encounter with a "speed" vigilante!
encounter with a "speed" vigilante!
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Gallen

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2,162 posts

271 months

Wednesday 8th December 2010
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Wierd one this... and difficult to comprehend his misguided logic.

I was coming out of a 30 in to a 40 last night and was following an 07 plate Merc. Speed was inbetween 40-45 so no probs there.

40 turns to single lane NSL and no change in speed which is annoying - but I respect this and fair enough if he doesnt want or feel comfortable to go any faster. So I safely make my way passed him. Nothing untoward.

About 1-1.5 a miles further down the road I encounter another vehilce in front, dordling along at around 35-40 and (still NSL) but as road turns again to a 30 again shortly decide there is no point in overtaking. I follow this guy steadily for about 2 miles in between 30-35mph whereby he turns off at a spot roundabout.

By this time, Mercedes driver has caught up with me (obviously speeding - assume he's one of those 40 everywhere wkers types).

Anyway, I accelerate away from the roundabout in my nice torquey (and chipped) oil burner. No stress here. Next thing I'm met with flashing of headlights and a Merc flying up behind me (so close as I could not see headlamps). I immediately think that not only is he a 40-everywhere type, and assume he doesnt like overtakers. I ignore him and he drops back.

Next thing, more flashing headlights.
I now think that maybe there's something wrong with my car so check dials (temperature etc) car feels ok, no noises - so a little bit concerned. Anyway, again he accelerates up to me, tailgating so close that I cant see his lights - and Im starting to get really pissed off - but ignore him and carry on.

I now get to my turn - whereby I turn right in a fliter lane. Level crossing is closed so a bit of a queue but I pull up in RH lane to wait. The Merc pulls up behind me.... He waits for 10 seconds then changes lanes pulling up up next to me. The Merc is driven by a middle aged guy with the driver waving his 3 fingers at me shouting out "It's a 30 limit!"... IDIOT!

...So:

I know he drive 40-45 in a 40,
40-45 in an NSL,
Doesnt like being overtaken
...Then speeds through a 30 (he must have to catch me up).
He tailgates me, flashes and drops back
- violently accelerates to tailgate me again (probably drops to 15-20mph then up to 50 and stamps on brakes!!!).
He then diverts his route to sit behind me in a queue then changes his mind before attempting to educate me prior to screeching off!

.......and he's shouting "its a 30".



So pissed off at this type of person.
WTF?????????

It's this sort of driving that will turn someone in to a road-rage statistic and me getting done for assault.

Edited by Gallen on Wednesday 8th December 18:27

BDR529

3,560 posts

190 months

Wednesday 8th December 2010
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Sounds like an utter cretin.

Ozzie Osmond

21,189 posts

262 months

Wednesday 8th December 2010
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Calm down dear...

adycav

7,615 posts

233 months

Wednesday 8th December 2010
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There's nowt as queer as folk.

Dr Derek Doctors

8,422 posts

209 months

Wednesday 8th December 2010
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You should have replied....

"Really mate, I thought you looked about 45-50?"

Johnnytheboy

24,499 posts

202 months

Wednesday 8th December 2010
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Well on his way to a coronary with any luck.

poing

8,743 posts

216 months

Wednesday 8th December 2010
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The standard response to this is to calmly say "Yes, but you smell" then blow a raspberry.

thetwistys

3,057 posts

181 months

Wednesday 8th December 2010
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sounds pretty standard to me... Can't cut a fart on the road without it wafting over some random loon and provoking a bout of insanity...

Lordbenny

8,708 posts

235 months

Wednesday 8th December 2010
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doogz said:
Blow them a kiss and give them the finger. Confuses them.

Either that or go absolutely apest, screaming and shouting your head off. He'll think you're completely insane and leave you alone.
Blowing kisses really does it! biggrin


iva cosworth

44,044 posts

179 months

Wednesday 8th December 2010
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Merc Mong is the type who will make me lose it one day and

do something probably quite foolish to him or his car mad

Robb F

4,612 posts

187 months

Wednesday 8th December 2010
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doogz said:
Blow them a kiss and give them the finger. Confuses them.

Either that or go absolutely apest, screaming and shouting your head off. He'll think you're completely insane and leave you alone.
do all three of these and your on to a winner!

eldar

24,197 posts

212 months

Wednesday 8th December 2010
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As he approaches your back bumper, the rear foglights become usefulsmile

AndrewW-G

11,968 posts

233 months

Wednesday 8th December 2010
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You insulted his manhood, as per others, blowing a kiss always gets a decent reaction hehe

anonymous-user

70 months

Wednesday 8th December 2010
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....inch waist? A 40 surely you fat ignorant

Should do it


FRMATT

526 posts

178 months

Wednesday 8th December 2010
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I find these sort of people amusing, I wish my rear fog could be operated without the fronts for this situation!

kiteless

12,187 posts

220 months

Wednesday 8th December 2010
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Merc Driver said:
......it's a 30
Given the OP's description of events, what a very odd and random thing to shout.

jwo

986 posts

265 months

Wednesday 8th December 2010
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Blowing a kiss really does annoy them! It can really make some people go bonkers! As to Merc Mong sounds like a complete tool!

Beemer billy

291 posts

206 months

Wednesday 8th December 2010
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I drive a VW Crafter van everyday. I regularly overtake other road users when safe to do so, some people hate it. Just because it is a van it does not mean i cannot overtake. I have had people react badly before and even phone me on my mobile and ask for the boss, I am the boss!!

FraserLFA

5,083 posts

190 months

Wednesday 8th December 2010
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poing said:
The standard response to this is to calmly say "Yes, but you smell" then blow a raspberry.
If he persists, do this

Bungleaio

6,508 posts

218 months

Wednesday 8th December 2010
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I find a simple fk off you works well in these situations