I just hit the mother-in-law...

[Ashanti]

Hello all,

I am writing this for my mate who has just joined PistonHeads, he is currently in his drive because he has just reversed over his mother in law.

Think she might be okay so wetting myself right now, but I think they have called an ambulance!

Ash was just making this account when he went out to move the DB9 out so I could have a look. Pretty sure he wont mind me making his first post for him...

Haf

(Ashs mate)

[Balmoral Green]

[rallycross]

First post troll not even funny either.

[farrendahl]

Ashanti said:

Hello all,

I am writing this for my mate who has just joined PistonHeads, he is currently in his drive because he has just reversed over his mother in law.

Think she might be okay so wetting myself right now, but I think they have called an ambulance!

Ash was just making this account when he went out to move the DB9 out so I could have a look. Pretty sure he wont mind me making his first post for him...

Haf

(Ashs mate)

Ladies and Gentleman, my I introduce our TROLL OF THE DAY!!!!

I'm sorry but this post is as believable as a political manifesto.

[tossbag]

[iva cosworth]

Well done your [mates] first post run someone over even if its the MIL

hope she is okay and you [mate] get locked up

[Ashanti]

Sat on the PC waiting for him to come in...

[farrendahl]

Personally I want to know what a Mates Murci is? I didn't realise Condom manufacturers where branching out to the car manufacturing game.

[Chris_w666]

I hope we can see a custard pic of his 959.

[captainmatt]

If your in London why does 'your' (hmmmmmm) F50 have US plates on it then? The 959 is also American judging by the race car next to it.

Is it half term anywhere?

[firman]

Surely calls for custard? A pic of a tin of birds finest placed beside said MILs feet protruding from under the car. Quick before the ambulance arrives!

[tossbag]

(Ashs mate)

[iva cosworth]

RY-B is that you ?

[Ashanti]

what's the custard for?

[Celt]

Custard test of said DB9 and MIL underneath it.

[tossbag]

Ashanti said:

what's the custard for?

INTERNET!

[theironduke]

Shame all the photos are very very crap resolution.....hmmmmmm

[farrendahl]

Ashanti said:

what's the custard for?

Call us a sceptical lot but it's used as proof that said poster is not a lying *&£$tard who lives in fantasyville, just off bullcrap lane.

Oh and decent quality photos tend to help your cause no end, I'm sure if your "mate" can afford a few 100k of automotive exotica he can afford £69.99 for a digital camera from Argos

[Chris_w666]

Ashanti said:

what's the custard for?

I like custard.

[tossbag]

Red pandas are the best pandas