I ran over a squirrel

[sicasey]

I ran over a squirrel on the dual carriageway. I tried to avoid it but it moved.

Should I feel bad?

[10 Pence Short]

Only if it was red.

Edited to add- naturally, not by the state you may have left it in.

Edited by 10 Pence Short on Friday 21st January 14:31

[Dontlift]

So long as it was grey, good work

[okgo]

ffs

[MacW]

Depends how long it will take to clean out the wheel arch/grill/etc

[rhinochopig]

Go back and put a sign up saying "Free Squirrel".

[sicasey]

Dontlift said:

So long as it was grey, good work

This is good news as it was infact grey. Feeling better already

[boredofmyoldname]

Yes you should feel bad, luckily I am the head of the English Squirrel Fund and will happily accept a donation of £100,000 to cover cost of removing the dead squirrel, informing its family and providing for its dependants in the future hard winters.

[Bill]

10 Pence Short said:

Only if it was red.

Bloody tree rats.

10 Pence Short said:

Edited to add- naturally, not by the state you may have left it in.

[Dontlift]

sicasey said:

Dontlift said:

So long as it was grey, good work

This is good news as it was infact grey. Feeling better already

You have done a good thing son, now go get yourself a drink

[Prof Prolapse]

sicasey said:

Should I feel bad?

That depends on whether or not you're a prepubescent girl?

[sicasey]

boredofmyoldname said:

Yes you should feel bad, luckily I am the head of the English Squirrel Fund and will happily accept a donation of £100,000 to cover cost of removing the dead squirrel, informing its family and providing for its dependants in the future hard winters.

I hope my Ugandan lottery ticket numbers come up tonight (fingers crossed).

[Hugo a Gogo]

squirrel racialists!

[ZOLLAR]

Prof Prolapse said:

sicasey said:

Should I feel bad?

That depends on whether or not you're a prepubescent girl?

>snort< I'm going with yes she is..

[sicasey]

Prof Prolapse said:

sicasey said:

Should I feel bad?

That depends on whether or not you're a prepubescent girl?

How does this help A) My feelings or B) The squirrel?

[hombrepaulo]

They do make an odd sound when you squish one

[sicasey]

hombrepaulo said:

They do make an odd sound when you squish one

I think I felt every bone crack.

[volvoforlife]

road kill Top Gear style BBQ

[rb5230]

I almost took out a small bunny wabbit whilst driving a 20 tonne grab lorry last night. Lucky little fker.

[Hugo a Gogo]

sicasey said:

I think I felt every bone crack.

that would have been his nuts