Cuprinol cars

[thinfourth2]

I have decided i like cuprinol cars

Basically cars that do exactly what it sayes on the tin.

The Toyota Aygo is a small cheap hatchback that is marketed as a small cheap hatchback.

So what other cuprinol cars are there

[mattman]

elise?

[Major Fallout]

Model T Ford - Its a car.

Mini (original) - Its a small car.

[Zod]

Ronseal!

[anonymous-user]

Ronseal, surely?

[sicasey]

Land Rover Defender.

[pilchardthecat]

If you took all the marketing and advertising people in the world into the woods, shot them, and bull-dozed them into a pit, then every car would be a Cuprinol car.

[Truckosaurus]

Ronseal's Marketing Dept. writes:

[sicasey]

Hummer (US Army style).

[fathomfive]

Fiat Multipla.

[mxspyder]

fathomfive said:

Fiat Multipla.

Good call.

How about a Lada Niva?

[C8PPO]

Truckosaurus said:

Ronseal's Marketing Dept. writes:

[vdubbin]

Dacia Duster?

Skoda Octavia?

[poo at Paul's]

[Petrolhead_Rich]

Cuprinol What like this???

Citroen Xsara Picasso:

Fat, Laughing Jolly old man.

Morgan (wood Chassis)


Is that what you meant??

Or did you mean Ronseal Cars as per the posters above?

In which case:

Ariel Atom (Fast)
Land Rover Defender (Off Road)
LDV Convoy Minibus (People Carrier)
TRANSIT (the ultimate in goods carrying vehicles)

[GadgeS3C]

What about creosote cars?

[thinfourth2]

Okay excuse my lack of knowledge of wood coating products advertising campaigns.

You knew what I meant.

I'm too busy polishing my cars to watch telly.

[Luke.]

Subaru Outback.

Porsche Boxster.

[uuf361]

Nyphur said:

Ronseal, surely?

+1

Depends on size but my Subaru Legacy does exactly what it should do, large, comfortable, barge like, not very quick, but efficient and reliable.

Edited by uuf361 on Friday 21st January 16:01

[pilchardthecat]

Luke. said:

Porsche Boxster Whatcouldntyouafforda911hahahaandyouaregayhohoho

Now it "does exactly what it says on the tin"