again to prevent drippage

[Rach*]

Penny-lope said:

Another shaker here....and again to prevent drippage

snigger

[Graham E]

I drive a diesel. Shaking is mandatory to not look like the next tit with "sll diesel spilled down the side of his motor, innit".

Why does this upset you, anyway? Are you one of those blokes that are so busy that they go for a slash, and neither shake nor wash their hands?

[TheEnd]

next week:

"Why is it that for one morning a week, i open my front door and see someone has piled a load of bin bags by the kerb, and then the council have to send a massive lorry to tidy up after them"