Most ridiculous service bill.
Most ridiculous service bill.
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Stu - B

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502 posts

193 months

Monday 7th March 2011
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I know Veyron wheels and tyres will crop up, but two recent examples from friends spring to mind:

1) Sorting out an Octavia brake problem that ultimately involved discs - £2500.

2) Aston Martin Vanquish service costing £3500 with an advisory to replace brakes at a cost of.....(drumroll).....£7K.

My worst was a Vantage service where I told the dealer not to go above £1500 without calling me and being presented with a bill for £2700. No apology on moaning. Just voted with feet in end. Always email instructions now.

TheLurker

1,513 posts

213 months

Monday 7th March 2011
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Stu - B said:
1) Sorting out an Octavia brake problem that ultimately involved discs - £2500.

How? Was that for all the work, or just the discs?

Stu - B

Original Poster:

502 posts

193 months

Monday 7th March 2011
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Problem not diagnosed correctly, then correcting problems resulting from this and ultimately complete renewal.

ChevronB19

8,299 posts

180 months

Monday 7th March 2011
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Seem to remember a 959 owner being quoted 11K to replace the tyre pressure sensors...

Ozzie Osmond

21,189 posts

263 months

Monday 7th March 2011
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Biggest I've seen was just over £10,000 for the major service on a Bentley Continental R.

dave87

526 posts

220 months

Monday 7th March 2011
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Didn't Top Gear play this game with the Grosser? iirc you could purchase a car for the amount the service cost JC?

EDLT

15,421 posts

223 months

Monday 7th March 2011
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£30,000 to service a McLaren F1?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKogF1IOpkM

jains15

1,013 posts

190 months

Monday 7th March 2011
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dave87 said:
Didn't Top Gear play this game with the Grosser? iirc you could purchase a car for the amount the service cost JC?
14 Grand IIRC

flemke

23,274 posts

254 months

Monday 7th March 2011
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Stu - B said:
2) Aston Martin Vanquish service costing £3500 with an advisory to replace brakes at a cost of.....(drumroll).....£7K.
A set of four PCCB (Porsche) discs costs £15k for the parts alone.

MarsellusWallace

1,180 posts

218 months

Tuesday 8th March 2011
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I paid just under £8k for a hydraulic service and a few other bits and bobs on my Arnage last year.That was at a specialist who works at around half the main dealer labour rate.Worth it though-the car is perfect now and as everything is now spot on I shouldn't have another bill like that for a good few years(hopefully)

flemke

23,274 posts

254 months

Tuesday 8th March 2011
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EDLT said:
£30,000 to service a McLaren F1?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKogF1IOpkM
Made good copy, but was completely false.

Funk

26,923 posts

226 months

Tuesday 8th March 2011
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flemke said:
EDLT said:
£30,000 to service a McLaren F1?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKogF1IOpkM
Made good copy, but was completely false.
It's £40,000...? hehe

Carrot

7,294 posts

219 months

Tuesday 8th March 2011
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The service on my Mondeo years back, that kicked me into servicing my own cars.

£440 for a major. Not a large bill by any standards but for the work actually performed it is huge.

Got hold of the forms from ETIS Ford, which have the spec sheets that the mechanics work from to service the.

2 pages of visual checks, change oil, filter, fuel filter and pollon filter. Total parts cost - £40.

So £400 for an hours work (I did it myself the next time, working from a haynes manual, first time ever working on a car in an hour and a half). Thank you Ford, your greed made me a more capable person smile

Jasandjules

71,314 posts

246 months

Tuesday 8th March 2011
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My worst is about £1800 on the Chimaera but this included new exhaust gaskets..........


frosted

3,549 posts

194 months

Tuesday 8th March 2011
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Carrot said:
The service on my Mondeo years back, that kicked me into servicing my own cars.

£440 for a major. Not a large bill by any standards but for the work actually performed it is huge.

Got hold of the forms from ETIS Ford, which have the spec sheets that the mechanics work from to service the.

2 pages of visual checks, change oil, filter, fuel filter and pollon filter. Total parts cost - £40.

So £400 for an hours work (I did it myself the next time, working from a haynes manual, first time ever working on a car in an hour and a half). Thank you Ford, your greed made me a more capable person smile
For my passat they wanted 600 odd quid , I did want to keep vwsh but not at that cost . A good expensive Indy done the service , mot, new pads and disks ( all vw parts) for 550

anonymous-user

71 months

Tuesday 8th March 2011
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frosted said:
For my passat they wanted 600 odd quid , I did want to keep vwsh but not at that cost . A good expensive Indy done the service , mot, new pads and disks ( all vw parts) for 550
I think I would just have paid the extra £50 to have full main dealer history. We all know main dealer service usually means st but the alternatives are usally not much better in my experience.

skoff

1,387 posts

251 months

Tuesday 8th March 2011
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Well if you add in repairs to a service bill then you are going to get some big numbers.

My Cerbera has thrown some big bills my way when in for a service - £2500ish (I choose to forget the exact amount), and more than once. However, these are things that needed to be done as repairs rather than part of the service as such.

The cost of the actual service (the 12K big one) is around the £900 mark, but that includes doing the valve clearances, so not a small job, and reasonable value since I couldn't do that sort of thing myself.

Carrot

7,294 posts

219 months

Tuesday 8th March 2011
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Dave_ST220 said:
frosted said:
For my passat they wanted 600 odd quid , I did want to keep vwsh but not at that cost . A good expensive Indy done the service , mot, new pads and disks ( all vw parts) for 550
I think I would just have paid the extra £50 to have full main dealer history. We all know main dealer service usually means st but the alternatives are usally not much better in my experience.
As discussed in other threads, depends how long and how higher mileage you have when you sell the car.

If I had FMDSH, the car was worth private at sale time roughly £1700. Without history it was worth about £1300. I saved over £3000 over the years by doing my own work, therefore not worth bothering in my case.

skoff

1,387 posts

251 months

Tuesday 8th March 2011
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doogz said:
Not quite a service bill, a repair, and not quite to the magnitude of some in this thread either, but my A4 went into a garage when the power steering died last winter.

They had my car for 5 weeks, and changed the power steering pump, twice, the steering rack, the power steering pump pulley, and all of the pipework.

They couldn't find or fix the problem, and tried to charge me £900 to get my car back, still broken, filthier than ever, with the engine cover in the boot, and the undertray had went missing altogether.
So what did you do?

simonrockman

7,014 posts

272 months

Tuesday 8th March 2011
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A resistor went in the heater fan on my Renault Scenic. One of the four speeds wasn't working. £800.

(By contrast the fan motor went in the heater on my Mercedes: £155)

Renault service and parts is astronomical.

Simon